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My wife refused to feed me.
My wife wouldn't make me a sandwich, I had no other choice but to take matters into my own hands. The sandwich police showed up in no time and sentenced my wife to an eternity of kitchen duty. I told them "Officers that won't be necessary, I don't let her leave the kitchen anyway."
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