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lam like King midas forthe gay community. everything I touch terns into a lesbian.
Baffled as to how I' m gonna get ladies sand out my basement.
nest delivered a ham and cheese to a strip deb. you were right is not that
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donets. i' never seen we happier
i ran around the parallelling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the
only position that made me queer..) wept calling it the "deedle edged sword"
A lessen I learned in the hospital.... when we masturbate while attached to a heart
monitor, it scares the newses a let.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were daing.
There was nothing mere terrifing then feeling warm deg breath en my .
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the tenet brash.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle er a half marathon last night and some how
100 thumbs and I' ll post mere