And yet women go for another birth, while men try and stay away from getting hit in the testies.

Here's my rebuttal.
How often do you see women passing out during childbirth?

Idk, i puked one time because I took a baseball to the scrotum but ive never heard or seen of anyone passing out from a testicle blast

Yes, because something totally intended to happen according to the laws of nature and according to the anatomy of a woman, cant possibly hurt less than physical abuse to the most sensitive part of the male body, which has no shock absorption or protection of any kind. One is natural, one is torture.

See, it doesnt necessarily get torn though. thats a misconception (bad choice of words for the given subject)

my sisters are older and made watch a video of this latino broad squezing out this little bastard. Her vag got ripped, blood and brown baby birth liquid shit started squirting onto the floor, all while this bitch was screaming in agony. One could imagine I proceeding to vomit on myself and I had to take a shower. That is why I always use condoms even if a chick says its ok to go rawdog.

one video is not 100% of the time

i think that there is alot of misconceptions about what this means, a woman has to endure that del level of 57 for hours on end, whereas a man has to feel the level in the thousands for a few seconds. So, overall one might rather get kicked in the balls than go through labor, but that's not the point, it is just comparing instantaneous levels of pain.

Well technically, Getting hit in the balls is squishing all those little bastard children, who then proceed to inflict further pain after the initial contact.