Friendzone lvl: 100

Thank you for making my day! xD

Its what I am here for. :)

I like motorcycles.

< - - - What I would do to her if I was sitting behind her.

me GUSTA

you've got an odd way of coping

Takes my mind of most things.

Reminds me of Moetron.

sweet role man

That, indeed, is the situation. Nothing is more laughable than ForeverAloneGuy claiming to be "nice" if he stops being a good friend just because relationship is no longer an option.



Hell, in my case it later became one, and I blew it. I feel like a retard, but the lady is not to blame.

Agreed. Most guys on Funnyjunk are just less alpha than the guys they call douchebags. Most of us on here just want the same thing, and just act like we don't. It gets me frustrated when I hear them say "I got out of the friendzone! She got dumped by her boyfriend and in her emotional distraught we had sex!"

That's just the rebound zone. If you think that's getting out of the friendzone, you were just acting like a good guy in the first place. If you were actually a good guy, you would do what's best for her, and stick with her even if she never notices you. Even if after a while you eventually aren't wanting a relationship with her, at that point, you're friends and don't want to be more. Or you date and you're best friends and you're not secretly a douchebag.

THANK YOU! I am so sick of reading how just being friends is a bad thing.

>Be at Sick Puppies concert
>30 min. wait until band comes out
>Girls on shoulders start flashing
>blonde attention whore doesn't flash
>ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
>Crowd starts throwing plastic beer bottles and cans at her
>I start yelling tits or gtfo
>girl gets down
<mfw

Laughed so damn hard.