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Working at a liquour store
100% OC 
Tags: working at a sto
Me, working in
liquor shop
Suddenly one of them picks up a
bottle of vodka and they start
walking towards the counter
I will need to see your
They walk out, I see them walk
inside of a supermarket, they
aome back 10 minutes later.
One of them pulls out an
imprecise peice of paper with
his name and date of birth
drawn in pen.
It is bro, dont worry aome
on man we gotta go soon"
If you don' t sell it to us
we' re gonna heat the shit
out of you, loser"
Derp, what are you doing
inside this liquor store?"
Wrong, you just ohme into this
store and attempted to buy
liquor with a fake TD, and then
threatened to "Beat the shit
because I wouldn' t
Suddenly three teenagers who
look about 15 years old aome
To man can we buy this?"
Okay man we got the TD"
This doesn' t seem to
look very authentic...
Sorry, but I can not
aceept this."
Suddenly one of their mothers
drives passe, gets out and
walks over
Nothing Mum just talking to my
friend here right bro?"
Get in the FUCKING car
Derp.
liquor shop
Suddenly one of them picks up a
bottle of vodka and they start
walking towards the counter
I will need to see your
They walk out, I see them walk
inside of a supermarket, they
aome back 10 minutes later.
One of them pulls out an
imprecise peice of paper with
his name and date of birth
drawn in pen.
It is bro, dont worry aome
on man we gotta go soon"
If you don' t sell it to us
we' re gonna heat the shit
out of you, loser"
Derp, what are you doing
inside this liquor store?"
Wrong, you just ohme into this
store and attempted to buy
liquor with a fake TD, and then
threatened to "Beat the shit
because I wouldn' t
Suddenly three teenagers who
look about 15 years old aome
To man can we buy this?"
Okay man we got the TD"
This doesn' t seem to
look very authentic...
Sorry, but I can not
aceept this."
Suddenly one of their mothers
drives passe, gets out and
walks over
Nothing Mum just talking to my
friend here right bro?"
Get in the FUCKING car
Derp.
...
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#76
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mrknowitall **User deleted account** (04/11/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
Storytime!
I was heading into the liquor store and I was stopped by three teenagers in the alleyway.
"Hey man, you should totally pull us some booze because you look like a cool guy," one said. I've never bought alcohol for underage drinkers before, and I never planned to. But, I decided to play along for a bit.
"Yeah sure, just give me the money and I'll run in," I replied. He gave me forty dollars and asked for a bottle of Wisers, excited that I was actually going through with it. "Alright, I'll grab that for you, I'll just be a second."
I walk in and see that a friend of mine is working behind the counter. I grab my alcohol and their's, then I ended up talking with my friend for about two hours before I finally headed out again. He came out with me for a smoke break.
"Hey man, what took you so long?" the one kid asked in a huff.
"Sorry," I apologized grabbing the Wisers out of the bag. I twisted off the cap and started pouring it on the ground. I poured it to it's last drop, and said, "here's that bottle you wanted."
I was heading into the liquor store and I was stopped by three teenagers in the alleyway.
"Hey man, you should totally pull us some booze because you look like a cool guy," one said. I've never bought alcohol for underage drinkers before, and I never planned to. But, I decided to play along for a bit.
"Yeah sure, just give me the money and I'll run in," I replied. He gave me forty dollars and asked for a bottle of Wisers, excited that I was actually going through with it. "Alright, I'll grab that for you, I'll just be a second."
I walk in and see that a friend of mine is working behind the counter. I grab my alcohol and their's, then I ended up talking with my friend for about two hours before I finally headed out again. He came out with me for a smoke break.
"Hey man, what took you so long?" the one kid asked in a huff.
"Sorry," I apologized grabbing the Wisers out of the bag. I twisted off the cap and started pouring it on the ground. I poured it to it's last drop, and said, "here's that bottle you wanted."
#89
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lolfire (04/11/2012) [+]
(26 replies)
I'm 18 in a few weeks.
To most of you that's nothing, but hey Americans...
I can buy alcohol
To most of you that's nothing, but hey Americans...
I can buy alcohol
#190
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robmcnuggets (04/11/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Some kids asked me to buy them drink before but I bought them 10 cartons of orange juice instead. I think I did the right thing providing them with a nutritious source of vitamin C.
#397
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quelxer (04/11/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
mfw everyone on this site smokes weed and makes comics about it yet everyone is complaining about how underage drinking is bad
#338
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soup (04/11/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
>Be fifteen
>Aks mom to buy alcohol
>She says yes
>Lolwut.jpeg
>Go to friend Connor's house cause his parents were out
>Start taking shots
>whole bottle of vodka and six beers gone in an hour
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Start getting tipsy
>Need to puke
>Feelsbadman.jpeg
>Puke like 5 times in the sink in their kitchen
>Connor's past out on the floor in his own puke
>I pass out
>Parents come home 2 hours later and find us passed out
>Bitch mom starts freaking out
>She slips on spilled beer and puke
>I start laughing
>Connor's freaking out
>Try's to get up but he can't
>Start laughing even harder
>Dad comes in and assesses the situation
>Slips
>Holy fuck I can't stop laughing
>Aks mom to buy alcohol
>She says yes
>Lolwut.jpeg
>Go to friend Connor's house cause his parents were out
>Start taking shots
>whole bottle of vodka and six beers gone in an hour
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Start getting tipsy
>Need to puke
>Feelsbadman.jpeg
>Puke like 5 times in the sink in their kitchen
>Connor's past out on the floor in his own puke
>I pass out
>Parents come home 2 hours later and find us passed out
>Bitch mom starts freaking out
>She slips on spilled beer and puke
>I start laughing
>Connor's freaking out
>Try's to get up but he can't
>Start laughing even harder
>Dad comes in and assesses the situation
>Slips
>Holy fuck I can't stop laughing
#79
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N. Korean citizen (04/11/2012) [-] Oh no, three 15 year olds threatening to beat me up, I am so scared
