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Scumbag God
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ACtually. God want's you too look at boobs. Proverbs 5:19
Your friendly neighborhood Christian away!!!!
Your friendly neighborhood Christian away!!!!
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houseofbrick (04/10/2012) [+]
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Couldn't decide between talking about boobs or talking about God, so I decided to talk about God, but post a pic about boobs.
Today, at least two of my friends (possibly three...) pretty much openly admitted that they believe the story of Noah's Ark. I tried to explain the physical impossibility and the history behind the story and got shut down. Even when I was religious, I didn't believe that story. It's just too implausible and, frankly, pretty stupid.
Today, at least two of my friends (possibly three...) pretty much openly admitted that they believe the story of Noah's Ark. I tried to explain the physical impossibility and the history behind the story and got shut down. Even when I was religious, I didn't believe that story. It's just too implausible and, frankly, pretty stupid.
Nope, at least in the Bible they never condone sex, just sex out of marriage. And at one point there's a dude who blesses Abraham by saying "My your cattle always be fat, and your wife's breasts always soft." I think this is how we should say goodbye these days.
Catholic Here:
Hey man, god created breasts and our desire to enjoy them because he knew it would make us happy.
Common misconception about sex: SEX IS GOOD AND ACTUALLY ENCOURAGED. Just in a loving responsible committed relationship.
Things to understand... you are going to see boobs, seeing a boob doesn't make you sinful, seeing boobs in lust (enjoying it in a sexual manner) without being in a relationship sets you in a situation where you see the woman as a sexual object as opposed to the woman of your heart.
In short, boobs are awesome! Just don't be looking at just anyone's boobs when you are enjoying them. Make sure they are with a classy lady who will take care of you and let you enjoy them all the time.
Hey man, god created breasts and our desire to enjoy them because he knew it would make us happy.
Common misconception about sex: SEX IS GOOD AND ACTUALLY ENCOURAGED. Just in a loving responsible committed relationship.
Things to understand... you are going to see boobs, seeing a boob doesn't make you sinful, seeing boobs in lust (enjoying it in a sexual manner) without being in a relationship sets you in a situation where you see the woman as a sexual object as opposed to the woman of your heart.
In short, boobs are awesome! Just don't be looking at just anyone's boobs when you are enjoying them. Make sure they are with a classy lady who will take care of you and let you enjoy them all the time.
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produzzo (04/10/2012) [+]
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**produzzo rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at God damn scary stories ** <what im going to hell for looking at
I'm one of those Christians who believes god wouldn't give me urges if he was going to send me to hell for them. So i look at tits whenever the opportunity presents itself. My priest, and good friend, is a similar type of Christian. That's why he tells dirty jokes, and smokes pot. But he's the nicest guy you would ever want to meet. It saddened me greatly when he moved to Colorado.
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maxmoefoe (04/10/2012) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Bootleg compilation ** MFW looking at gods boobs