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worlds longest war
Uploaded by: shtinkyfinger
paper always wins. unless the other guy picks scissors or something
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#3
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kamusioso (04/10/2012) [+]
(12 replies)
Paper shouldn't be able to stop rock... I mean, grab a piece of paper, I grab a rock and I throw it at you, lets see if you can stop it!
#99
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goldzeoranger **User deleted account** (04/10/2012) [-]
i prefer to play rock paper scissor lizard spock
#17
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kazuni (04/10/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Biggest war solved by rock-paper scissors? WW2.
During the Second World War Winston Churchill realized
that the Nazi salute was the hand sign for "paper" so
all he had to do was get his people to flash the
'scissors' sign (or V for Victory as he called it). Since
scissors trumps paper the allies would win. however this
all got muddled up when Stalin had his thug army start waving
their fists around above their heads as a 'rock' symbol. So
in the end Stalin could bash Churchill, but could be covered
by Hitler, who could be cut up by Churchill. This explains how
the USSR ended up with most of post-war Europe.
During the Second World War Winston Churchill realized
that the Nazi salute was the hand sign for "paper" so
all he had to do was get his people to flash the
'scissors' sign (or V for Victory as he called it). Since
scissors trumps paper the allies would win. however this
all got muddled up when Stalin had his thug army start waving
their fists around above their heads as a 'rock' symbol. So
in the end Stalin could bash Churchill, but could be covered
by Hitler, who could be cut up by Churchill. This explains how
the USSR ended up with most of post-war Europe.
Fun fact nr.1 :
The shortest war recorded in human history was the Anglo - Zanzibar war of 1896, it lasted 38 minutes.
The shortest war recorded in human history was the Anglo - Zanzibar war of 1896, it lasted 38 minutes.