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If s a little chilly m here
watchings at place , - 3,,
f ' don r you think?
are you Stl re?
oh, I' m sorry I rhink there IS something here have my jacket,
wrong with the heating system!" I don t even need it
won' t you
ger cold?"
oh no, I don' r rhink so, "yor/ re roo sweet,
ifs a little hot to be honest" "no problem, ifso U feel cold tell me
give it back"
lan sure I wont"
Damn! 1111111’ did she
survive 3. 11 this time?
watchings at place , - 3,,
f ' don r you think?
are you Stl re?
oh, I' m sorry I rhink there IS something here have my jacket,
wrong with the heating system!" I don t even need it
won' t you
ger cold?"
oh no, I don' r rhink so, "yor/ re roo sweet,
ifs a little hot to be honest" "no problem, ifso U feel cold tell me
give it back"
lan sure I wont"
Damn! 1111111’ did she
survive 3. 11 this time?
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She didn't want your jacket she wanted you to put your arm around her, but I think you did the right thing because if you put your arm around her you'd start kissing then start dating and eventually you'd fuck her without a condom and go to pull out but you got caught in the moment and when you came you were just barely out of her vagina and only a tiny little bit of semen got inside, she says don't worry i'll shower right away, and you know that won't help anything and that's the first indicator that you're not ready to have a baby with her because she's a fucking idiot, what if your kid ends up being a fucking dumbass like her? But then you realize you're overreacting, she's not an idiot, she's actually very intelligent, you'd never date a dumb girl. A couple weeks pass by and she tells you she's late and sure enough she ends up being pregnant, so you get married so she doesn't seem like a dishonorably slut. You realize you need a higher paying job because you can't support a family, so you take up triple shifts at your shitty dead end job that you don't want but you took because your mom said you had to work or she wouldn't help money for rent, and eventually she has the baby and you both work 60 hour weeks and your mom watches the baby, all the stress tears away at you and her and you grow apart, and the stress of a baby on your mom tears apart your parents marriage, and they get divorced and your mother hates your guts, so you have to watch the baby all day because your wife gets paid more. Eventually you find out that she isn't working double shifts she's actually cheating on you, the same way she did five years ago and never told you, that baby isn't really yours, your name is on the birth certificate but he doesn't have your dna. So that meddling slut ruined your entire life and family. She's a cheating whore, after you gave her your jacket, you should have lit it on fire.
>Some guy has a crush on me
>Asks me to come to his house to watch a movie
>Seems like a pretty cool guy
>I want to sit closer to him
>Offers me his jacket
>OP is gay
>Asks me to come to his house to watch a movie
>Seems like a pretty cool guy
>I want to sit closer to him
>Offers me his jacket
>OP is gay
i honestly thought this comic was going down the i-keep-it-cold-so-i-can-see-her-hard-nipples path