Look, Mom! I-

<----The faces of those who realize OP is black.

DISCLAIMER FOR THE IDIOTS: This is a joke based off of stereotypes. Black people actually DO become successful business men.

**killersyug rolls 33**

You may have become a business man, however this is unimportant. I can see by your top button being undone that you do not care for your professional appearance, so if you were a business man you were fired for some sort of disorderly conduct. Your hands are paler than the rest of your body so you must have done some sort of labour, maybe lifting, after the loss of your job. Your physique tells me you are perfectly capable of lifting so it follows you probably worked on some sort of building site; your head is shaven because your old hairstyle was uncomfortable under a construction worker's hat. Your sleeves are also rolled up- a force of habit since long sleeves would be uncomfortable slaving underneath the Sun all day. Your mother was incredibly thin, anorexic even, and her hair was probably dyed- ginger is a rare hair colour for her race. It suggests she was troubled. Since you probably couldn't have afforded to buy a proper suit at such a young age, that suit must have been your Fathers. Since it fits you so well, your Father must have been very short- a midget, even- therefore your mother would've struggled to keep a marriage afloat with him. You dream of your childhood, wanting a second chance, therefore you regret what you have done, however no! You will not get a second chance. You spend your days lamenting the loss of the 'good times', any other hopeful prisoner would be looking to get a parole hearing. You have lost hope! You must be in prison for the long haul! Having become a construction labourer, you must have become involved in petty crime, becoming involved with strange co-workers. This may have even led to manslaughter or even you being framed. You also have no family to speak of since you do not think of them, only your own distant past. Your are not a 'commitment' type of man. Now tell me, am I wrong?

unless you're this guy

**Deception rolled a random image posted in comment #249 at American Fish and Chips ** what happened

> black woman
> blonde

Tell my son All he had to do was follow the damn train

I had hopes for Jerry, I didn't think he would end up like us

Do i need to point out the obvious?

You still are a succesful man Sean,
keep the good work :)