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Me, working in
liquor shop
Suddenly one of them picks up a
bottle of vodka and they start
walking towards the counter
I will need to see your
They walk out, I see them walk
inside of a supermarket, they
aome back 10 minutes later.
One of them pulls out an
imprecise peice of paper with
his name and date of birth
drawn in pen.
It is bro, dont worry aome
on man we gotta go soon"
If you don' t sell it to us
we' re gonna heat the shit
out of you, loser"
Derp, what are you doing
inside this liquor store?"
Wrong, you just ohme into this
store and attempted to buy
liquor with a fake TD, and then
threatened to "Beat the shit
because I wouldn' t
Suddenly three teenagers who
look about 15 years old aome
To man can we buy this?"
Okay man we got the TD"
This doesn' t seem to
look very authentic...
Sorry, but I can not
aceept this."
Suddenly one of their mothers
drives passe, gets out and
walks over
Nothing Mum just talking to my
friend here right bro?"
Get in the FUCKING car
Derp.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#21 - lollidrop
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#186 to #21 - iamnewhere
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depends on the situation...
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#443 to #76 - miniroll
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**miniroll rolled a random image posted in comment #3879786 at FJ Pony Thread **

And then you ******* ran for your life.
#164 to #76 - gmarrox
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Funny gif for you sir.
Funny gif for you sir.
#129 to #76 - muffinlover
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#112 to #76 - icouldgetsome
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#123 to #76 - chrisfloyd
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User avatar #83 to #76 - epicpedo
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SO. MUCH. WIN. :D
#89 - lolfire
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I'm 18 in a few weeks.   
To most of you that's nothing, but hey Americans...   
   
   
   
I can buy alcohol
I'm 18 in a few weeks.
To most of you that's nothing, but hey Americans...



I can buy alcohol
#168 to #89 - anon id: 512a2241
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So you can start killing your brain cells faster. Congratulations, continue typing, you intrigue me. No wonder why Europe has a higher drunk driver death percentage then America.
#194 to #89 - pillarkin
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I turn 18 in 10 days, yes i was actually born on 4/20. But the American i am can only buy cigs and porn... :(
#128 to #89 - zombiefacepuncher
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so i take it your from europe then eh?
#132 to #128 - lolfire
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#134 to #132 - zombiefacepuncher
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ah ok well what are the driving laws there you may be able to drink at 18 but ive had my liscens since i was 16.
#136 to #134 - lolfire
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You can also buy a gun...
You can also buy a gun...
#138 to #136 - zombiefacepuncher
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ok ive owned a gun since i was 12. Same time i got my foid card. your point?
User avatar #106 to #89 - Noah
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I'm really not that excited to drink. I don't see the appeal of it.
User avatar #109 to #106 - lolfire
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I'm not a big drinker myself,
prefer something a little more "natural"
but the point is I can...
User avatar #111 to #109 - Noah
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I know, but a lot of people make drinking out to be some kind of godly experience... I don't get it.
#139 to #109 - Jenkinhimer
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"I'm not a big drinker, the point is I can."

Hate to burst your bubble, but you don't have to be 21 to get alocohol in America. It's actually a lot simpler than you think. Hell, it's really not even that difficult.
User avatar #144 to #139 - lolfire
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It's pretty simple to get alcohol here aswell...
Considering that most people that live here start drinking around 11-12 years old...
However, clubs/pubs/bars/concerts <--- All perks of the age of maturity in the uk.

#145 to #144 - Jenkinhimer
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Jesus Christ, 11 and 12? Most people? That's... just not good.
User avatar #470 to #145 - fuckdisshit
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I wouldn't say most people start then.... thats more the dodgy council estates where the gypo/pikey kids live.

Normally its like 14/15/16 in regular areas
User avatar #147 to #145 - Jenkinhimer
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Also, what do you mean "In the UK?" A lot of countries have those things...
User avatar #156 to #147 - lolfire
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Most of the places / things I actually want to go to are over 18's only, and plus the fact that though I may not drink much, I can still get drunk with my friends in the town..
User avatar #169 to #156 - Jenkinhimer
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The only thing different in America is the bar. Other than that, clubs are 18 too. There's no limit on concerts, though... you have to be over 18 to go to a concert?? I've never heard that before, why?
#514 to #169 - lolfire
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Most concerts over here are 18+ simply for the fact that there is alcohol served at them, or are deemed mature content, but I prefer other methods of altering my consciousness than alcohol and cannot wait to get out to the dubstep / hardstyle clubs and get wiped out :L
#150 to #145 - lolfire
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#154 to #150 - Jenkinhimer
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That's simply awful.
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#469 to #144 - lukeylukey
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lolfire's comment is sad, but true. In the UK you see so many 11/12 year olds drinking and even smoking these days.
<--- Prime example.
#363 to #106 - anon id: d82acdff
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When I turn 18 I'll be excited because I can vote. ... And go into 'mature' stores.
Drinking doesn't really appeal to me either. Never has, never will...
User avatar #108 to #89 - laelaps
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err... I don't what to say to this. Congratulations?
#37 - sammyjankiis
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Your reaction to him after you tell his mom.
Your reaction to him after you tell his mom.
#140 to #37 - anon id: 669e4f1e
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>mfw he can't blink for ****
#242 to #140 - anon id: f9e05aea
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wink*
User avatar #190 - robmcnuggets
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Some kids asked me to buy them drink before but I bought them 10 cartons of orange juice instead. I think I did the right thing providing them with a nutritious source of vitamin C.
User avatar #195 to #190 - falloutplayer
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Nice avatar
User avatar #197 to #195 - robmcnuggets
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Thanks dude. You too!
User avatar #497 to #197 - swiiftninja
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Now combine the two
#15 - jimothyjenkins
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**jimothyjenkins rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at The Gift ** if i roll ponies. i will expect 200 red thumbs and i will take them like a sir mind you.


regrds,
dolan
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User avatar #535 to #15 - wrought
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Oh my ****
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User avatar #527 to #15 - californians
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that moment when your comment gets more attention than the content itself...
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#28 to #27 - jimothyjenkins
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so be it... so. be. it...
so be it... so. be. it...
#33 to #15 - biggieboy
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**biggieboy rolled a random image posted in comment #389 at Just "That Day". ** I didn't thumb you down, I don't thumb down rolled ponies, cuz chances are quite high. Let this roll be ponies, and catch some red thumbs for you
#42 to #33 - anon id: 0efa16fd
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butterfree used absorb. its ****** effective.
User avatar #85 to #15 - ravarshi
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he only asked for 200 red thumbs, why does he have more?
User avatar #46 to #15 - THISISNOTFUNNY
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You're my new hero. JS
#119 to #15 - jimothyjenkins
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leave my trips be or i will erase..
probly not...but its trips man
#522 to #15 - snup
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User avatar #38 to #15 - Jratycom
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I want to thumb up.
But, you know.
User avatar #264 to #15 - aeternumvale
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I thumbed it up, you only said 200, not 226 =\
#22 to #15 - Wumbologist
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#29 to #15 - anon id: ebaf8fef
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mfw
#30 to #29 - capnfappy
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User avatar #82 to #44 - funnyjunkieeee
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I don't wanna see under that mask
#84 to #82 - biggieboy
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it waz dolan al olang
#87 to #84 - funnyjunkieeee
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didnt see that coming!
didnt see that coming!
#32 to #30 - anon id: 94a4ba78
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#523 to #29 - anon id: fc2f92f3
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I dont get why this has so many red thumbs its a perfect roll
#519 to #15 - arkem
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I think it was the best pony picture to get as a roll...
#441 to #15 - kanatana
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**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Ponies on front page ** Everyone! Save this man! Thumb him up! PONIES DO NOT DESERVE TO BE THUMBED DOWN! If I roll ponies, thumb him back to neutral territory!
#520 to #441 - pfccross
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#515 to #441 - anon id: e01ddc5c
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #447 at Hitler's Favorite Dragon **
User avatar #518 to #15 - icelandicviking
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Hehe. I don't hate or love dolan or ponys. but someone getting a red-thump shower is always funny
User avatar #16 to #15 - fizzythunder
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i'm sorry
#18 to #16 - jimothyjenkins
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my fellow non-broneez.... you have all been sirs to me. do your worst i say
User avatar #24 to #18 - Limmmmmmme
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Im sorry as well :(
#25 to #24 - jimothyjenkins
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and so the cookie crumbles...
User avatar #26 to #25 - Limmmmmmme
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wait. won't you get banned if you get enough red thumbs? D:
#34 to #26 - rockduhhouse
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The chance he'll get THAT many red thumbs are slim, especially for one comment.
#305 - famosone
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User avatar #257 - theopiniongod
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I thoroughly enjoyed the lack of "true story" at the end.
#118 - shadowrated
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What I want to do to little kids
#183 to #118 - grimmwaters
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What I want to do.
What I want to do.
#133 to #118 - lolmasterx
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I want to do something else.