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#406 to #9 - thatguywithpants (04/10/2012) [-]
That may be true, but I think the gun helps.
#376 to #9 - localcatbarber (04/10/2012) [-]
Guns don't kill people. Uh-uh. I kill people. With guns.
#53 to #9 - drumbumm (04/09/2012) [-]
red thumbs approaching, but if guns don't kill people, what the **** happens when a gun is fired at someone?
User avatar #99 to #53 - goodmitten (04/10/2012) [-]
The person who fired killed them? If you stab someone in the chest is it the knife's fault? Comment #60 does a pretty good job of explaining IMO.
User avatar #61 to #53 - killgate (04/10/2012) [-]
that all depends on the person behind the trigger. a pull of the trigger doesnt always = death. however, if your life (or your family or friends life) is in danger from someone with a gun or other dangerous weapon, you will wish you had a tool to stop that person. a gun can be that tool.
#63 to #61 - drumbumm (04/10/2012) [-]
and if it does end in death?
User avatar #69 to #63 - killgate (04/10/2012) [-]
then it could mean the difference between your life or theirs. a gun is a tool. it is up to the owner/operator to use it wisely.
#44 to #9 - usernameluisdjlols (04/09/2012) [-]
i haven't heard a Rosie O'Donnell joke since 2008   
   
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i haven't heard a Rosie O'Donnell joke since 2008

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User avatar #54 to #44 - blokrokker (04/09/2012) [-]
I had honestly forgotten that Rosie O'Donnell existed after the Rosie vs. Trump thing died down.
#26 to #9 - blokrokker (04/09/2012) [-]
If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast?
#603 to #26 - jtpro (04/23/2012) [-]
the word toast doesn't sound right anymore
#570 to #26 - thesuttenburger (04/10/2012) [-]
nah bro. toasters toast bread. if you toast toast, it just gets all nasty and crusty. something funnyjunk knows very well...
User avatar #563 to #26 - afrobuddha (04/10/2012) [-]
toasters toast bread, bread toasts toast... **** it TOAST DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A WORD ANYMORE
#548 to #26 - yipkendu (04/10/2012) [-]
If a doctor doctors a doctor would the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor the way he wants to doctor or the way the doctor wants to doctor?
User avatar #273 to #26 - XxJACKISHERExX (04/10/2012) [-]
toasters toast bread so that whole statement is invalid
#235 to #26 - bronycurious (04/10/2012) [-]
if toast toasts toast, do 						*******					 						******					 						*******					?
if toast toasts toast, do ******* ****** ******* ?
#65 to #26 - toastableduckling (04/10/2012) [-]
Toastception
#60 to #26 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
No, toasters don't toast toast, but neither does toast toast toast. People toast toast. People are living creatures capable of thought and therefore are the reason that toast is toasted via a toaster, and are also capable of killing people. A guns purpose is to kill, but the gun doesn't kill anyone. It is incapable of doing so because it is an inanimate object incapable of any sort of action. The person has to pull the trigger and kill the other person, but if you want to blame the gun that is fine I'm sure the gun will learn its lesson in jail.
#587 to #60 - frodr ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
A gun's purpose is to shoot... Not kill people. A toaster's purpose is to toast, so it toasts.
#404 to #60 - moggycore (04/10/2012) [-]
People actually toast bread
#383 to #60 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
>im a living creature capable of thought
>I give guns to potential criminals
>potential criminals kill people
>guns dont kill people,handing out guns as if they were candy does
#206 to #60 - crushgear (04/10/2012) [-]
What happens when a person forces a person to shoot someone. Think district 9, guys gets zapped and shoots the aliens, he didn't want to.
User avatar #222 to #206 - goodmitten (04/10/2012) [-]
I would assume it would be the zappers fault perhaps?
User avatar #134 to #60 - aghettofish (04/10/2012) [-]
Toasters toast bread... But I like your answer too.
#76 to #60 - killgate (04/10/2012) [-]
i've never given a positive .gif to an anon. you, sir or madam, deserve it.
i've never given a positive .gif to an anon. you, sir or madam, deserve it.
User avatar #42 to #26 - stickdick (04/09/2012) [-]
Toast toasts bread
User avatar #43 to #42 - blokrokker (04/09/2012) [-]
But I like re-toast...
User avatar #45 to #43 - stickdick (04/09/2012) [-]
Then Toast Re-toasts toast
User avatar #57 to #45 - corkscrew (04/10/2012) [-]
toast doesn't even look like the word toast anymore it looks like toe ast
User avatar #38 to #26 - taizzzzzed (04/09/2012) [-]
no toast toasts bread
User avatar #36 to #26 - gahblah (04/09/2012) [-]
If toast toasts toasts...



Do fries fry fries?
#33 to #26 - jtpro (04/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #9 - generaljosh (04/09/2012) [-]
But spoons make shoveling food into her face far more efficient...
#21 to #9 - anonymous (04/09/2012) [-]
The encouragement, legalization of guns and the right to bear arms in such a free way encourages people to kill with guns.
And its a whole lot harder to kill people without a gun, or at least kill someone in the heat of the moment, or when you're not thinking straight. Guns aren't for everyone, but we're making it so it is available for everyone, including those who shouldn't have one.
#414 to #21 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
You could murder someone just as easily with a bat or a car, but nobody's stopping you from d to see the baseball game.
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#19 to #9 - anonymous (04/09/2012) [-]
It wasn't so much that guns are bad because they kill people, but sword fighting and super deadly martial arts techniques are cooler.

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