UP ain't got nothin on zombies

what was that? I couldn't hear you over my cattail

Chillax, I got this.

Lol it looks like the Noot Noot penguin thing. Someone caption it!

Wait... If he is the "Ricktator" wouldn't you be guarding his house?

Oh....hadn't thought about that. Crap.

Fuck that... i want Daryl protecting my house....

DON'T HURT ME!
DON'T HURT ME!
NO MORE!!

Yeah, him and his crossbow will kick a lot of ass!

One of these days, I'd like to see Daryl and the new character Michonne battle it out. Seriously, crossbow vs katana. So freaking epic!

Walking Dead meme thread anyone?

Well i like to put down one row of sunflowers, two rows of pea-shooters, eventually getting them to gatling pea-shooters, a row of torchwood, row of watermelons, two rows of tall-nuts using the imitater too then i like to use blovers to get rid of fog and balloon zombies
You asked
(Yes i'm aware of the sarcasm in this meme)

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Fuck, forgot to log in.

i am so sorry man....

It's simple, use Justin Bieber for bait, and somehow turn the scooter into a weapon.
Also, you could try and dig yourself a little hole to hide in if necessary with the spoon

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anon delivers

machine gun while riding a dinosaur with Chuck Norris as companion
epic battle is epic

Who said I agreed to this?

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D:

lol

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i'm dead

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im ok with this

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EPIC

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Fuck Yeah. Wand, Bus and Harry Potter!

**liru rolls 746** we are all going to die...

**seemerollin rolls 682** DUDE with morgan freeman on your side you automatically win. no matter what.

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I feel sorry for anyone with the dinosaur only way it would be useful if it started eating zombies..... problem is it would eventually turn then guess what.

you + your companion Vs. Zombie Dinosaur!

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i gues i can use him as bait

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Machine Gun, Motorcycle, ChuckNorris. . . saved the plant, kbye

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Alright

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Oh yes, i'll be just fine.

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Im going to die, aint I

But your death will be commentated by Morgan Freeman :D

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...And then jizzed.

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alright, since weapon is my choice, I have a portal gun with a machine gun built onto it. As for Justin Bieber, his voice can scare away the zombies while I'm riding a dinosaur

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On a helicopter with my mom and a butter knife? srsly?

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wut

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AA 12. because it's an automatic shot gun!
yaaaaaaay! i love helicopters!
if sand people can train by playing cod, i guess gamers can too

AA 12 is one of the loudest guns available hope you have enough ammo for an army

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See you all in hell ^.^

I am fucked...

well at least u didnt get a spoon

I like spoons ^.^ ...

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That movie still scares the piss out of me

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those peepers.

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!

The second one not so much.. but the first one? Fuck yea it's scary.

What movie is it?

jeepers creepers i believe

cool thanks.

CREEPER

I use blovers the cost less and you only need one instand of a line also gets read of the fog.

But in the daylight, Blovers are less efficient, as there is no fog to be rid of. Also, the Cactus can attack other zombies, and does slightly more damage then Peashooters, which justifies the extra 25 sun needed for a cactus.

I have played that game far too long.

I didn't know they do more damage anyways I usually do repeeter rush...

Repeaters are quite useful, even more so when combined with Torchwoods, and occasionally upgraded into Gatlings. I beat Last Stand with two lines of Gatlings and Torchwoods, along with Tall Nuts.

Thats what I do.
you can also use garlics to to make the zombies come from only 3 lines and have more room and at a lower cost but always put 2 lines of garlics for zombies that skip on the first plant.
It's a good strategy for zombotny 2 cause your sun flowers don't get hurt.

The 2 garlic ploy has been a favorite of mine for a while-at least, when I remember to include it. On yard levels, you can actually force them into two lines by placing garlic on the middle line. Just don't try it when you know Gargantuars will be joining the party.

My grammer is aweful.

No worries, I divined your meaning. Sure, it took some 1st level spells to do it, but that's nothing at my level of wizardry.

I love finding other funnyjunk MTG-ers!!

woohoo! planeswalk ftw!

Hells to the yeah! I'm super pissed about the miracle mechanic in AR. Like, who thought reprinting one of the power 9 was a good idea???

I think it's going to be interesting. There are a lot of super powerful cards in there, and miracle is just going to beef up all the snapcasting and shit that's been going on.

I'm more excited for RTR, personally. Some of my favorite cards are from ravnica

Words cannot describe how much i want RTR to happen right now. Guild Alligence?

I play U/B zombies as my main deck, so definitely house dimir. Although, I do really like the golgari. I'm mostly about swamp either way

Gruul. Because honestly who can resist just getting a bunch of obnoxiously huge creatures out and stomping face. But B/R (cant remeber name) is awesome too.

oooh yeah I like how green and red work together. That's why I made a deck out of a dark ascension fat pack I got in those colors.

You mean Rakdos?

Yes. I do mean Rakdos. In prep for RTR, my friends and I are picking guilds and building EDHs. Im doing a gruul BROAGRAGRAGARGAGRmos deck.

Haha nice :D I'm not sure what state the guilds will be in, because didn't a lot of guildmasters get killed?

True... I'm gonna be pissed if they don't keep the guilds as a whole (along with their mentality/play styles/colors) alive for RTR. They may have new masters, they may be in disarray. But they better still be ther

bitch, use cattails