worlds longest war. paper always wins. unless the other guy picks scissors or something.. Paper shouldn't be able to stop rock... I mean, grab a piece of paper, I grab a rock and I throw it at you, lets see if you can stop it!
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paper always wins. unless the other guy picks scissors or something

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#2 - randomslik **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#3 - kamusioso (04/10/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Paper shouldn't be able to stop rock... I mean, grab a piece of paper, I grab a rock and I throw it at you, lets see if you can stop it!
Paper shouldn't be able to stop rock... I mean, grab a piece of paper, I grab a rock and I throw it at you, lets see if you can stop it!
#36 - doctorgenitals (04/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
how about we play cockroach, nuclear bomb, foot instead
#14 - datthang (04/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Let's kick it up several notches, shall we?
#82 - trollzorr (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Rock always wins
#17 - kazuni (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Biggest war solved by rock-paper scissors? WW2.

During the Second World War Winston Churchill realized
that the Nazi salute was the hand sign for "paper" so
all he had to do was get his people to flash the
'scissors' sign (or V for Victory as he called it). Since
scissors trumps paper the allies would win. however this
all got muddled up when Stalin had his thug army start waving
their fists around above their heads as a 'rock' symbol. So
in the end Stalin could bash Churchill, but could be covered
by Hitler, who could be cut up by Churchill. This explains how
the USSR ended up with most of post-war Europe.
#97 - pandadiablo (04/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You guys shouldn't be playing that. It's an evil game.
#101 - grimmwaters (04/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The Pioneers would ride these babies for MILES!
#21 - stroef (04/10/2012) [-]
rock rules
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#72 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#4 - zhayce (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
:)
#25 to #4 - bradhumby (04/10/2012) [-]
scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock, spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock,
spock vaperizes rock, and as always rock crushes scissors.
#32 - thebritishsock (04/10/2012) [-]
aren't we forgetting something...
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#78 - Balrogsaysrawr (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
let's play a game
#80 to #78 - desmondaltairezio (04/10/2012) [-]
something a little easier to follow
User avatar #53 - kimilsungftw (04/10/2012) [-]
Fun fact nr.1 :

The shortest war recorded in human history was the Anglo - Zanzibar war of 1896, it lasted 38 minutes.
#23 - mattginge (04/10/2012) [-]
**mattginge rolled a random image posted in comment #3806993 at FJ Pony Thread ** winner
#41 - rototornik (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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