HP Printers. HP printers can't do . inb4 one does not simply create a meme. STARTS PAPER PAPER Itll, . 05 DEGREES REE IN Eat I. <---- My Printer Printing process 10% - Printing 90%- BZZZZZWZZWZ PSSSSPJJDCV BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP KHHHHHH BEEP BEEP PFFFFFF hp printer
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#18 - javajunkie
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(04/05/2012) [-]
<---- My Printer
Printing process

10% - Printing
90%- BZZZZZWZZWZ PSSSSPJJDCV BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP KHHHHHH BEEP BEEP PFFFFFF
#38 to #18 - pixeldestruction
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(04/05/2012) [-]
I have that printer, it is a pain in the arse.
User avatar #25 to #18 - roflstorm
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(04/05/2012) [-]
your printer can play dubstep?
#32 to #25 - thechosentroll
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(04/05/2012) [-]
This image has expired
You get a cookie for that.
User avatar #65 to #32 - meglikescookies
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Do want.
User avatar #22 - Mebeshe
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Sorry dude, I know you need to print your essay using only black ink, but I'm out of cyan and marigold, so it's a ******* no-go.
#52 - hauntzor
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(04/05/2012) [-]
>Need to print English essay
>printer tells me it has no colored ink
>makes me print a test sheet with all those little squares and ****
>Mfw they have color on them
#56 - Reddiamond
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#58 to #56 - nizarut
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Couldn't that be more like O.C.D. or something?
#83 to #58 - ashybone
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(04/06/2012) [-]
No, no. He doesn't have obsessive compulsions to press the button 59 times, It's that if you miss the desired time by one minute, you must press it 59 times to return to the desired time.
User avatar #119 to #83 - meganinja
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he's saying it's OCD to have to have it correct to the excat minute.
#126 to #119 - ashybone
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(04/06/2012) [-]
To the excat minute, huh? Man I love setting things to the excat minute.
User avatar #128 to #126 - meganinja
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Sorry. i'm really tired, and probably making a bunch of typos on every comment i make.
#129 to #128 - ashybone
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Lol I'm just kidding man. :)
#94 to #83 - nizarut
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No no, I got the joke just fine lol.
User avatar #26 - roflstorm
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first day i got my first printer:
ffffffffffwwwweeeeeeeKACHUNK KACHUNK KACHUNK KACHUNK KACHUNKbbbbbbzzzzzzzz kkkkkhhhhhhhhhhkhkhkh chunkchunkchunkchunk
buuuuuzzzzzzzzz beep beep ding
It scared he **** out off me
#39 to #26 - ssshadow
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(04/05/2012) [-]
And now every time you hear your printer warming up/printing you will realise it sounds like robots having sex. :D
And now every time you hear your printer warming up/printing you will realise it sounds like robots having sex. :D
User avatar #2 - thefalloutwolf
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Lets not forget when it says "ink low" and ther most likely enough to print what you want to print. I tell you theres no ink.
User avatar #3 to #2 - ubercripple [OP]
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Oh god yes. All they do is eat it. They print for months after saying low ink
User avatar #30 to #3 - glasgowrangers
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Almost as bad as when a Wii controller says battery is low
#104 - auesis
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Pffft, my printer is worse. Once, I went to print a 6-page essay. The first 2 pages were completely blank. The third had multi-coloured splotches all over it. The fourth had a load of black lines. The fifth was also blank. On the last sheet, the paper jammed half-way through and the printer started going ******* berserk. It sounded like a gigantic metal golem was tearing apart the insides. The sheet came out the other side in about 20 different shreds.

>MFW
#71 - raulito
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#79 - ofmiceandmen
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(04/06/2012) [-]
i had an hp printer one time that was trying to cancel a print job for like 2 months. nothing i did worked.

<mfw
User avatar #150 to #79 - ubercripple [OP]
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Oh god, I hate that. I was usually able to fix it by ending the print queue task from the task manager, and/or restarting the computer, while power-cycling the printer.
50% success rate -__-
#59 - shtinkyfinger
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(04/05/2012) [-]
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#60 to #59 - thebiscitking
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