Girlfriend test

I hold it with my left index finger and thumb on the joystick for extra precision, everybody laughs at how I do it. then i laugh at them when i beat them at (put game name here)

That's not the way you're supposed to hold it? O.O

i found my own way, I do much better with it like that. plus my joystick is really sticky so i can grip it better like that.

want to buy N64 controllers

I'm asking because that is also the way I hold, which I thought was the right way.

oh lol i get it now, i was confused, but now I think of you much differently.

there is no specific way, hell i held onto the outer parts. i never even knew about the button underneath the middle handle...

I hold it with the two outer grips and stretch my left thumb to the joystick.... Fuck the Z button.


MFW I look at Z button.

... I'm available.

mfw all a girl needs to do to date 90% of the guys here is enjoy videogames&ponies and not be a complete retarded bitch.

"Hi. I'm a girl. I like you. We should do stuff sometime."

It's the same either way. Girls need to get the fuck over their princess mindset. you'll never get your "perfect guy" if you don't have the tubes to stand up and talk to him.

I fucking lost it at "Don't have the tubes to stand up and talk to him"

Thumb and a turtle for you.

I usually don't laugh at my own jokes, but I crashed my roflcopter when I realized what i wrote there XD

It's really just the not be a retarded bitch part. No one wants to take an asshole. It's still good to have some interests..

everytime i see this image i laugh.

hahahahahahahhahahaha anon fucking wins... why doesn't he have more thumbs lol????

i think your cute so fuck what anon thinks

look calm down you're not gonna get sex from some girl on the internet

did i ask for sex no i just said she looked cute it was just a compliment

but you had alternative intentions

I do Nazi how you did it that fast. Anne Frankly I believe you cheated.

It's been up for 17 hours...

I gas I just did Nazi the time stamp. Sorry.

It's ok Hitler. No worries.

I hope that isn't a serious reply...

Why is that?

I'm not gonna bother explaining

Then why bother replying at all?

I hoped for "Of course not i clearly see what he/she did there"
But it seemed like you are on the other side of the scale
therefor, i will abandon this now...

Well thanks for helping me understand my apparent stupidity.

...Anytime...

You know that was sarcasm, yes? I seriously don't see what you mean.

Of course i know its sarcasm, you didn't recognize it being sent back? I even changed font to make it more obvious.
His/Her joke has nazi/hitler/ww2 jokes all through, he doesn't actually care about the content (most likely) and is only posting his joke in a way that seems fitting.

To be honest i would thumb down this comment, because i have taken the time to explain and (hopefully) you actually knew this already.

Just checking was all. I knew he was being silly, yet felt like pointing out that she had plenty of time to finish that test.

I figured as much
I honestly could only do about 4 or 5 of them :/

Better than none :P

Indeed
I don't really game all that much .-. and i only use an Xbox, i would use my PC but I'm obscenely shitty when it comes to keeping a PC in good condition

How do you mean shitty? Like installing toolbars and viruses? Or like physical damage? :0

Both -.-"
I shouldn't be trusted with technology...

Oh noes! I'm sorry to hear that :/

Eh doesn't bother me too much, I will stick to using my Xbox .-.
Better now because I bought my girlfriend one .-. so we could play multiplayer :/

cool, youre a lesbian. quit making a point of bringing it up on online conversations. nobody cares

That's nice of you :3
I hope you and tech get along better in the future though.

Ok, I thumbed up your comment, I expect my sex within 4-10 business days.

i would do the sex with you if i was single

Was it necessary to print that out and take a picture when you could just do it on MSpaint.

thumb whore. SHE'S MINE YA'LL BACK OFF

sick lip piercing

i like it too

When everyone sees a pic of a girl on FJ

>Oh you look ni-
>lip piercing
>6/10 would not band

its the smallest lip piercing...get over it

lucky for me :)

He's jealous because he wants you, apparently.

So does every other male on the internet.

It's true

girl?! GIIIRRRRLLL!!!!

The sexual tension between them gif. was unbearable

still dont get it

This would be you if you did.

going out on a limb here,is that the couch they use in office pornos and really nice houses ,ect?

dont watch those kinds of pr0nz to much

Not sure if you are being serious or not. If you are...

Oh the irony.

Here's a wedding ring.

I think it's a test to see if you can continue working for the firm, not to see if you can be hired.
Sorry, couldn't think of a better analogy...

According to the schedule, you have another 2 months of loneliness.

Sorry, I can't make adjustments unless someone interested in you makes a change in the ledger. They better hurry up tho, cause in 2 months, you're off the market.

It's because people must be intimidated by your awesome. If your profile picture is truly you, then you're pretty and you game. Most Melvins would be far too intimidated to even attempt talking to you.

the ladies. you sure know how to get them.

Not sure if sarcasm, or legitimate compliment... but either way, thanks. :D

it's 'cause your from north california

Fuck Logic.

I just want you to know that I really like this comment. <3 You used a very good example. You must get many bitches :D

I second this emotion.

Hear hear !

Motion, not emotion.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_(parliamentary_procedure)

But I was actually seconding his emotion.

But it still doesn't make sen-- nevermind...