I came first. Wink wink.

I just always say that God created the chicken first because he didn't create Adam as a baby, just an adult male

mud! the answer is mud. btw satire goes over many peoples heads. thumbs up to you

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Lol did you guys know that birds sorta evolved from lizards and since lizards came first that means their eggs came first so there were eggs before there were chickens

By that logic then: Which came first the reptile or the egg?

Well if you believe they evolved from an advanced amphibian, then the egg

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But there is more evidence that says reptiles evolved from an earlier advanced amphibian reptile whatchyacallit so the reptile still came first

It's the egg.

not anywhere in that question does it say chicken egg, and lots of different reptiles laid eggs before the chicken even existed.

The rooster.

i dont give a fuck their both tasty shit

You eat eggs for breakfast, therefore they came first. Chicken will be for dinner, therefore it came afterwards.

if god exists, why'd he create the walrus?

I think a better question would be, what was he thinking with the platypus?

When I was a kid, I asked my teacher that (she was very religious...) and her reply was something along the lines of this;
Well, God had finished making all of the other animals and he had left over body pieces, so he put them all together and that's how he made the platypus."
Instantly had an image in my head of God sitting with buckets of body pieces and playing with them like Lego to see what he could make...

probably went like "ah fuck...I got all this left over shit and no idea what to do with it...um...fuck it, let's wing it."

Oh, that...yeah...See, the Aborigine Gods down there got kind of drunk once...and...yeah, anyway, no more alcohol was allowed in the workplace after that

In the summer of 2010, British researchers cracked the eneggma when they discovered that the protein necessary to create the eggshell was fowlnd exclusively in the ovaries of the chicken. So the chicken had to come first, because the eggshell can't be made without that protein. Where did the chicken come from? Maybe a hybrid dinosaur called a chickosaurus. I don't know. I wasn't there.The protein ovocledidin-17 controls the eggshell crystallization process, and without it, the shell couldn't form at all.

Well, actually, the Chicken is a fairly recent byproduct of natural selection. See, your whole deal is kinda like a giant ass game of the Sims. I started off with a crapton of chemicals on a random planet, and BOOM, few million years later I've got humans, Chickens, and whatever the shit that Justin Beiber kid is...I'm not responsible for THAT one, go talk to Krishna or Izanagi, they're always cooking up weird shit like that.

I am christian, and the egg obviously came first, because it was the egg that was laid with the genetic material for what would later be known as the chicken by the chicken's ancestor.

dumb fuck. do you have any idea how evolution works?

....yes?

what did I say wrong? The chicken's ancestor, a reptile species, on the very edge of the evolutionary chain right before chicken, lays the first egg that would be a chicken, or at least what would later look like today's chicken.

ok. so I misunderstood your comment. sorry. but when you say the egg came first, that is not entirely true.
I am not going to go into details, and I'm going to leave much out, cause I am lazy.
like all creatures, we evolved from cell organisms that split themselves in two, then was a time when some started laying eggs, blalbabla, and all life forms (seacreatures and stuff) layed eggs, some of them evolved to land based animals. there was a time where all creatures layed eggs. but some evolved differently and mammals were introduced to the world.

it's true that the eggs is where the evolution happenes, but it would be wrong to think that the eggs came first since the eggs need to be layed.


again sorry for misunderstanding your first comment.

except the chicken was born from the egg, the egg of which contained the genetic material, fertilized and all, to form the chicken.

I'm a Christen and I think you're stupid leave religion off the internet.

*christian