Physco bitch

Mfw nearly every roll gets a pony thread image



....why, adm­in? WHY?

**theepicgamer rolled a random image posted in comment #3858451 at FJ Pony Thread ** this isn't a pony

Pony thread
3553352+ posts (30k posts per day, or week i think uncle dolan said)
almost every post has a picture
chances are pretty high

And that's why i never roll images any more. A­dmin needs to alow channel filters for rolls and put the pony thread in ponytime. I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS A­DMIN

.gif always unrelated

Here's the video on youtube (Age restricted): www.youtube.com/watch?v=86wKWjvUD50

I have no freaking idea, sorry.

He knows to much



we must kill him

How do you know I'm a "Him"? I could be an alien walrus which has no gender.

it can't be. You're the alien walrus which has no gender the prophesy for told of !! The war is near

This will be what your petty race does. Such stupidity, contained in such intelligence.

Stupidity? Don't make me laugh! You walruses of Fendoriea may have evolve past the brain point of us humans, but you're weak! No tactics! And your trust for the Walking Falcons of Gerdori 754 will be your down fall! So then walrus, this is what i say to your pitiful army. LET. THEM .COME

Bah! The Walking Falcons are our greatest ally! No-one shall break our trust, no-one! We go to the sea, sabotaging your submarines, while the falcons destroy the air equipment! The perfect plan! Then, we come together, and destroy you weak humans. You cannot even multiply without having to find a different sex! Us walruses, we just reproduce with ourselves, the perfect evolution! We are the master race. Prepare to be crushed.

You underestimate our power! The Falcons are a backstabbing cult of worthless nomads! Gerdori 754 is a waste land! Destroyed by thousands of years of Civil war between the 8 tribes! How can you trust people who can't trust them selves! I'd like to see you fat drunk moronic Walruses get within 10 feet of our most advanced top secret Submarines! The Falcons will be destroyed from out over powered and skilled air forces!
And you know the best part is? After we crush your army's we will all go back to our loved ones and make all night long sex with tons of love! While im sucking on my girlfriends supple tits, i will be thinking about how your pitiful "perfect evolution" has put you all in the dog house

How common of you Walrus scum, to pretend like you know everything to boost your own egos. I knew that there were 6 tribes! i was just stating that when there 8, is when the civil war commenced! We are the scum of Bogo? It was us who freed the Grand Turtle Nation on the moon of Graveto from the Dark turtles of Bussuv 23. What have you walrus done? Nothing but cause war an distress toward the milky way! Remember when asteroid 50793 was on an impact course with Ruto, the dwarf planet home to over 490,000,000 Star people? You were the only ones who were close enough and had the right technology to stop it from murdering millions! But no, the Star People had refused to trade their Star rocks with you, so you let them parish! The awful falcons are the same way! They only care about riches and More land. It was them who invaded to the Fungal people of Landorie! their former allies! And yet you still trust them? I can't wait to see you both fall!

Excuse me, but you humans and walruses are quite foolish. See, this entire time that the Walrus Nations have been moving into position to attack earth, along for the Great Falcon Alliance, we have been waging war on your planets! With your armies gone, the great jewel of Fendoriea will be destroyed, Mistago shall burn to the ground, and we shall pave the roads with the tusks of the fallen! Meanwhile, the remains of the three Eagle Kingdoms that remained upon Sumontra have sworn allegiance to us, and are going to overthrow the Great Alliance. Oh, I seem to have forgotten to mention who we are...

WE ARE THE PENGUIN EMPIRE OF XENOSTRI! FENDORIEA WILL BURN, AND IN ITS PLACE, WE SHALL BUILD OUR ICE KINGDOM, FORMING A NEW AND GLORIOUS EMPIRE. Penguin and Eagle shall rule Bogo 88, as well as Siplar 29 and Keptra 604! All who oppose us, shall perish! What say you, humans. Will you join us?

THE PENGUIN EMPIRE OF XENOSTR?? Hahahahahahahaha, don't make me laugh. too late, The Penguin empire is a name i haven't heard since the battle for Quelloko. You're no threat. You're still recovering the loss of you king Gedo. Your weak, just like walruses. What are you going to do? YOU CAN'T EVEN FLY

Our technology has sprung forward, ever since we came out of the Grand Depression that followed the battle of Quelloko! And we have replaced Gedo and his government with a republic! It's just that regardless of government, it's still an empire.

But with that technology, we have learned to fly, and this technology works equally well in water! The Walri stand no chance against us, and you don't stand a chance against them! We need not waste so many lives... Rise up! Help destroy the Leopard Seals of Cotulki, and we shall always come to your aid, human.

To accept quest, press 'E'.
To decline quest, press 'Esc'.

Haha! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY PENGUIN! You're all weak the size of human child. You wouldn't even last a day in Gera Gose 33. We humans of lived threw years and years of mindless war, you are no threat. The same with the falcons and walruses. You're just know learning to fly? We've had technology that's been able to fly for years! And i've heard of your new king..... Gryterion is a fool! He will lead you to destruction! The Mento Pandas have ruled Gedo 88 for to long! after we crush you and the falcons with the walruses, we will Allie with the pandas and become more powerful than ever! prepare to die

The pandas are foolish and prideful! They are gluttons! Do you really think they'll send you aid in your times of need? They will only serve themselves, and will follow whoever is most convenient!

And they're flipper wings, get it straight. We've had the technology just as long as you have, you bald ape! Have you not forgotten the Eagle Kingdoms that have allied with us? We can easily spare two of the kingdoms to wipe out the Mento Pandas, their Chancellor Linsau will have his head on a pike! Speaking of which, after destroying you hairless apes, the Walrus Kingdom of Fendoriea, and the 6 Tribes of Walking Falcons, we shall simply force the Pandas to submit to us. And they won't argue at all. Everybody knows they're a cowardly race, only powerful through trade!

You still let your arrogance blind you. The Eagles are a mutant offspring of the Falcons. Still weak. The pandas are grand. TheY rule Gedo with an iron fist of fiery madness. It was Linsau who lead the march on Greeeeeto, the home of the Talking Slime People, and took back their croplands. Hairless ape? Be quite you disgusting fly-less bird. You penguin haven't won any of your wars. Not against the Walruses, Not against the Slime people, or even against the Molten Rock people of Lavonton.

I'd like to see you fight the Lavotonians! The Talking Slime People were weak! Their weakness was simply to pour salt on them! they weren't slime people at all! They were slugs! The falcons are the stunted cousins of the fierce Eagles! Their wingspan rivals that of your largest bombers! Just four dozen of them can blot out the sun as they rip your jets apart! Meanwhile, we will give them support, as well as serve as the Navy, destroying all that stands in our way! And I have just heard that we now have the Ostrich Warlords banding together to join us. NONE SHALL DEFEAT THE AVIAN ALLIANCE! The Falcon Tribes shall perish for their insolence, and truly, there will be a great feasting of shrimp for my people! AHAHAHA. AAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA!

say Slimeians are weak, but you STILL lost! Stop giving the Eagle false credit! They were a band of misfits and mutants before the Pandas re-populated them! Yet the will dare bite the hand that feeds them? The Ostrich Warlord's are the allies of the walruses, so i KNOW you're lying. I would expect nothing more form penguins! But guess what? I just asked our leader Al Gore about finding allies for the great war to some, and guess what? THE Lavotonians NO FIGHT FOR US! prepare to be crushed from human intelligence and weapons and the fierce power of the Lavotonians.You and the walruses talk about taking our navy and airforces down, but you will perish on our land! We humans have gained the upper hand just by that! And for my people there shall be a wonderful orgy! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH BHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHH

Hah, the Ostriches would much rather ally with fellow birds than with fat aquatic mammals! And we all know that the Lavotonians can't fight on earth that well. Why you ask? Because there's too much water to be used against them! We don't need to take much other than the coasts, and already most of the inland populations will die out due to lack of supplies and water! You chose the wrong battle my friend. The only ones who can save you now are the Sea Otters of Gastin! And we all know that they would never help those who don't eat off of their belly!

Take the islands! They're our weakest links! The main lands will still thrive from our rivers and lakes. And before you say you'll infiltrate them too, i'd love to see how you short disgusting penguins get past our dams. And yet you still under estimate our water powers! We have powerful sea creatures. There is now way the leopard seals will let you step one foot in our oceans, and the sharks will finish you off! Also we humans have been fighting by sea for over 500 years! And you penguins can't stay in water forever! you need cold temperatures, and our poles will be heavly guarded from our special cold weather ops. No, YOU'VE PICK THE WRONG BATTLE, old friend. hahahahahahhaahhahaha *gasp* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gasp* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You seem to have forgotten the size of the penguins of Xenostri. The penguins of earth are tiny weaklings. We have the technology to fly straight out of the water! The shortest of us (who aren't chicks of course) are five feet tall! Our average warrior on the other hand is eight feet tall! The sharks and leopard seals of earth stand no chance against us. Your trade among continents shall be gone, we shall strike down your satellites, and the Eagles shall destroy any cargo planes you send over head. Or our penguin jets will. Whoever feels like it most really. You seem to forget how important the coasts are to humans.

Do you not realize that all of the largest cities on earth have almost direct access to the sea? Except Mexico City... and you don't want to go there. And where we cannot thrive, our Ostrich Runners can. They are the ones who singlewingedly took down three separate empires! Just one thousand of their warriors can destroy an entire civilization. You remember the bugs in Starship Troopers? The Ostriches destroyed them. Utterly. With their feet alone. This was when they had no space technology. Their home planet was overrun with giant bug monsters that humans would have no chance against, and it took only a few hundred of them to wipe them off the planet.

This is who you are up against! You can't even laugh for half a minute straight! AHDHDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHA. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SQUAWK SQUAWK! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOPIIIIIIIIIIIINNN!

Join us against the Walri, and you can survive, ape.

Did...Want it?

i do please!

> Guys complain about being in the friendzone all the time
> Put girls in the "fuck" zone.

different guys, guys in the friend zone do not have girls in the fuck zone
also
>girls say they want honesty
>guy tells them straight up he just wants sex *flips shit*

well telling people what they want to hear is not honesty now is it?

Yeah, how does that not make sense to you? Just because you told the girl the truth doesnt mean she has to like it no matter what it is.

because one would think that someone would prefer to know your intentions from the start rather then being tricked. clearly, being used for sex is something most women would frown upon, that goes without saying, but when a man has the decency to tell you that is all he wants, and you attack him with your full unbridled fury as if the act of stating he doesn't plan to spend the rest of his life with any women he sleeps with is somehow just as bad as him faking love to get in your pants.

there are plenty of women in the world who didn't spend their whole childhood playing with dream wedding barbie thinking the first man to stick it in her should be hers to keep forever. there are women who just want sex, theres nothing wrong with 2 people being fuck buddies, but it's not really that easy to pick willing women out of a crowd, they don't have neon signs that say "right over here, someone who doesn't think physical pleasure must be paid for with emotional commitment" so the only way to find it is to ask for it. asking shouldn't be a crime, but girls get real mad if you don't conform to their every expectation of you

That doesn't matter which one "takes more time or effort."
Obviously a girl isn't going to want to be with you if all you want to do is bang her.

Yes, but that doesn't matter.
If someone is going to sit there and bitch and whine and cry about being in the friendzone, they deserve it if their intentions were just to get their rocks off.

I'm a guy and I actually agree with you on that. I despise the friend zone because i've known some truly good guys with good intentions be placed in one, but if you're only looking to fuck, i think its better to be friendzoned rather than damaging a relationship.

That's the problem with lots of "nice" guys out there. They do it as an act, and leave those of us who genuinely like the girl in the friendzone. It really sucks being good looking and nice, because girls always think there's some flaw, and that you must be trying to just get in their pants. Or that you won't appreciate having a girlfriend.

Girl, I've been single mah whole life, I will always appreciate any girlfriend I manage to trick into thinking I'm interesting. (last part's just a joke me and my brothers-in-law say)

It's cool.
I've been single my whole life and I will always appreciate any boyfriend I manage to trick into thinking I'm interesting. :P

xD It really is so true. I'm nice, I like to think I'm funny and I'm told I'm good looking... it's just that my everyday life is boring, and I like to just chill and hang out, not... do stuff.

i was just wondering. and you cant go off one guys story. that would be stereotyping to some extent. ive never went after a girl just to fuck, just for the record. saying not all guys are like that

Here's the image if anybody wants it...

lol Thank you for agreeing with me. I don't care if I'm thumbed down, I care about people seeing my message and maybe reading something they've never realized before. See what I did there?

You have to remember that he's talking about only red thumbs, which can come for even the stupidest of reasons, especially on the internet. It's not that he doesn't care about other's opinions, it's just the retarded reasons for the negative thumbs that he doesn't care for.

lol Thank you for clearing that up.

notice you said usually, as in it is not always the case. Remember there was a time when even logical, well thought out, good posts were thumbed down just because. It's that time period that is apparently stuck in this young man's mind and he is just sending a message to those that would thumb it down just for the sake of trolling that he doesn't care about.

There is a difference between not caring about anyone's opinions and telling trolls to fuck off.

...but I am a young lady, not a young man. :0
Haha sorry, it just sounds a wee bit odd being referred to as "he." xD

Oh shit!!!! I'm sorry :( forgive me... I feel bad now...

lol it's okayyyyy, you had no way of knowing. xD

I could have checked your profile before saying anything, but would that have made me a stalker? ...

I agree with you. Women are valuable things, treasure really. But comment #203 describes why i called her a psycho .

I don't have much time to explain, any second now i'm going back to my normal self as a ca-..meowmeowmeow vemoahsdj 3848209832n df ad meowijr834j

I don't think you understand the way two guys talk to each other. I have a bro (A really close friend), he likes a girl and respects her, But he still says hes gonna go fuck bitches. Its how we communicate. Its just joking around you know? We don't mean any harm by it.

I can never thumb down somebody who uses that GIF. Doesn't matter what they're saying.

Of course i did. That's why i drew it happening.

Cockass? Oh right the new facebook meme

lol I was actually kind of hoping someone would realize the analogy.

Its easy.

I'd never actually go out with a girl just for that. This is just a comic.

oh i know. i was talking about the character himself, and the fact that some people are agreeing that she's a psycho bitch. if i were here, i would've hung him by his clockweights.

yea i know. sigh.. i need to proof read better.

Tends to happen

it tends to happen too me alot. I proof read and i swear everything is good, but i read it twice and all of a sudden there is a mistake. Im starting to think the grammar gods are fucking with me. MFW

mfw i didnt read

lmao

Of course this never happened. I would never go out with a girl just for sex. It's just a comic i made. What the text message said is just the action that lets her do what she did so this comic would be funny.

You made me count to 15...