I'll do anything for you. made by me.. just trying some new stuff...sub for more . If s a little chilly m here watchings at place , - 3,, f ' don r you think? a

I'll do anything for you

made by me..
just trying some new stuff...sub for more

If s a little chilly m here
watchings at place , - 3,,
f ' don r you think?
are you Stl re?
oh, I' m sorry I rhink there IS something here have my jacket,
wrong with the heating system!" I don t even need it
won' t you
ger cold?"
oh no, I don' r rhink so, "yor/ re roo sweet,
ifs a little hot to be honest" "no problem, ifso U feel cold tell me
give it back"
lan sure I wont"
Damn! 1111111’ did she
survive 3. 11 this time?
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#68 - wakawakas (04/08/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Goddamnit OP, she wanted to cuddle.
#27 - skjalg (04/07/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Another outcome, 1/5
#32 to #31 - skjalg (04/07/2012) [-]
6/5 miscalculated, like the retard i am x|
User avatar #38 - PenguinsOfMars (04/08/2012) [+] (20 replies)
She didn't want your jacket she wanted you to put your arm around her, but I think you did the right thing because if you put your arm around her you'd start kissing then start dating and eventually you'd **** her without a condom and go to pull out but you got caught in the moment and when you came you were just barely out of her vagina and only a tiny little bit of semen got inside, she says don't worry i'll shower right away, and you know that won't help anything and that's the first indicator that you're not ready to have a baby with her because she's a ******* idiot, what if your kid ends up being a ******* dumbass like her? But then you realize you're overreacting, she's not an idiot, she's actually very intelligent, you'd never date a dumb girl. A couple weeks pass by and she tells you she's late and sure enough she ends up being pregnant, so you get married so she doesn't seem like a dishonorably slut. You realize you need a higher paying job because you can't support a family, so you take up triple shifts at your ****** dead end job that you don't want but you took because your mom said you had to work or she wouldn't help money for rent, and eventually she has the baby and you both work 60 hour weeks and your mom watches the baby, all the stress tears away at you and her and you grow apart, and the stress of a baby on your mom tears apart your parents marriage, and they get divorced and your mother hates your guts, so you have to watch the baby all day because your wife gets paid more. Eventually you find out that she isn't working double shifts she's actually cheating on you, the same way she did five years ago and never told you, that baby isn't really yours, your name is on the birth certificate but he doesn't have your dna. So that meddling slut ruined your entire life and family. She's a cheating whore, after you gave her your jacket, you should have lit it on fire.
#86 - doctorknuckles (04/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #76 - tonyri (04/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Some guy has a crush on me
>Asks me to come to his house to watch a movie
>Seems like a pretty cool guy
>I want to sit closer to him
>Offers me his jacket
>OP is gay
#41 - eiad (04/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
there you go FUNNYJUNK?
i fixed it just the way you want it to be
are you happy??
are you ************* happy?
#105 - deanm (04/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If she says i"it's cold in here" that means it's cuddle time
#62 - auesis (04/08/2012) [-]
Pretty sure her intention was to be closer to you, dude.
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User avatar #3 - goodguygregmazz (04/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i honestly thought this comic was going down the i-keep-it-cold-so-i-can-see-her-hard-nipples path
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#225 - Welshhobo (04/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
She wanted to cuddle

Pic related: Its OP.
#57 - iRetaliate (04/08/2012) [-]
MFW OP doesn't realize that he just friendzoned himself
MFW OP is going to after this make another comic about how the girl ended up friendzoning him
#77 - bslsk (04/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #69 - mistadude (04/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Me and my girl have been together awhile. i remember the last time she complained about being cold, i shoved her off the bed. she laughed, got back on the bed, and we had sex. ....he is not doing anything wrong, hes simply taking an alternative apporach.
#55 - Silver Quantum (04/08/2012) [-]
If only he knew...
#54 - LtMcG (04/08/2012) [-]
Bro, she was trying to get you to move closer
#110 - bulldozah (04/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That's what you get for dating a midget, OP.
User avatar #466 - Jackimole (04/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Rookie mistake, putting more clothes on her.
It makes things more difficult when the raping begins.
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