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#1289 - killersyug (04/12/2012) [-]
> Walking around with 2 of my bro's with nothing to do.
> Start bouncing small stones on the ground and see who's can bounce the highest...we were bored ok?
> My stone bounces and hits a metal fence in front of us.
> Fat kid comes out with ginger friend
> "U FUKIN HITIN MA FENSE?" says the fat kid.
> I politely apologize and say it was just an accident.
> "UR JST A FAGUT, IM GUNNA GO GET MA BASEBALL BAT"
> Fat kid and ginger friend proceed to enter house, me and bro's astounded and laughing.
> Unexpectedly, 10 minutes later they return out of the house without a bat.
> "I CULDN'T FIND MY BAT, BUT I HERD U GIVIN ME *****
> Now he's just looking for excuses to be pissed.
> He swings for me, avoid it and just think 'wtf brah'.
> I'm pretty docile, so I just avoid his punches. He grabs me and pushes me up against a wall pretty ******* hard so I just push him away, he just wanders off in to his house like a ******* .
> WTFJUSTHAPPENED
> Bro says "Hey man, I just called the cops."
> ************** .jpg
> Rage at bro and just lose **** and walk home knowing that police are involved when it was a minuscule thing.
> The next day, cops call me and say they've already got details from bro, they just wanted confirmation.
> Surprisingly no ******** from cops and...
> MFW fat kid get's a 30 day 'behavioural training course'.
#1291 to #1289 - iroxatmw (04/12/2012) [-]
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