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mmm pizza

WEI
The youngest hem, 7 year old Rita Lavastir, shew;
for saving her mum' s life. When she ' t wake her
mom up, she teally action.
I sailed 911, but first I slapped her with a piece of pizza"
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Submitted: 04/10/2012
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#27 - mrcockman (04/11/2012) [+] (13 replies)
her mom
her mom
#9 - ragingbrony (04/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #53 - goondas (04/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Wait wait wait wait wait. This kid "saved her mothers life" by calling 911? Thats not saving someones life, thats getting someone else to save someones life. I bet if this was an adult they wouldnt get **** . Im sick of kids getting all these great honours for doing nothing. If you praise a kid despite their work being **** , then theyll think that the **** work is good and contuinue doing **** work. Not only did she NOT save the life herself but it took her 2 tries. If my kids first thought is to slap me with a piece of pizza when im unresponsive id smack them upside the head if i survive.

What was her thought process leading up to the pizza slap? "Oh mother isnt waking up, maybe i should slap her face to try and shock her awake? Oh wait no thats silly, my hand isnt nearly delicious enough to garner a response. Wheres that pizza?"

Im the first aid officer at the shopping centre i work at. Not only have i "saved peoples lives" by calling emergency services. But ive also saved peoples lives by actually saving their lives with my own hands. Where the **** is my medal?
User avatar #2 - herecomesjohnny (04/10/2012) [-]
she must be from the internet....
#85 - peacetrooper (04/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>be 9
>having pizza
>older brother, who is a dick, takes my slice away from me
>take another slice and slap him across the face with it

I want a medal too.
#48 - comradewinter ONLINE (04/11/2012) [+] (29 replies)
Best way to wake up Americans.
#164 - lolfire (04/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#89 - estroxforeva (04/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i'd wake up too if I was slapped by a vegetable
#107 - famosone (04/11/2012) [+] (11 replies)
and now we wait for someone to roll it
#178 - supermangoman ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
So she slapped a "vegetative state" lady with a vegetable
#176 - hellzpawn (04/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#188 - ahUrLeYpRo (04/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What the 						****					 was she thinking!
What the **** was she thinking!
#26 - ogomer (04/11/2012) [-]
Mom's lying on the floor unconscious?
Pizza to the face should fix that.
#130 - deathbylock (04/11/2012) [-]
>need to slap mom awake
>have hands
>nope, pizza

Mfw
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#43 - maramalamadingdong (04/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
her mum
her mum
#39 - benedicto (04/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#195 - anonymous (04/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Anti-Joke Chicken Comp ** what i hit my mom with
User avatar #202 to #195 - sonicschall (04/11/2012) [-]
You slapped her with your cock?
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