Masturbating in shower

>Be masturbating in shower
>Jerkin' it hardcore using body wash as lube
>Jerkin'
>Jerkin'
>10 minutes go passed, and finish like a stallion
> Cum hits stomach, water hits stomach, cum becomes fucking rubber cement
>Water goes cold
>Run out of shower freezing, and covered in skeet
>Scrape off with asshole brother's toothbrush

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#54 to #47 - gorden (04/09/2012) [-]

dat feel when you can do something really bad to your brothers and he does not know anything about it and you just have to grin

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#55 to #54 - fusrohdahh (04/09/2012) [-]

MFW He's going over to his girlfriend's house and he just used it.

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#56 to #55 - gorden (04/09/2012) [-]

good work op, you made me lol
10/10

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#57 to #56 - fusrohdahh (04/09/2012) [-]

This is all completely true, too.

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#61 to #57 - gorden (04/09/2012) [-]

> shave balls like a boss
> put it on wash basin
> come bakc later, bro shaving is face
> my razor is not on the wash basin anymore
>mfw

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#70 to #61 - fusrohdahh (04/09/2012) [-]

> Sit bored at night playing with comb
> Decide to comb untrimmed pubes to make a 'fro
> Combing old jizz out of pubes and what-not
> Fall asleep
> Wake up to strange noises
> Realize bitch sister is running the comb across her teeth
> Mfw

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#180 to #70 - jesusfrankenstein (04/09/2012) [-]

Old jizz?? What, do you never take a shower?

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#183 to #180 - fusrohdahh (04/09/2012) [-]

Overnight, dude.

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#75 to #70 - gorden (04/09/2012) [-]

comb like the thing you make your hair with?

why does she use it on her face?

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#77 to #75 - fusrohdahh (04/09/2012) [-]

'Cause she's a dumb bitch, she was just making noise with the comb on her teeth.

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#97 to #77 - gorden (04/09/2012) [-]

wtf man

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#62 to #61 - gorden (04/09/2012) [-]

*> put razor on wash basin

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#103 to #47 - Nickdowgg (04/09/2012) [-]

story a bit related
>masturbating
>finish
>go to bed
>wake up
>decide to take a shower
>notice dried concrete semen on upper leg hair
>try washing it off
>doesn't work
>see razor
>shave that cum hair
>get out
>hours later see my step father go into the shower
>comes out screaming that his razor smells like cum and shaved his face
mfw he looks at me pissed off and starts walking towards me.

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#104 to #103 - fusrohdahh (04/09/2012) [-]

You made me laugh, good job OP.

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#24 - onkii ONLINE (04/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)

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#119 to #24 - socratic (04/09/2012) [-]

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#417 to #119 - MrMeatStick (04/10/2012) [-]

you , sir, just made my day!

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#79 to #24 - mindsculptorjace (04/09/2012) [-]

epilepsy. epilepsy everywhere.

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#343 to #24 - kilonoa ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]

Here is some quality stuff to help you out!

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#67 - kotos (04/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)

Looks like his mom did, *puts on glasses* Nazi it cumming!

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#74 to #67 - mytrakytra ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]

Same joke 3 comments down.

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#99 to #74 - mytrakytra ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]

I get thumbed down and this guy gets thumbed up for stealing a joke.

FJ logic right there.

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#235 to #99 - kotos (04/09/2012) [-]

not stealing it, it's an old wordplay joke but I used pictures :3
People love pictures with the words

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#31 - rogueshadow (04/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)

The conversation afterwards must have been pretty awkward.

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#81 to #31 - shitshitshit (04/09/2012) [-]

what. the. fuck.

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#201 - mrpwinator (04/09/2012) [-]

Reminded me of austin powers

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#222 - niconiknak (04/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**niconiknak rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Thought you should know **

mothers reaction

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#260 to #222 - unfunnyjunkie (04/09/2012) [-]

haha its funny because you rolled it and wrote something related to the content. can i add you as a friend?

hopefully you will roll something else soon. and then it will be funny again and i will laugh more

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#19 - ArmaliteLion (04/09/2012) [-]

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#429 - kusipaa (04/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Sometimes when I masturbate I think there are ghosts in my room watching me.

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#435 to #429 - antisocialtwilight (04/10/2012) [-]

Same. Then I say, "This one is for you ;)" and finish.

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#479 to #435 - manqueefs (04/10/2012) [-]

i did that once, except my mom walked in as soon as i did

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#60 - mytrakytra ONLINE (04/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)

I did not see him cuming.

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#96 to #60 - chakaa **User deleted account** (04/09/2012) [-]

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#102 - splendidsir (04/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)

mom's reaction

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#117 to #112 - N. Korean citizen (04/09/2012) [-]

No.

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#448 - maigisthemage ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]

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#160 - tehlulzbringer ONLINE (04/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)

**tehlulzbringer rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Movie Quotes **
OP's face when

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#234 to #160 - ThePleterne (04/09/2012) [-]

**ThePleterne rolled a random image posted in comment #3662212 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw

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#212 to #160 - elgnomo (04/09/2012) [-]

**elgnomo rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at SMEE AGAIN33 ** MFW

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#240 to #160 - N. Korean citizen (04/09/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3582955 at FJ Pony Thread ** Mfw

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#189 to #160 - containletters (04/09/2012) [-]

**containletters rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at the feels **

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#498 - millamanjaro (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Am I the only person in the world who locks the door?

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#501 to #498 - crashxjr (04/10/2012) [-]

No, no you're not.

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#86 - deathsshadow (04/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)

Why the hell don't you have locks on bathroom doors most of America?

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#171 to #86 - N. Korean citizen (04/09/2012) [-]

what says they are american?

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#106 to #86 - thisotherdude ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]

I lock the door even if I'm only brushing my teeth (then again I'm Canadian, not American)

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#114 to #106 - redagent (04/09/2012) [-]

As far as I know people here on Long Island do

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#369 - tomainstream (04/10/2012) [-]

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