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**whynospacesallowed rolls 3** The girl I like lives in the "historical district" which is basically saying old houses in the middle of the ghetto. Whenever we hang out I have to walk home through the ghetto. This one time I had stayed later than usual and it was starting to get dark. I was walking for a few minutes before I heard footsteps behind me. I turned the next corner so I could get a look at who was behind me without them suspecting anything. It was a pair of niggers, both looked about high-school age. They turned the same corner, so I made another turn to see if they were really following me. Again, they made the same turn, so I increased my pace in an attempt to lose them. They kept pace with me, so there was no coincidence. Eventually the decided to make their move and try to mug me or something. The older looking nigger pulled out a knife and told me to take out my wallet and put it on the ground. Obviously, being a nigger, he was holding the knife wrong and he was too close. So I pretended to reach for my pocket and then I grabbed his arm while I moved to the side. I put his arm up, and then jerked it down, disarming him. I quickly followed it up with a knee to the groin and a kick to the back of the knee. I proceeded to grab the knife before nigger number 2 had time to react. I'm running out of room to write this, but in the end I got home and a nigger lost his knife.
**whynospacesallowed rolls 4** fuck, i thought that I had messed up after writing 5 paragraphs of that so I deleted it. basically got bullied, fought back, kicked his ass, he got in trouble, sat at home playing vidya games and eating ice cream while suspended for "getting in a fight" even though he started it, of his to accomplices: the ginger has no money because hes addicted to heroin, and the nigger ended up to be a pretty cool guy.
**whynospacesallowed rolls 7** My ultimate goal in life is to live a good life. I want to be the best person I can be and have no regrets when I die. My ideal life would be married to a specific girl who shall not be named, have some kids, be a successful computer security specialist (white-hat hacker (maybe some black-hat too)), etc.