He Knows. well excuse the fuck out of me if you skip. so there was waiting on my Mend to out me up off the street in the city. Didn' t have any music or books white twatted so Isms Just looking around at the world. Well, there were these two pigeons by the curb. One of them was taking bits offend from the ground and throwing them into the street and the other
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well excuse the fuck out of me if you skip

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so there was waiting on my Mend to out me up off the street
in the city. Didn' t have any music or books white twatted so Isms
Just looking around at the world. Well, there were these two
pigeons by the curb. One of them was taking bits offend from the
ground and throwing them into the street and the other one was
eating them. "This bird is retarded.‘ Ithought. 'The other bird is
eating all his food." After about a few minutes of the bird taking
the food and throwing it, the one eating it was well into the road.
Just then HAM. car comes by and runs over that pigeon. That bird
wasn' t stupid. He was a cold blooded killer. He lured that bird into
the streets to kill him. I Just stood there solicited. The murderer
was just standing there on the curb. Worst of all he was staring
at me. He didn' t moire. He just stated at me. stared with that
unhooking eye. He knew new it the mews that you can' t have
loose ends to a murder. a little uneasy the rest of my wait.
By the time my Mend sadasd me up the pigeon had disappeared.
but thew he was still watching me. I' m sure that pigeon
followed us home. He knows where the now. He' s bidding his
time, waiting for me to fall into his perfect trap........ He lino's.
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User avatar #130 - localcatbarber (04/07/2012) [+] (11 replies)
>Be pidgeon on street
>Throwing bread to my pidgeon friend who I love
>Friend gets ran over
>WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
>Don't know what to do
>Look to human for help
>Human just stands there
>WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME?!
>Friend dies
>Human leaves in a car similar to the one that killed my friend
>Can't cry, cause I'm a pidgeon.
User avatar #7 - xxbits **User deleted account** (04/06/2012) [+] (24 replies)
>Being a pidgeon on the street
>Kill another bird for fun
>Human sees me
>Now I have to kill him

#73 to #7 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2012) [-]
No offense but the point of telling the joke from another perspective is to reveal something hitherto unknown about the story. Not just repeat it from a different POV.
#17 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/07/2012) [-]
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#18 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/07/2012) [-]
<- Pigeon's face when
<- Pigeon's face when
#210 - wizlock (04/07/2012) [-]
>be bread
>some pigeon throws me into the street
>then another pigeon tries to eat me
>nope.avi
>fucker gets hit by a car
>the other pigeon freezes
>no one knows it was my fault
>mfw
#217 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2012) [-]
#70 - yourdadsfriend (04/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Quite long but worth reading
#165 - tonyspinners (04/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Later that day   
*Bird puts 5 dollars in the street for OP
Later that day
*Bird puts 5 dollars in the street for OP
#125 - cohareirl (04/07/2012) [-]
#141 - madhattergirl (04/07/2012) [-]
I'm coming for ya boy!
I'm coming for ya boy!
#209 - funshine (04/07/2012) [-]
#78 - KungFuZerO (04/07/2012) [-]
> Goes outside the next day
> $10 bill sitting in middle of road
> HFW
#211 - Churd (04/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #151 - hollywoodkid (04/07/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure this is the prelude of The Birds
#160 - zeldaforever (04/07/2012) [-]
you must surround yourself with pigeon eating cats if you want to survive
you must surround yourself with pigeon eating cats if you want to survive
#158 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2012) [-]
#207 - bakkenbears (04/07/2012) [-]
Tell me more
Tell me more
#109 - destismad (04/07/2012) [-]
Chill out dawg, that otha' pigeon had done stolen my girl, so I took care of em. I aint got nuthin' gainst you.
#28 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2012) [-]
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