Dr. Pepper is made of LIES.. Don't read the tags.. Le me browsing the menu waiting to place my order When a wild waitress appears What can I get for you" ginger ale to start please." I' ll nave a I' m sorry but we don' t carry ginger ale. But I' d be more than happy to make it for you miss." Impossible. Ginger ale is actually just sprite with a splash of cake." Here you go. " MOTHER OF GOD... This tastes like it was made from holy ginger. oh and
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Dr. Pepper is made of LIES.

Don't read the tags.

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Le me browsing the menu
waiting to place my order
When a wild
waitress appears
What can I get
for you"
ginger ale to start
please."
I' ll nave a
I' m sorry but we
don' t carry ginger
ale. But I' d be more
than happy to make
it for you miss."
Impossible.
Ginger ale is actually
just sprite with a
splash of cake."
Here you go. "
MOTHER OF GOD...
This tastes like it
was made from holy
ginger.
oh and by the way...
Dr. Pepper is really just
Cake and root beer."
But, but, Dr. Pepper has
...
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#23 - N. Korean citizen (04/09/2012) [+] (13 replies)
>ginger ale
>ginger waitress
>mfw i was expecting something completely different
#87 - skatehead (04/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
And you know what else? Water is actually just hydrogen and oxygen.
#7 - alphagarebear **User deleted account** (04/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
LIES   
   
THESE ARE DIRTY WHORE LIES   
   
DR. PEPPER WOULD NEVER LIE TO ME   
   
He loves me... We have something special. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE
LIES

THESE ARE DIRTY WHORE LIES

DR. PEPPER WOULD NEVER LIE TO ME

He loves me... We have something special. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE
#68 - mrscrewmyface (04/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Did her body turn into a pencil?
#316 - chaosmarine (04/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**chaosmarine rolls 11**
#142 - strangeduck (04/09/2012) [-]
I thought the joke was going to be that a ginger made it and that's why it tasted right.
#90 - laughstoohard (04/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"However, in this house you will only agnostic beverages; Dr.pepper and diet Dr.Pepper because what flavor is it? It is neither root beer nor cola and nobody is sure what flavor it is and nobody can be sure."
#86 - Pharonix (04/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
SURE, it's easy to mimic the taste, but that doesn't make it the same thing.   
I could make a turd smell like a flower, but that doesn't make it a flower.
SURE, it's easy to mimic the taste, but that doesn't make it the same thing.
I could make a turd smell like a flower, but that doesn't make it a flower.
#92 to #86 - hakusprite (04/09/2012) [-]
SURE, it's easy to mimic the taste, but that doesn't make it the same thing.    
I could post the same thing as Pharonix, but that doesn't me Pharonix.
SURE, it's easy to mimic the taste, but that doesn't make it the same thing.
I could post the same thing as Pharonix, but that doesn't me Pharonix.
#198 - blynx (04/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I drink my own urine because its sterile and i like the taste.
User avatar #107 - oversoul (04/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
that awkward moment when you're a girl and you lose your hair in the last panel.

fuck you Dr. pepper, you gave me leukemia
#250 - RykenX (04/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A wild waitress.........................what the fuck were you expecting to take your order?
#202 - indigochild **User deleted account** (04/09/2012) [-]
You will only drink agnostic beverages: Dr. Pepper and Diet Dr. Pepper, because what is it? It is neither Root Beer nor Cola. Nobody is sure what flavor it is and nobody can be sure.
#98 - iAmAWizard (04/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
We're still saying "le me"?
We're still saying "le me"?
#43 - UKDan (04/09/2012) [-]
Dr. Pepper
#134 - mytrakytra (04/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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I prefer Sunet Sarsaparilla
#303 - hugora ONLINE (04/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**hugora rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at run forest run ** MFW reading
**hugora rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at run forest run ** MFW reading
#214 - dozo **User deleted account** (04/09/2012) [-]
#168 - kotos (04/09/2012) [-]
What flavor is it, you can't be sure, NO ONE CAN BE SURE!
#251 - imonaboatman (04/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Dr Pepper doesn't have a period after "Dr", therefore it is pronounced "Durr Pepper". MIND=BLOWN
User avatar #76 - bnixisbest (04/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Yeah and chocolate milk is just milk and chocolate syrup.

HWAAAAT?
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