Damn cutomers.... .
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Damn cutomers...

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Submitted: 04/04/2012
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#322 - feveryoucantsweat (04/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**feveryoucantsweat rolls 44**
#46 - Fifee Boy (04/04/2012) [+] (13 replies)
you piece of shit, OP
#400 - SubjectThree (04/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Confucius say:

"Nowadays, value of U.S. dollars always seems watered down."
#358 - tommygunntyler (04/05/2012) [-]
**tommygunntyler rolls 22**
User avatar #70 - nucularwar (04/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
STEP 1: pick up both glass and tray
STEP 2: keep the tray and glass firmly together
STEP 3: turn back right side up.
STEP 4: remove tray and fish that twenty out
#71 to #70 - darthblam (04/04/2012) [-]
Common sense, bruh.
User avatar #283 - Omnicide **User deleted account** (04/05/2012) [-]
>See this
>Lift cup
>Leave watery mess
>Take money
>Fuck the police
User avatar #307 - cmcghie (04/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Have really stupid bartender
>Decide to play a prank on said stupid bartender
>Feel bad about taking advantage of person with IQ of 13, so $20 will make up for it.
>Watch from parking lot for reaction
>Bartender rips pants off
>Bartender buttplants onto glass, anus bleeding badly
>Bartender shits furiously, hitting other customers with shards of shit glass
>Bartender reaches into bloody anus to retrieve $20
>Bartender acts like nothing happened
>Looks over at me, "JOKES ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
>Live in basement for rest of life, fearful of outside world
User avatar #262 - asgardian (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>hold the plate to the cup
>turn it over
>fish the money out without spilling it
User avatar #305 - bawsorama (04/05/2012) [-]
>hold plate and glass in place
>turn it over
>lift plate away from glass
>take out dollar bill
>drink water
jokes on him, he bought you a drink for over $20
#90 - majorragerxxx (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Throw glass
>Eat money
>Marry water
>Wear plate
User avatar #422 - XxRaNxX **User deleted account** (04/05/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Grab Plate and cup.
>Flip
>grab your tip
#287 - dinkleburgxbox (04/05/2012) [-]
im pretty sure an angry customer would leave a 40 dollar tip...
#194 - monstamunchies (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Now hard mode.
#210 to #194 - rikusorax (04/05/2012) [-]
Mission complete.
#151 - sinwraith (04/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>press cup on small plate
>flip over
>???
>mfw I now have 20$ and clean bar.
#43 - waffies (04/04/2012) [-]
1.) Flip over
2.) Reach out
3.) Lift plate
4.) Take cash
5.) Avoid motion sensors
6.) Profit
#467 - rtchris (04/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#239 - unigrounds (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#366 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just let it dry, only takes like 15 minutes to.   
   
Good tipper.
Just let it dry, only takes like 15 minutes to.

Good tipper.
#298 - gelfling (04/05/2012) [-]
#408 - clunkybot (04/05/2012) [-]
God damn that clever mother fucker.
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