It's quite simple actually, I would call you a communist bastard, that is if I held you with as much respect as I do a communist. Not saying that I support communism or anything, but I am saying that I hold you to a lower standard than I do my dog, my cat's, my goldfish, and my bonsai tree (that's a smaller version of a regular tree). Now, I've noticed that you are particularly fond of the words 'Butt-Hurt' now, stop me here if I'm wrong, but the only person that's "Butt-hurt" here would be you, not just because you just got done taking it in the ass from your two larger, more manly, boyfriends 'Bubba and Sunshine', but also because you can't seem to find a logical argument. Therefore rendering your Argument Invalid. Have a nice day asshole.