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Le me, derpina around at work,
being an owl
am. may quite.
when a
customer Appears. she
looks around 25 or so.
Perfect
representation
of expression,
right there.
GIMME A PACK OF MARES*.
brand
cigarettes.
certainly, Ma'am, may I
please see your ID?
Hm, yes, polite.
THE FUCK no you MEAN I NEED TO
I ‘M LIVER 18
SHOW you ID? l
GODDAMNITT
sorry, but ID' s are
required for
cigarettes.
Even if you appear
OVER la. if you
appear UNDER a
certain age,
I have to card you.
Do you have your
ID on you?
NO, I FUCKING DON' T. I WASN' T
EXPECTING A LITTLE BITCH To ID
ME FOR WHEN I AM
OBVIOUSLY OLDER THAN 18.
aall
I' m sorry, out I am I DON' T T
not allowed to sell to HAVE MY GIMME MY
you without an ID. I' d FUCKI E I JUMP
be fired, Even though OVER D
you LOOK over 18, I BEAT
still need to ID BITE IVE
under. you w my I
SWEAR AND
If you some back with BEAT Us
an ID, I' d he happy to BITCH. AGER
sell them to you. AND HAVE -I TOO.
DON' T NEED
THAT
ANYMORE .
Dials 911 on phone .
next to register s
911? Hi, this is
the Diamond
Shamrock on Den:
st. Yeah, we have
someone over here
threatening me.
Told her I' d call
cops to have her
removed, she
still refuses.
Oh, really?
Great. Thanks,
bye.
FUCKING
SELL TO
WAIT FOR WHAT? NOTHING IS
COMING YOU LYING BITCH.
BWI P BWI P
I fucking
thought so.
Bitch.
doesn w do
Please remember that yelling,
and outright threatening us cashiers
we have the right to not sell to anyone.
And we will use that right quite often
because if we sell without TD,
after we asked and you didn' t have it...
we get fired. It isn' t worth it.
Fuck all of you who do this,
get called on you,
heckling,
shit, my good sirs and madams.
especially
I hope oops
too. Good day.
And it was
fucking
hilarious.
being an owl
am. may quite.
when a
customer Appears. she
looks around 25 or so.
Perfect
representation
of expression,
right there.
GIMME A PACK OF MARES*.
brand
cigarettes.
certainly, Ma'am, may I
please see your ID?
Hm, yes, polite.
THE FUCK no you MEAN I NEED TO
I ‘M LIVER 18
SHOW you ID? l
GODDAMNITT
sorry, but ID' s are
required for
cigarettes.
Even if you appear
OVER la. if you
appear UNDER a
certain age,
I have to card you.
Do you have your
ID on you?
NO, I FUCKING DON' T. I WASN' T
EXPECTING A LITTLE BITCH To ID
ME FOR WHEN I AM
OBVIOUSLY OLDER THAN 18.
aall
I' m sorry, out I am I DON' T T
not allowed to sell to HAVE MY GIMME MY
you without an ID. I' d FUCKI E I JUMP
be fired, Even though OVER D
you LOOK over 18, I BEAT
still need to ID BITE IVE
under. you w my I
SWEAR AND
If you some back with BEAT Us
an ID, I' d he happy to BITCH. AGER
sell them to you. AND HAVE -I TOO.
DON' T NEED
THAT
ANYMORE .
Dials 911 on phone .
next to register s
911? Hi, this is
the Diamond
Shamrock on Den:
st. Yeah, we have
someone over here
threatening me.
Told her I' d call
cops to have her
removed, she
still refuses.
Oh, really?
Great. Thanks,
bye.
FUCKING
SELL TO
WAIT FOR WHAT? NOTHING IS
COMING YOU LYING BITCH.
BWI P BWI P
I fucking
thought so.
Bitch.
doesn w do
Please remember that yelling,
and outright threatening us cashiers
we have the right to not sell to anyone.
And we will use that right quite often
because if we sell without TD,
after we asked and you didn' t have it...
we get fired. It isn' t worth it.
Fuck all of you who do this,
get called on you,
heckling,
shit, my good sirs and madams.
especially
I hope oops
too. Good day.
And it was
fucking
hilarious.
...
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#53
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ragingbrony (04/05/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
-3 late teen males in an isle of the store (about 17-19 year old look)
-Our nicest manager walks by and says "Hey guys, how's it going?" (just being his normal friendly self
-The 3 guys start bickering, thinking our manager was spotting them out
-Start getting loud about it, causing a disturbance.
-A different, more serious manager comes and asks them to quiet down.
-They get louder
-Manager asks them to leave
-They leave...still being loud.
-3 guys in parking lot (me, my brother, and manager watching them on camera)
-They start bickering at each other
-Break out into a fist fight.
<Our faces when they started beating the shit out of each other because one of the managers said "Hi how's it going?" to them.
-Our nicest manager walks by and says "Hey guys, how's it going?" (just being his normal friendly self
-The 3 guys start bickering, thinking our manager was spotting them out
-Start getting loud about it, causing a disturbance.
-A different, more serious manager comes and asks them to quiet down.
-They get louder
-Manager asks them to leave
-They leave...still being loud.
-3 guys in parking lot (me, my brother, and manager watching them on camera)
-They start bickering at each other
-Break out into a fist fight.
<Our faces when they started beating the shit out of each other because one of the managers said "Hi how's it going?" to them.
#2
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thepiratemonkey (04/04/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
The stupidity of random strangers continues to amuse me.
#46
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nukinzerambo (04/05/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
Had a guy in my store today
family restaurant and everything so
Guy comes in and orders a canadian Bottle of beer
I stay quiet and wait for shift to start
Goes over the counter and grabs a menu (she had on in her hand ready to give to him)
Says that the price of wings in this place "suck elephant cock" (exact words)
Girl is getting worried and I look around
Orders food and bitches about how Unfair Canada has been to him and his family (he is a white Jamaican fellow, smelt like piss, weed, booze and broken dreams and prison rape)
Eats the wings and gobbles them down his sickly smelly gullet
says they suck
I busted a vein and looked him dead in the eye
"HEY! you retarded piece of monkey fuck, Im a cook here and I can fucking garuntee you, you have the worst manners of anyone or anything EVER in my life! you treat the girl like shit
You call this place a shit hole when your piece of shit bar up the street barely makes rent, or a profit, and you wanna say that the wings suck?!
get bent you smelly old piece of trashy fuck!
-He sits down and shuts up
-I walk in the back and sigh a huge relief
- Boss overheard me
-Assistant Manager heard me
high 5's all around after he paid and i was a hero.
Don't talk shit about my work, Or about the girl who is doing her job, putting up with assholes is no easy feat, and I forgot all my training in customer service over this.
Red thumbs inbound for being too long
family restaurant and everything so
Guy comes in and orders a canadian Bottle of beer
I stay quiet and wait for shift to start
Goes over the counter and grabs a menu (she had on in her hand ready to give to him)
Says that the price of wings in this place "suck elephant cock" (exact words)
Girl is getting worried and I look around
Orders food and bitches about how Unfair Canada has been to him and his family (he is a white Jamaican fellow, smelt like piss, weed, booze and broken dreams and prison rape)
Eats the wings and gobbles them down his sickly smelly gullet
says they suck
I busted a vein and looked him dead in the eye
"HEY! you retarded piece of monkey fuck, Im a cook here and I can fucking garuntee you, you have the worst manners of anyone or anything EVER in my life! you treat the girl like shit
You call this place a shit hole when your piece of shit bar up the street barely makes rent, or a profit, and you wanna say that the wings suck?!
get bent you smelly old piece of trashy fuck!
-He sits down and shuts up
-I walk in the back and sigh a huge relief
- Boss overheard me
-Assistant Manager heard me
high 5's all around after he paid and i was a hero.
Don't talk shit about my work, Or about the girl who is doing her job, putting up with assholes is no easy feat, and I forgot all my training in customer service over this.
Red thumbs inbound for being too long
#172
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peacetrooper (04/05/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
So a massive shitload of swearing makes a comic funny...
#399
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shortbusterrorist (04/05/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Be 16, working at Greyhound
>Some 30 year old man comes in demanding his package
>Tell him that I need picture I.D of him before he gets the package ( some rule)
>Starts freaking at me calling a incompetent loser who going nowhere in life and I should kill myself because I'm such a bitch
>Threatens to kick my ass and he'll do it rate here and now
>someone in the line calls the cop on him and they arrive in 4 minutes
>He's still yelling and he throws my water bottle at me
>cops see it
>the guys says he'll beat the shit out of me when I'm off work as the cop is right behind him
>Tell him that I'm 16 and he should not be such a tough guy
>Says out loud that he'll kill me
>officer hand cuffs him and takes him away
>he got charged for assaulting a minor
<<< MFW
.
>Some 30 year old man comes in demanding his package
>Tell him that I need picture I.D of him before he gets the package ( some rule)
>Starts freaking at me calling a incompetent loser who going nowhere in life and I should kill myself because I'm such a bitch
>Threatens to kick my ass and he'll do it rate here and now
>someone in the line calls the cop on him and they arrive in 4 minutes
>He's still yelling and he throws my water bottle at me
>cops see it
>the guys says he'll beat the shit out of me when I'm off work as the cop is right behind him
>Tell him that I'm 16 and he should not be such a tough guy
>Says out loud that he'll kill me
>officer hand cuffs him and takes him away
>he got charged for assaulting a minor
<<< MFW
.
#196
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colorspill (04/05/2012) [-] Ha-ha-ha another post about two females bitching at each other.
I'm just dying of laughter.
I'm just dying of laughter.
#85
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braviary (04/05/2012) [-] I'd like to apologize on behalf of my Mother, who often goes around stores on Sundays and tuts at people for no reason, then is pissy with the cashier
< mfw I'm trailing behind her apologizing to everybody
< mfw I'm trailing behind her apologizing to everybody
#347
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franklinpierce (04/05/2012) [-] First she was like, "Fuck the Police!"
Then she was like, "Fuck! The police!"
Then she was like, "Fuck! The police!"
#175
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oxan ONLINE (04/05/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
>Work at EB
>Kids come in to buy CoD
>'Hey guys, do you have any ID on you saying you're over 15?'
>'Uh, no.'
>'Sorry guys, I can't sell it to you without ID or your parents.'
>Kids leave the store looking sad
This is how I make myself feel better when I'm sad.
>Kids come in to buy CoD
>'Hey guys, do you have any ID on you saying you're over 15?'
>'Uh, no.'
>'Sorry guys, I can't sell it to you without ID or your parents.'
>Kids leave the store looking sad
This is how I make myself feel better when I'm sad.
#495
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enterstinky (04/05/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
For those who are calling OP a bitch, I have to act in defense here, I got fired from a job for talking back to a rude customer, and it took me 6 months to find another job. It's not fucking worth it, I could have paid off a semester of school in those 6 months of working ):
Other then that, pic for the 'le'
Other then that, pic for the 'le'
