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User avatar #49 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (04/12/2012) [-]
Pshh, so fake. OP doesn't have a real lifefriend. Come on, it's so obvious.
#283 to #49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/12/2012) [-]
Don't wanna ruin the thread so I'm replying here, I love you guys, you make funnyjunk bearable. Seeing this kind of thing makes my day
Don't wanna ruin the thread so I'm replying here, I love you guys, you make funnyjunk bearable. Seeing this kind of thing makes my day
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#50 to #49 - cjsixtyseven (04/12/2012) [-]
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He knows to much



we must kill him
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User avatar #51 to #50 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (04/12/2012) [-]
How do you know I'm a "Him"? I could be an alien walrus which has no gender.
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#53 to #51 - cjsixtyseven (04/12/2012) [-]
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it can't be. You're the alien walrus which has no gender the prophesy for told of !! The war is near
#54 to #53 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (04/12/2012) [-]
This will be what your petty race does. Such stupidity, contained in such intelligence.
This will be what your petty race does. Such stupidity, contained in such intelligence.
#55 to #54 - cjsixtyseven (04/12/2012) [-]
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Stupidity? Don't make me laugh! You walruses of Fendoriea may have evolve past the brain point of us humans, but you're weak! No tactics! And your trust for the Walking Falcons of Gerdori 754 will be your down fall! So then walrus, this is what i say to your pitiful army. LET. THEM .COME
#56 to #55 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (04/12/2012) [-]
Bah! The Walking Falcons are our greatest ally! No-one shall break our trust, no-one! We go to the sea, sabotaging your submarines, while the falcons destroy the air equipment! The perfect plan! Then, we come together, and destroy you weak humans. You cannot even multiply without having to find a different sex! Us walruses, we just reproduce with ourselves, the perfect evolution! We are the master race. Prepare to be crushed.
#58 to #56 - cjsixtyseven (04/12/2012) [-]
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You underestimate our power! The Falcons are a backstabbing cult of worthless nomads! Gerdori 754 is a waste land! Destroyed by thousands of years of Civil war between the 8 tribes! How can you trust people who can't trust them selves! I'd like to see you fat drunk moronic Walruses get within 10 feet of our most advanced top secret Submarines! The Falcons will be destroyed from out over powered and skilled air forces!
And you know the best part is? After we crush your army's we will all go back to our loved ones and make all night long sex with tons of love! While im sucking on my girlfriends supple tits, i will be thinking about how your pitiful "perfect evolution" has put you all in the dog house
#68 to #58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/12/2012) [-]
Your lack of information inform me that you distressful humans are still as weak a pathetic as ever! Everyone in the Bogo 88 sector knows that the Walking falcons have only been 6tribes since the Gurugehi allied with the Yumotoya and Gringrer tribes to form the Untied Fuloteri Tribe! BAH! You Human scum are the cancer of Bogo 88! We walruses will wipe you from the face of the Gindoudu Galaxy! o as you intelligence lacking humans call it, the milky way.. ALL HAIL THE GREAT WALRUS KINGDOM!
#69 to #68 - cjsixtyseven (04/12/2012) [-]
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How common of you Walrus scum, to pretend like you know everything to boost your own egos. I knew that there were 6 tribes! i was just stating that when there 8, is when the civil war commenced! We are the scum of Bogo? It was us who freed the Grand Turtle Nation on the moon of Graveto from the Dark turtles of Bussuv 23. What have you walrus done? Nothing but cause war an distress toward the milky way! Remember when asteroid 50793 was on an impact course with Ruto, the dwarf planet home to over 490,000,000 Star people? You were the only ones who were close enough and had the right technology to stop it from murdering millions! But no, the Star People had refused to trade their Star rocks with you, so you let them parish! The awful falcons are the same way! They only care about riches and More land. It was them who invaded to the Fungal people of Landorie! their former allies! And yet you still trust them? I can't wait to see you both fall!
User avatar #74 to #69 - commontroll (04/12/2012) [-]
Excuse me, but you humans and walruses are quite foolish. See, this entire time that the Walrus Nations have been moving into position to attack earth, along for the Great Falcon Alliance, we have been waging war on your planets! With your armies gone, the great jewel of Fendoriea will be destroyed, Mistago shall burn to the ground, and we shall pave the roads with the tusks of the fallen! Meanwhile, the remains of the three Eagle Kingdoms that remained upon Sumontra have sworn allegiance to us, and are going to overthrow the Great Alliance. Oh, I seem to have forgotten to mention who we are...

WE ARE THE PENGUIN EMPIRE OF XENOSTRI! FENDORIEA WILL BURN, AND IN ITS PLACE, WE SHALL BUILD OUR ICE KINGDOM, FORMING A NEW AND GLORIOUS EMPIRE. Penguin and Eagle shall rule Bogo 88, as well as Siplar 29 and Keptra 604! All who oppose us, shall perish! What say you, humans. Will you join us?
#142 to #74 - cjsixtyseven (04/12/2012) [-]
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THE PENGUIN EMPIRE OF XENOSTR?? Hahahahahahahaha, don't make me laugh. too late, The Penguin empire is a name i haven't heard since the battle for Quelloko. You're no threat. You're still recovering the loss of you king Gedo. Your weak, just like walruses. What are you going to do? YOU CAN'T EVEN FLY
#195 to #142 - commontroll (04/12/2012) [-]
Our technology has sprung forward, ever since we came out of the Grand Depression that followed the battle of Quelloko! And we have replaced Gedo and his government with a republic! It's just that regardless of government, it's still an empire.

But with that technology, we have learned to fly, and this technology works equally well in water! The Walri stand no chance against us, and you don't stand a chance against them! We need not waste so many lives... Rise up! Help destroy the Leopard Seals of Cotulki, and we shall always come to your aid, human.

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#261 to #195 - cjsixtyseven (04/12/2012) [-]
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Haha! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY PENGUIN! You're all weak the size of human child. You wouldn't even last a day in Gera Gose 33. We humans of lived threw years and years of mindless war, you are no threat. The same with the falcons and walruses. You're just know learning to fly? We've had technology that's been able to fly for years! And i've heard of your new king..... Gryterion is a fool! He will lead you to destruction! The Mento Pandas have ruled Gedo 88 for to long! after we crush you and the falcons with the walruses, we will Allie with the pandas and become more powerful than ever! prepare to die
User avatar #270 to #261 - commontroll (04/12/2012) [-]
The pandas are foolish and prideful! They are gluttons! Do you really think they'll send you aid in your times of need? They will only serve themselves, and will follow whoever is most convenient!

And they're flipper wings, get it straight. We've had the technology just as long as you have, you bald ape! Have you not forgotten the Eagle Kingdoms that have allied with us? We can easily spare two of the kingdoms to wipe out the Mento Pandas, their Chancellor Linsau will have his head on a pike! Speaking of which, after destroying you hairless apes, the Walrus Kingdom of Fendoriea, and the 6 Tribes of Walking Falcons, we shall simply force the Pandas to submit to us. And they won't argue at all. Everybody knows they're a cowardly race, only powerful through trade!
User avatar #290 to #270 - cjsixtyseven (04/12/2012) [-]
You still let your arrogance blind you. The Eagles are a mutant offspring of the Falcons. Still weak. The pandas are grand. TheY rule Gedo with an iron fist of fiery madness. It was Linsau who lead the march on Greeeeeto, the home of the Talking Slime People, and took back their croplands. Hairless ape? Be quite you disgusting fly-less bird. You penguin haven't won any of your wars. Not against the Walruses, Not against the Slime people, or even against the Molten Rock people of Lavonton.
User avatar #300 to #290 - commontroll (04/12/2012) [-]
I'd like to see you fight the Lavotonians! The Talking Slime People were weak! Their weakness was simply to pour salt on them! they weren't slime people at all! They were slugs! The falcons are the stunted cousins of the fierce Eagles! Their wingspan rivals that of your largest bombers! Just four dozen of them can blot out the sun as they rip your jets apart! Meanwhile, we will give them support, as well as serve as the Navy, destroying all that stands in our way! And I have just heard that we now have the Ostrich Warlords banding together to join us. NONE SHALL DEFEAT THE AVIAN ALLIANCE! The Falcon Tribes shall perish for their insolence, and truly, there will be a great feasting of shrimp for my people! AHAHAHA. AAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA!
User avatar #302 to #300 - cjsixtyseven (04/12/2012) [-]
say Slimeians are weak, but you STILL lost! Stop giving the Eagle false credit! They were a band of misfits and mutants before the Pandas re-populated them! Yet the will dare bite the hand that feeds them? The Ostrich Warlord's are the allies of the walruses, so i KNOW you're lying. I would expect nothing more form penguins! But guess what? I just asked our leader Al Gore about finding allies for the great war to some, and guess what? THE Lavotonians NO FIGHT FOR US! prepare to be crushed from human intelligence and weapons and the fierce power of the Lavotonians.You and the walruses talk about taking our navy and airforces down, but you will perish on our land! We humans have gained the upper hand just by that! And for my people there shall be a wonderful orgy! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH BHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHH

User avatar #304 to #302 - commontroll (04/12/2012) [-]
Hah, the Ostriches would much rather ally with fellow birds than with fat aquatic mammals! And we all know that the Lavotonians can't fight on earth that well. Why you ask? Because there's too much water to be used against them! We don't need to take much other than the coasts, and already most of the inland populations will die out due to lack of supplies and water! You chose the wrong battle my friend. The only ones who can save you now are the Sea Otters of Gastin! And we all know that they would never help those who don't eat off of their belly!
User avatar #306 to #304 - cjsixtyseven (04/12/2012) [-]
Take the islands! They're our weakest links! The main lands will still thrive from our rivers and lakes. And before you say you'll infiltrate them too, i'd love to see how you short disgusting penguins get past our dams. And yet you still under estimate our water powers! We have powerful sea creatures. There is now way the leopard seals will let you step one foot in our oceans, and the sharks will finish you off! Also we humans have been fighting by sea for over 500 years! And you penguins can't stay in water forever! you need cold temperatures, and our poles will be heavly guarded from our special cold weather ops. No, YOU'VE PICK THE WRONG BATTLE, old friend. hahahahahahhaahhahaha *gasp* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gasp* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #307 to #306 - commontroll (04/12/2012) [-]
You seem to have forgotten the size of the penguins of Xenostri. The penguins of earth are tiny weaklings. We have the technology to fly straight out of the water! The shortest of us (who aren't chicks of course) are five feet tall! Our average warrior on the other hand is eight feet tall! The sharks and leopard seals of earth stand no chance against us. Your trade among continents shall be gone, we shall strike down your satellites, and the Eagles shall destroy any cargo planes you send over head. Or our penguin jets will. Whoever feels like it most really. You seem to forget how important the coasts are to humans.

Do you not realize that all of the largest cities on earth have almost direct access to the sea? Except Mexico City... and you don't want to go there. And where we cannot thrive, our Ostrich Runners can. They are the ones who singlewingedly took down three separate empires! Just one thousand of their warriors can destroy an entire civilization. You remember the bugs in Starship Troopers? The Ostriches destroyed them. Utterly. With their feet alone. This was when they had no space technology. Their home planet was overrun with giant bug monsters that humans would have no chance against, and it took only a few hundred of them to wipe them off the planet.

This is who you are up against! You can't even laugh for half a minute straight! AHDHDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHA. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SQUAWK SQUAWK! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOPIIIIIIIIIIIINNN!

Join us against the Walri, and you can survive, ape.
#71 to #69 - kbxcn (04/12/2012) [-]
...GENTLEMEN! If I may interrupt for just 30 seconds here!
*AHEM*
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#70 to #69 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/12/2012) [-]
Oh god someone screen cap this ****
#107 to #70 - godihateyouall (04/12/2012) [-]
Did...Want it?
User avatar #267 to #107 - cjsixtyseven (04/12/2012) [-]
i do please!
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