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Russel - Hey Mike, do you still drive that black Dodge with the "guns dont kill
people, I do." sticker?
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N e one know a good place to get four truck painted on the cheap?
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#37 - fozism (04/06/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>Be like 10   
>Dog gets hit and killed by a car   
>Crying my eyes out   
>Mom offers to take me to McDonalds   
>okay.jpeg   
>Get to drive thru window.   
>Woman looks distracted and upset   
>Mom asks what's wrong   
>Says she hit and killed a dog with her car this morning   
>On my road   
>We get free drinks
>Be like 10
>Dog gets hit and killed by a car
>Crying my eyes out
>Mom offers to take me to McDonalds
>okay.jpeg
>Get to drive thru window.
>Woman looks distracted and upset
>Mom asks what's wrong
>Says she hit and killed a dog with her car this morning
>On my road
>We get free drinks
#4 - hydromatic (04/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
They're both assholes.
They're both assholes.
#10 - ironlion (04/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Oh so this guy likes "Smoking" dogs with his car? PAY HIM TO WASH THE FUR!?
Guys like this should burn in lava forever
#48 - thriteenkid (04/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
ahhh facebook what went wrong
#174 - jalaven (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
People like mike are the armpit of human civilization.
People like mike are the armpit of human civilization.
#95 - Danzig (04/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
cheap and keeps the cops away
User avatar #64 - ferndizzle (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**ferndizzle rolls 88** roll dubs... walks away...
#451 - flannelnleftpocket (04/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
the next day mike will see this following him slowly on his way to work...
#133 - racerj (04/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Lady- "What does he look like?"
Lady- "What does he look like?"
#349 - twofacedent (04/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The way he says "N e one" takes up 7 characters counting spaces
the word "anyone" takes up six

Ergo, he would have saved space if he used the real word, not "shortening it" as he did.

Also, it makes him look like a retard
Also, he is a retard.
#467 - afrobat (04/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
when I was 10 me and my brother were trying to catch this dog and pet it. it ran into the road and got hit by a car immediately. the people got out and were freaking out. it was THEIR DOG. then some kid on a bike comes by and stops, freaks out. WAS THEIR KID. then finally the kid is so distraught him and his dad get into a major fist fight and both get arrested while mom is losing it. i don't even have a reaction picture for how monstrously bad i ruined these peoples lives
#159 - lolzordz ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
#463 - anonymous (04/07/2012) [-]
He did WHAT?!
#201 - pineappletime (04/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
the worst part is that he didn't think twice about killing someone else's pet. to me that's almost like killing someone's child.

mfw
#222 - balafas (04/06/2012) [-]
made me think of this
User avatar #2 - idoitforthelolz (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
he wants to go to big beautiful women
#249 - downstrait (04/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
A facebook conversation between a douchebag and a ratting cunt. I hope they both grow taste buds in their rectums.
#254 to #249 - lithiumt (04/06/2012) [-]
Oh shut up, you would be a douche bag if you DIDN'T turn that guy in.
He stole a laptop (probably worth 300 or more) and thought it was funny when he hit someones beloved pet.
#297 - steavo (04/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**** Mike, I hope someone nails him with a truck, that asshole animal abusing douche.
User avatar #185 - Aleafe (04/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I dont even care for the worst gore. it doesnt affect me but when i see any animal mistreatment i seriously would kill that ************ in the most brutal way possible
#253 - funshine (04/06/2012) [-]
This is why I 						*******					 hate people. I would run this 						******					 with my truck before I would ever hit a dog. It's 						************					 hunting time....
This is why I ******* hate people. I would run this ****** with my truck before I would ever hit a dog. It's ************ hunting time....
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