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Scumbag God

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Submitted: 04/09/2012
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#12 - xiik (04/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Ezekiel 23:19-20

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
#30 - bumbele (04/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Creates everything so you can go to hell for everything.
#6 - haxorman (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #1 - rambowookie (04/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
ACtually. God want's you too look at boobs. Proverbs 5:19


Your friendly neighborhood Christian away!!!!
#34 - Gedziuzzz (04/10/2012) [-]
Dont fap to boobies because   
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#3 - houseofbrick (04/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Couldn't decide between talking about boobs or talking about God, so I decided to talk about God, but post a pic about boobs.

Today, at least two of my friends (possibly three...) pretty much openly admitted that they believe the story of Noah's Ark. I tried to explain the physical impossibility and the history behind the story and got shut down. Even when I was religious, I didn't believe that story. It's just too implausible and, frankly, pretty stupid.
User avatar #2 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Nope, at least in the Bible they never condone sex, just sex out of marriage. And at one point there's a dude who blesses Abraham by saying "My your cattle always be fat, and your wife's breasts always soft." I think this is how we should say goodbye these days.
#8 - tweetyftw **User deleted account** (04/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"Thou shalt not kill"

Murders over 2 million people.
User avatar #61 - nois **User deleted account** (04/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Catholic Here:
Hey man, god created breasts and our desire to enjoy them because he knew it would make us happy.
Common misconception about sex: SEX IS GOOD AND ACTUALLY ENCOURAGED. Just in a loving responsible committed relationship.
Things to understand... you are going to see boobs, seeing a boob doesn't make you sinful, seeing boobs in lust (enjoying it in a sexual manner) without being in a relationship sets you in a situation where you see the woman as a sexual object as opposed to the woman of your heart.

In short, boobs are awesome! Just don't be looking at just anyone's boobs when you are enjoying them. Make sure they are with a classy lady who will take care of you and let you enjoy them all the time.

#35 - produzzo (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**produzzo rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at God damn scary stories ** &lt;what im going to hell for looking at
**produzzo rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at God damn scary stories ** <what im going to hell for looking at
User avatar #29 - baditch (04/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'm one of those Christians who believes god wouldn't give me urges if he was going to send me to hell for them. So i look at tits whenever the opportunity presents itself. My priest, and good friend, is a similar type of Christian. That's why he tells dirty jokes, and smokes pot. But he's the nicest guy you would ever want to meet. It saddened me greatly when he moved to Colorado.
#55 - warlockrichard (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #58 - neojunker (04/10/2012) [-]
Creats boobs so women could breast feed their babys.

#37 - glasgowrangers (04/10/2012) [-]
Create geniuses

Tells Santorum to run for President
#60 - zombiesown (04/10/2012) [-]
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#54 - maxmoefoe (04/10/2012) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Bootleg compilation ** MFW looking at gods boobs
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User avatar #4 - barpmeep (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
where in the bible does it say you go to hell for looking at tits?
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