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#18 - poorjew (04/06/2012) [+] (10 replies)
<-- mine
#102 - addictakilla (04/06/2012) [+] (20 replies)
I remember the day I found out I was Chinese... I had a hard time telling my parents, in fear that they wouldn't approve. I waited a month to tell them. After I let it out, I felt better. I was Chinese, and I'd always be that way. After a short family hug session with tears from my mother and disappointment showing in my father's face, I knew I had to pack and leave home. It changed my life forever. Months later, my mother called. I had an apartment by then, and job. Only a handful of my coworkers had a problem with my Chinese orientation, but they kept to themselves about it. My mother called to invite me for dinner. It was hard going, but I knew I had to. My father barely spoke all evening. That is, until he started having a heart attack during the meal. We rushed to the hospital, where he was in a room. They managed to get his vitals at normal levels, and we were then allowed into the room. He was weak... frail. He didn't look like he had much time.
He said, "Son... I know, i was never the best father, but I still love you, no matter how Chinese you are... I'm proud to be your father..." At that moment, he collapsed, and the heart monitor shifted to what seemed to me a muffled, dull, monotonous "bleeeee..."
Doctors started rushing in. It was all slow motion. My mother was crying, pulling my arm. I stood still, staring forward... Then, as if by the press of a button, everything was normal. It was all fast, I heard them charging the pads, and I was pulled out of the room just before they hit his chest. I ran out of the hospital, got in my car, and started driving. i drove back home, got all my stuff, and left the country. I was the last I'd ever see my mother and father. I was responsible for my father's death, because i was Chinese...
#29 - dzamie (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#33 - tokitoki (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Here :|
#47 - poorjew (04/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
had another one :)
#65 - thelonegodilla (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#93 - BeaverBalls (04/06/2012) [-]
ill just take everything on the menu
#228 - breakfastlunch (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What do Asians do during erections?

They vote.
User avatar #25 - boogerfart (04/06/2012) [-]
Sexual "Oriental"ation
#48 - ilgattozaiga (04/06/2012) [-]
And here's mine
User avatar #31 - marriland ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
That's going to be one awkward conversation when I come out and tell my parents I'm Chinese
#94 - noopinion (04/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#55 - kimiz (04/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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MFW when i see chinese
#92 - BeaverBalls (04/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#266 - anonymous (04/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The "Chinese" box is there in case you are sexual oriental :D
*ba-dm tsssss*
#7 - bitchimflawless (04/06/2012) [-]
Excuse me as I go change my sexual orientation to Chinese
Excuse me as I go change my sexual orientation to Chinese
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