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Damn cutomers...
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STEP 1: pick up both glass and tray
STEP 2: keep the tray and glass firmly together
STEP 3: turn back right side up.
STEP 4: remove tray and fish that twenty out
STEP 2: keep the tray and glass firmly together
STEP 3: turn back right side up.
STEP 4: remove tray and fish that twenty out
>See this
>Lift cup
>Leave watery mess
>Take money
>Fuck the police
>Lift cup
>Leave watery mess
>Take money
>Fuck the police
>Have really stupid bartender
>Decide to play a prank on said stupid bartender
>Feel bad about taking advantage of person with IQ of 13, so $20 will make up for it.
>Watch from parking lot for reaction
>Bartender rips pants off
>Bartender buttplants onto glass, anus bleeding badly
>Bartender shits furiously, hitting other customers with shards of shit glass
>Bartender reaches into bloody anus to retrieve $20
>Bartender acts like nothing happened
>Looks over at me, "JOKES ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
>Live in basement for rest of life, fearful of outside world
>Decide to play a prank on said stupid bartender
>Feel bad about taking advantage of person with IQ of 13, so $20 will make up for it.
>Watch from parking lot for reaction
>Bartender rips pants off
>Bartender buttplants onto glass, anus bleeding badly
>Bartender shits furiously, hitting other customers with shards of shit glass
>Bartender reaches into bloody anus to retrieve $20
>Bartender acts like nothing happened
>Looks over at me, "JOKES ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
>Live in basement for rest of life, fearful of outside world
>hold the plate to the cup
>turn it over
>fish the money out without spilling it
>turn it over
>fish the money out without spilling it
>hold plate and glass in place
>turn it over
>lift plate away from glass
>take out dollar bill
>drink water
jokes on him, he bought you a drink for over $20
>turn it over
>lift plate away from glass
>take out dollar bill
>drink water
jokes on him, he bought you a drink for over $20
>Grab Plate and cup.
>Flip
>grab your tip
>Flip
>grab your tip
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ragingbrony ONLINE (04/05/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Just let it dry, only takes like 15 minutes to.
Good tipper.
Good tipper.