Zombie Apocalypse

thats fucking tallahasee you idiot. columbus was the little whiny bitch, whats his fuck.

1.C. Though it is difficult to wield Accuracy isn't necessary in a primary weapon scenario ammo whats important and there is no better then chain fed for ammo.
2.C. large clip

3. C. the bat needs no fuel and has a reach further then the knife simple choice.

4.D A Swiss Army knife has many tools that will be useful for survival.

5.B thought it may not be fuel it is a fort on wheels.

6. B great viability very low chance of getting cornered.

7. B Tallahassee btw Columbus was the wimpy guy Tallahassee was the zombie killing bad ass.

IT'S NOT COLUMBUS GODDAMMIT! ITS TALLAHASSEE!

his name isn't columbus dumbass, is Tallahassee

My Partner:
<--- D.

That's not Columbus, It's Tallahassee.

1. The sniper is useless at close range, and can only take out a few zombies. If you're stranded amongst a horde of zombies, you'd want to be able to take out as many as possible. Don't be stupid, get power, get C.

2. Flip a coin or something, I got no idea here.

3. You don't want to run out of melee fighting power. The chainsaw needs fuel, and also takes from what your vehicle should get, so forget about that. The bat has a nice melee range, but since it's wooden, you risk breaking it. Get the knife, it's also usable for more than just beating up zombies. A.

4. Screw the multitool, you got the knife, remember? It can screw, cut, stab, hammer and more. Binoculars? Are you serious? If there's a horde of zombies coming, you'd see it miles away, and where you're going, you won't need that. A flashlight is usable at night, yes, but your eyes will get used to the darkness. Pop some marine eyeswapping, and you don't need that. Get the rope. B.

5. Consider what you want your vehicle to do. Do you want mobility or safety? There's not very much gasoline after a zombie apocalypse, so I'd settle for safe. The armored school bus might seem safe, but it has a ton of weak spots. The windows. It might be spacious, but it sucks at keeping you safe, and also weighs a ton causing it to require a ton of fuel. Option A is definitly lighter, and also a bit spacious, but is it safe? It seems like it easily could get stuck, and you'd have to exit it to move on. Get the military. B

6. You need some things from your area. You need to be able to sustain yourself, so cross out the desert. The jungle covers the sustainability, but you can't move quickly there, and visibility is low, so you would have a hard time seeing approaching hordes. The city is full of resources, and has a high visibility, but the probability of zombies is off the charts. So what to do? Modify an area. Chop down a lot of the forest, or live in the city outskirts. -continues

Hehheh

CCBACBBC

Hmm... let's try A A A A A A....C

realistically, i would have a 22 with a low powered scope, a baseball bat, a compound bow, a leatherman, a hunting knife, a flashlight and an suv because that is what i own. but picking your options i would take
c
the machine gun (weight isnt an issue for me and with a vehicle its not like it would be carried 24/7, more useful while searching for supplies than a sniper rifle, and with self control you don't have to waste ammo)
a
good balance between accuracy and magazine size. (the higher calibers just make a bigger mess, they all destroy a brain just as well)
c
baseball bat has range (you would be easily bitten if you got close enough to stab one, and the chainsaw has the gas issue)
d
the swiss army knife is more all around useful than the other choices
b
well sealed and protected, very all terrain (bus is too slow and too easy to get stuck, that suv thing looks very weak)
b
the desert has good visibility (other places are too easy to get caught unaware)
c
statham knows his way around a huge amount of weapons and is good at improvising (tallahasee is just a normal guy who kicks ass, and chuck norris doesn't use weapons much, so he would be bitten very quickly)

inafteressay

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B
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fuck who wouldn't take the machine gun?

That's not columbus. That's Tallahassee. I wouldn't want columbus as my partner.

A
C
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B
B
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B

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B
C
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B

Crowbar is best for melee.

Due to it being multipurpose tool.

awkward moment when there was something exactly like this with many of the same exact choices yesterday...