Sandwich Math. I'm proud to say that I was the one behind this. Genuine OC for what it's worth. And yes, this did happen.. Ital, omegle Talk to stranger's You'
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Sandwich Math

I'm proud to say that I was the one behind this. Genuine OC for what it's worth. And yes, this did happen.

Ital, omegle Talk to stranger's
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
Why do sandwiches taste better when cut
into triangles?
You: Simple.
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: realisation
Stranger: holy ****
Stranger: your right
Stranger: this is life changing
You: Triangular food is more geometrically solid than
rectangular food.
You: Think of it like this.
Stranger: GD
You: The angles on your sandwich are 45/ 45/ 90
You: As it forms a perfect right traingle.
You: These numbers, as we all know, add up to 18th
You: Now, what we do here is look at the division of
180 by 45.
You: Giving us 4.
You: We' ll assign it to X here.
You: New we look at a rectangular sandwich.
You: Four 90 angles, forming a total of BED.
You: [Since more, we divide 360 by 90, giving us it
again.
You: Here, however, we must look at something else.
You: Because all the angles are equal in the
rectangular sandwich, we have it equal angles.
You: Whereas in the triangular, only two angles are
equal
You: So, now we take our}; value and divide it by fir.
You: Giving us fir.
You: We' ll take the X value again (We know
You: And divide by the four equal angles of the
rectangular sandwich.
You: Giving us 1.
You: We now assign these values to numerical slots.
You: And R (for rectangular value) = 1
You: Looking at a pure taste ratio by these numbers,
we see that T is twice that of R.
You: Meaning that triangular sandwich halves are, by
their mathematical nature, twice as delicious as
rectangular halves.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: "claps*
Stranger: bravo
Stranger: GP
Stranger: I hope you screen capped this
You: If only. This could be a legend my friend. Take the
glory for yourself.
You: Go forth with this screencap. Post it around the
interwebs. Spread the joyous news.
Stranger: I will do
Stranger: with honor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Submitted: 04/09/2012
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User avatar #1 - TrekieTwo (04/09/2012) [+] (15 replies)
#3 - seeggul (04/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"Take the glory for yourself. Go forth with this screencap. Post it around the interwebs. Spread the joyous news"
...but you still took the screencap?...
#7 - mr skeltal (04/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Am I the only one who understands that this makes absolutely no sense?


The math is right, but the logic is all wrong.
#120 - peluquin (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#122 to #120 - awesomesaucebanana (04/10/2012) [-]
because you can't
+37
#57 - catwifdagat **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#108 - Indubidubly (04/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
guys ok listen   
what if we tried    
ok guys seriously   
what if we   
guys seriously cmon   
what if we   
guys   
what if we cut the sandwiches    
into circles...						****					 would be so cash
guys ok listen
what if we tried
ok guys seriously
what if we
guys seriously cmon
what if we
guys
what if we cut the sandwiches
into circles... **** would be so cash
#82 - Yakosaki (04/10/2012) [-]
LIAR. He screencaped himself.
#13 - illegalartist (04/09/2012) [-]
but the person who wrote all that took the screencap.
#44 - jizzletizzle ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
MFW none of that proves why it tastes better.
#32 - acfb (04/09/2012) [-]
My wife just said it's because you have more food in a smaller area. WHO THE **** HAVE I MARRIED???
#74 - Enternal ONLINE (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#56 - wreked (04/09/2012) [-]
#65 - Jameshaich (04/09/2012) [-]
I think it's true.
I don't know why
**** just tastes better...I think it's the crust to not-crust ratio that gets me.
#124 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
>Says "Take the glory for yourself"
>"You" is telling the story....
#110 - aghabikhoda (04/10/2012) [-]
Amazing what online classes and a computer in a kitchen will give a woman.
#97 - kingchase (04/10/2012) [-]
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