Omegle. Improve at it's finest. You' re now chatting with as random stranger. Say hi Question to discuss: Oh hey James, how' s the divorce going? Stranger: Oh m
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You' re now chatting with as random stranger. Say hi
Question to discuss:
Oh hey James, how' s the divorce going?
Stranger: Oh my gosh
You: pretty good
You: how' s the crack baby going?
You: too bad you cant reply
Stranger: Its having seizures now and then
You: all you can do is listen to the smack talk
You: noice
Stranger: But the crack supply is coming in regularly
Stranger: So it' s doing fane
You: oh nice, I see you' made use of the welfare
Stranger: How about your slutty daughter of yours?
Stranger: Watermelonisha is her name right?
You: knocked up, but sober
You: her mom has her
Stranger: Yeah I see the resembalance
You: , remember?
You: finally graduate ninth grade?
Stranger: Oh yeah i get mixed up with the ****** names
You: understandable, I was never able to remember the names of your dealers
Stranger: Congeries! After 3 years repeating ninth grade
Stranger: One of them was your mum remember!
You: She' s out of the business
Stranger: Oh dayumn she was good
You: but is your brother still makin money down on the strip? My friends a little horny
and was wondering....
Stranger: She had the finest quality out there
Stranger: Oh yeah! 24/ 7
Stranger: Hes been working out lately and now has a repack
You: excellent, working hard for heroine, instead of begging
You: always admired that kids character
Stranger: You' ll love him
You: I said,- well, he' d probably be better in bed then you ever will be. might try him
Stranger: His boyfriend is always mooching money off him but I dont blame him.
You: Can' t hate the player
Stranger: I teached that boy all the fancy moves
Stranger: Hes my prodigy
You: for what? Necromancy? You we' re one freaky person, cannibalism and that
incident with the make up brush....
Stranger: I meant for sexy times!
You: I know, that s what scared me
Stranger: Your mixing me up with chuck
You: who- no
You: didnt I shove the make up -
You: was it chuck?
Stranger: Chuck his own three children but in return he got a free coupon to
burger king!
You: maybe it was that whore i screwd in the bathroom whilst we dated
Stranger: You must remember
You: definetly chuck then
Stranger: Yeah, he still stalks you at night
You: it was the bathroom of burger king, i remember now
Stranger: Just saiyan, you better watch out
You: really?
Stranger: Yeah
You: what about the court order?
Stranger: He has his own dark room
Stranger: Theres hundreds of photos in there
You: judge judy' ll love this....
Stranger: He doesn' t care about the court order
Stranger: He
Stranger: Killed
You: Judy will =]
Stranger: Judy
You: I' m ****** .
Stranger: He minced her
Stranger: Chopped her up in small pieces
You: Every night?
You: brb. here something at my window
You: HELP IT F
You: er
Stranger: I know.
You: everything is fine,
You: dont be alarmed
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: I' ll be right there chuck to help you
You: Ijust fell
You: thanks bro,
Stranger: Oh..
You: see you in ten? I hate cleaning this **** up
Stranger: I' ll bring the blender
Stranger: Oh..
You: see you in ten? I hate cleaning this **** up
Stranger: I' ll bring the blender
Stranger: Yeah bro
You: SMOOTHIES
Stranger: YAY BITCH SMOOTHIES
You have disconnected.
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