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What a horrible racist

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I think this is the place you're looking for

At least he can say that he's got a big wiener...

I know OP is the other guy, but i couldn't help it.

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I challenge thee to a fisticuffs!

> be 17
> have a girlfriend, shes lookin good, also her mum does
> be in relationship for 2 years
> mom starts to say nice things about me (how good i look etc)
> gf gone, her mom comes to me and sits next to me, starts touching me, feelsgoodman.jpg, i start touching her, have sex couple of times
> atfer 1 year we have sex, girlfriend comes home, see's us
> she goes apeshit, and starts screaming how long we two are fucking now
> i say 20 minutes
> her mom says 1 year... (dumb bitch), gf screams and goes out of the room, comes back in with a handgun, wtf.jpg
> she starts screaming at her mom and points the gun on her, she trys to get cover behind the bed, i was kinda frozen. GF aims at me, and ask how i could do this to her, its her mom, and she loved me
> i was scared as shit and try to stand up out of the bed (completely naked with condom on) ... She screams i should sit down or she would shoot me, i walk towards her
>her mom says she shouldnt shoot it would ruin her life, gf says we already ruined it
>i try to get away quickly, and to tackle her, she knew it and i didnt hit her, she starts aiming at me and shoots, i hear the sound of the bullet (sounds like in saving private ryans beach scene) i run, bullets fly.
>run towards the bedroom door
>open the door
>get on the floor
> everybody walk the dinosaur

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