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#14 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
Next time this **** happens. GROW SOME ******* BALLS. God damniot you gotta be assertive. When I was 15 I had an 18 year old gf. (God knows what she wanted from me since she was a discogirl and Im a metalhead but Im not gonna complain) I have a rule. Sunday mornings are ******* SACRED. Nothing is to disturb them. Bitch woke me up sunday morning to have sex. Threw her out of the room.
If that bitchfriend of yours had thrown away my Doritos, she had seen Hells fury unleashing on her. GODDAMNIT just because it has tits a cute appearance and you want to **** it, doesnt mean it gets to control your **** ass life.
Hell I watch My little pony and I am more of a Alpha Badass than you.
User avatar #73 to #14 - nuketheshadows (04/12/2012) [-]
Dude It was a comic that was not to be taken seriously...
User avatar #74 to #73 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
Dude it was a comment, that was not to be taken seriously....
User avatar #79 to #74 - nuketheshadows (04/12/2012) [-]
Well the amount of butthurt in it made it look like it was pretty serious...
User avatar #83 to #79 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
And the amount of butthurt in the comic made it seem pretty serious.
User avatar #56 to #14 - ishitincups (04/12/2012) [-]
You are so alpha, you posted about your alpha-ness on a potentially fake comic where no one gives a single flying dusty **** . Want more attention? Pull a emo white girl, and talk about how you hate yourself. But on facebook. Here, you will get the same response.
On a side note: What does you being raped at the age of 15 have to do with your complete alpha or this comic?
User avatar #58 to #56 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
:D the rape part cracked me up.
I didnt say I am an alpha badass....I said I am more alpha badass than someone who lets a bitch steal his cheetos throw them away and takes crap for it...and that quite frankly...isnt that hard. (said that twice already)
Its just that i see all these posts of people complaining about **** dumb bitches do. And I know, somewhere out there **** like this happens. And it makes me sick to the bone. I just hate it. I find it very sad, that people took my comment so bad, but well whatever. Ill keep commenting to give you guys something to thumb down. You see the problem simply is, that there are so many guys out there that simply need to grow a pair of balls, as well as a bunch of girls that need to grow some ovaries. People take **** from "popular" kids and "upper highschool class" too easy. People threw **** at me my whole life. i never gave a **** . I never had more than 2 friends at a time until I was 14. And I am not talking about real friends, but merely people who would talk to me. It sucked. And I started not to take **** from anyone. And my life got better. I hate the fact how people love that pitty little ****** that gets crap thrown on him...Dont be that ****** , people throw crap at you? Well they better get a raincoat, because Im gonna piss on them. If you show people that you dont take any kind of **** . You wont get **** . Its not about being alpha badass or a cool guy. Its simply about being able to live your life as you want. I am sorry if you see it otherwise. Keep pitying the poor little guy in the backrow of the class that has no friends...but you know what will really help him? Instead of sympathy and a hug. Some balls. I was that ****** in the last row, the moment I stopped giving a **** and stopped taking **** and just did what I want, my life got better. Thats all I wanted, make OP snap, make him think to himself "damn Im pathetic I should alpha up.
User avatar #60 to #58 - ishitincups (04/12/2012) [-]
Zero percent of your comment is anyway related.
I was bullied 11 out of 12 years of school, senior year is when it finally stopped. Why? I cussed the bully out in front of a classroom of 30 people and a teacher, and the teacher applauded me. BUT: That is the only time I was ever an asshole legitimately. But even then, I did it because he was picking on a girl I was really close with, that didn't deserve **** from ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE!
People throw stuff at you? Why don't you man the **** up and know you don't have to do anything back. The man thing it to not make confrontation, but walk away, be the BETTER man. That expression is there for a reason. I got to a University where I am surrounded by **** tards. The only time I ever reported someone? A guy broke in to a girls room at 2am. You actually sound alot like him. Do what you want.
So, instead of telling everyone how you have testicals the size of Texas and no one else that has human emotions doesn't have gonads, maybe you need to step away from the magnifying glass, and see how big your manhood really is.
It's people that think like you that severally piss me off. That doing what you want and not giving a **** is the answer? No. Finding a reason to give a **** : That is what you are suppose to do with you life.
/End Rant.
User avatar #63 to #60 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
You know, I havent beaten ANYONE since 7 years. Why? I talk to people. I had a bicycle chain smashed through my head and I still talked to the guy. Why? I dont believe in punching people. Did I sue him? **** no, why would I? What does that matter? I dont give a **** about that. Punch me all you want, insult me all you want, I dont care. But dont come to me, ask for kindness receive it and give me **** for giving kindness to you. Always walking away isnt the ******* answer. I dont believe in violence and war its both the stupidest thing you can do. But I believe that you are allowed to talk to anyone about whatever the **** you want. Its called freedom of speech. And its a damn good thing. There is a fine line between something thats done by a complete asshole who is drunk, or just plain stupid, and a ******** that thinks he can do whatever the **** he or she likes simply because of their social status. Its bullies that **** me up. And its bullies you should stand up to. Or they will continue. They dont go away, they dont stop, they dont show mercy. They will just continue your torment. But if you make it clear from the very beginning that you wont take that crap, you wont have a problem.
User avatar #66 to #63 - ishitincups (04/12/2012) [-]
Yes. Blame bullies for your problems. That will solves them.
User avatar #72 to #66 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
Bullies dont cause problems...I never said that. Its yourself letting the bullies bully you that causes the problem. Life is a bitch, and she is going to **** you over earlier or later. Life also is a loving mother and she is going to comfort you from time to time. And MY problems have NOTHING to do with bullies.
User avatar #75 to #72 - ishitincups (04/12/2012) [-]
And it's the girls fault that she got raped. Your logic is slowly going in cirlces you can't keep up with. I don't have problems because bullies, bullies have problems. That's the point I am getting at. People letting themselves have problems because of bullies is another thing. The mind set of a victim just needs to be altered, and it will be completely different. No need to ALPHA AS **** !
User avatar #77 to #75 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
No need to be beta as **** either. If he had just left...if he had just taken his chips out of the trash and continued eating, if he hadnt given a **** . Thats all fine. Thats all cool. But just going okay.jpg??? Thats like a girl being molested by a guy and just going okay.jpg while he starts to **** her instead of at least screaming and fighting. And well, then it is partly her fault. OOOH I can smell the red thumbs but well. You should at least do something, even if it is simply not giving a **** .
User avatar #80 to #77 - ishitincups (04/12/2012) [-]
Haha. Wow. You obviously don't know which way is up anymore.
If you are going to put yourself out there like this, be ready to defend it.
User avatar #85 to #80 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
I am. If a guy starts molesting a girl and she says just nothing, not even trying to defend her, she is partly fault if she gets raped. Surely still the one guilty, the one being the asshole, the one belonging in jail, is the rapist. But who knows, maybe if she just had said STOP ******** , or screamed, he might have stopped. You cant know that for certain. Maybe the "rapist" took the silence as a, yes **** me. And that is definitely what the ******** bitch takes the okay.jpg for. She takes it for a, okay do what you want, I wont fight back, you are my queen I am the dirt on your shoes. Dont get me wrong on the rapist, molesting a girl itself is bad enough and he deserves to be punished for this.
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User avatar #53 to #51 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
I didnt say I am an alpha badass....I said I am more alpha badass than someone who lets a bitch steal his cheetos throw them away and takes crap for it...and that quite frankly...isnt that hard.
#45 to #14 - wanicochil (04/12/2012) [-]
and then you grew up, treated people like that, and everyone hated you   
   
   
the end   
   
gtfo
and then you grew up, treated people like that, and everyone hated you


the end

gtfo
User avatar #47 to #45 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
Nah actually I still would do it. And everyone who hates me for it, well its not like I care. You see when i say I wanna sleep. And I say it multiple times. Then you should let me sleep. What if I had been annoying her to **** with me and she had wanted to sleep? Would you tell her what a ******* asshole she is not to **** me? I told her I didnt want sex, she started poking and hitting me a bit, I threw her out. Whats the big deal about it? She cleaned my room afterwards voluntarily and we kept dating for another month.
User avatar #40 to #14 - vikingfaen (04/12/2012) [-]
Wow, you're a ******* badass huh? You must get all the pussy you want. Being a badass, alpha ************ like you.
User avatar #42 to #40 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
I didnt say I am an alpha badass....I said I am more alpha badass than someone who lets a bitch steal his cheetos throw them away and takes crap for it...and that quite frankly...isnt that hard.
User avatar #43 to #42 - vikingfaen (04/12/2012) [-]
Did you not notice it was a joke?
User avatar #44 to #43 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
I cant decipher that right now. I am sorry. I got a lot of crap for that comment. It sounded like sarcasm to me. It sounded like you mocking me for claiming Id be an alpha badass...and thats what I commented on.
User avatar #46 to #44 - vikingfaen (04/12/2012) [-]
It's okay. I forgive you.
User avatar #25 to #14 - NexusSeven (04/12/2012) [-]
Yeah...except that never happened.
#27 to #25 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #29 to #27 - NexusSeven (04/12/2012) [-]
...what?
User avatar #31 to #29 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
You know that feel when you dont cheat but get accused of cheating? thats what i feel right now. Thank you.
You guys should learn to rad the whole thread. It would lessen the amount of stupid questions.
User avatar #33 to #31 - NexusSeven (04/12/2012) [-]
*read
User avatar #36 to #35 - NexusSeven (04/12/2012) [-]
There's not really an argument here. I called you out for lying and you thanked me...thats it.
User avatar #87 to #36 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
Well...I didnt lie (sorry I didnt answer before I get a ******** of comments right now) The whole point was I thanked you, because it is rather flattering, when a story of yours sounds so unbelievable that people think you lie.
User avatar #21 to #14 - xtwinblade (04/12/2012) [-]
nope...thats not badass, thats called being an asshole
User avatar #24 to #21 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
Well being an asshole is what gets you forward in life. Its sad, bad its true. I had one gf after that. She was so lovely. I did everything for that woman. When she came into the room I just alt+f4´d no matter what game I was playing. I loved her and cared for her. And what did sh do? Book a planeticket to america, visit her exbf and ****** him.
User avatar #30 to #24 - xtwinblade (04/12/2012) [-]
then she cheated on you and were the asshole, assholes are those who are assholes. women like bad boys, but not assholes. assholes are assholes for anyone and will show the finger to the lady who is trying to sleep with you, but bad boys will accept their victory.

Get the stuff right :)
User avatar #34 to #30 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
Its not like I didnt **** her. I just told her repeatingly that I wanted to sleep. I threw her out. She had a cup of coffee with my mom, I woke up, and then i ****** her. Afterwards I went on a Metalconcert and she cleaned my room while I was moshing. But I know its not very plausible of a story.
#37 to #34 - xtwinblade (04/12/2012) [-]
still, being an asshole is not the way you get forward. allowance and tolerance towards people is the way of life, because then people wont cause you trouble. if 1 gf is like that, it doesnt mean all of the women are. i cant take a glass of water from the sea and say:" i dont see any whales, must mean there arent any" some people are different
User avatar #39 to #37 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
:D Thats from I dont know where thats from but I heard it not long ago. Was it neil degrasse tyson? Well however. Being an asshole and being assertive is also two different things. I didnt throw her out with the words "bitch you aint ******* my sunday" I told her 5 times I didnt want to **** and she wouldnt take no for an answer and started kicking my ribs with her knees. So I took her over my shoulder put her out of my room, locked the door and slept for another 2 hours. Afterwards I told her, she would have to take a no for an answer just like I have to when she doesnt want sex. And that was that, we ****** , she cleaned my room, it was pretty much an awesome day.
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#22 to #20 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
You know that feel when you dont cheeat but get accused of cheating? thats what i feel right now. Thank you.
#28 to #18 - fogschmog (04/12/2012) [-]
Thank you.
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