Don't worry, it''s not dolan!

They should put houses on it

And live there

And have no purpose other than being awesome

If you're rich and you haven't bought one of these, you're using your fucking money wrong.

This is the best thing ever.

They had one of these on a cruise I went on one time. It was the most awesome fucking thing ever when you're 9 and don't give a shit about sunburns

Children, I must know, can you see Mirage Island today?

How fucking long would it take to inflate that shit.

>Buy one
>Put in large pool
>Fill with sharks
>Draw contestants
>Give Weapons
>Ground is Lava-Water Edition
>Let the games begin

Guys, I've found some food here.

Behind my dorm there is a lake, on that lake, there used to be an awesome trampoline. The lake was open and anyone could swim, play on the trampoline and have fun as long as lifeguards were there, the lifeguards were there the majority of the day, especially on weekends. All was well until one night a bunch of guys got drunk and tried to swim out to the trampoline at 3 in the morning. One kid couldn't make it and ended up drowning, now they took the awesome trampoline away... Thisiswhywecan'thavenicethings.jpg

That looks EXACTLY like Pacifilog log town in pokemon Ruby, Saphire, and Emerald.

I'd get everyone to get nerf swords and have a HUGE battle royale!

**thinkingbear rolled a random image posted in comment #328 at blue eyes.. ** Oh, look. Pacifidlog town.

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mfw

I'd fuck it so hard aquaman couldn't stop me