lol'd

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#31 - thepickme (04/03/2012) [+] (28 replies)

i'm born at 1990 and i've got a 2 months baby girl

just sayin' :D

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#39 to #31 - auryn (04/03/2012) [-]

Put it back.

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#705 to #31 - cofy (04/04/2012) [-]

**cofy rolls 88**
ill eat this many chicken nuggets

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#708 to #705 - SlayArg (04/04/2012) [-]

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#556 to #31 - burnoutlegend (04/04/2012) [-]

that's acceptable though, 21-22 years old is ok to have a kid, if you're born in like 1995 and you have a kid its just wrong :(

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#591 to #556 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [-]

Acceptable by age, but imo any girl who's generating children < 25 is probably mooching off relatives/boyfriend/governement.

Given how unaffordable the critters are without seriour support.

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#588 to #556 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [-]

2012-1995 = 17 years.. mh, not really "just wrong"..

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#701 to #556 - DrBobsPatient (04/04/2012) [-]

not really... that's not even out of college...

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#88 to #31 - leesasaurus (04/03/2012) [-]

i was born in 1991 and have a 4 month old girl :)

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#549 to #88 - masterboll (04/04/2012) [-]

"cause im a promnight dumpster baby..."

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#526 to #88 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [-]

thats cause your a slut

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#713 to #526 - leesasaurus (04/05/2012) [-]

yes i'm such a slut because i had a baby with my husband.

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#565 to #88 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [-]

My mum had me when she was 22, and now she has a government job and four other prats. As long as you're financially stable, there's no shame in having kids early.

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#702 to #88 - DrBobsPatient (04/04/2012) [-]

i was born in 1991 and i'm working on a couple of majors and a minor...

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#107 - skuser (04/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Thumb if you like to breathe.
Also if you have a computer and internet access..

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#114 to #107 - christianthejew (04/04/2012) [-]

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#132 to #114 - joshkroger (04/04/2012) [-]

COME ON GUYS LIKE IT I WANNA HEAR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

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#119 to #107 - joshkroger (04/04/2012) [-]

YES! Looks like I'm not the only one that breathes and has internet access!

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#248 - yojo (04/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)

I'm 16 and I'm 4 months pregnant :l

Oh and I'm a guy

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#253 to #248 - Jimminycracker (04/04/2012) [-]

i think it's time to consider adding more fiber to your diet.

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#259 to #253 - thatsmevictory (04/04/2012) [-]

Marry me.

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#269 to #259 - Jimminycracker (04/04/2012) [-]

Only if you meet the following requirements;
1. you must have a vagina, or at least tuck it away during intercourse.
2. you must be of age, or at least be willing to lie about your age when the authorities decide to ask me why I have a 15 year old transvestite tied up in the basement.

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#276 to #269 - thatsmevictory (04/04/2012) [-]

1. Vagina ensured.
2. I'm an excellent liar.

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#289 to #276 - Jimminycracker (04/04/2012) [-]

1. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
2.if you are indeed female I can only assume everything you say is a lie including your second statement in the previous reply which would of course imply that would actually only be a mediocre liar at best.

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#292 to #289 - thatsmevictory (04/04/2012) [-]

1. Wat.
2. Wat.

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#297 to #292 - Jimminycracker (04/04/2012) [-]

This is now a pedobear thread

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#45 - ghostytrickster ONLINE (04/03/2012) [+] (14 replies)

A baby?

Bitch, please. Born in '92 and I'm still a fucking virgin.

foreveralone.jpg

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#47 to #45 - orendil (04/03/2012) [-]

Only 1994, but same here. Going to be 18 in 5 days, and still a virgin 0.o By choice. (Girl's choice...)

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#49 to #45 - invshika (04/03/2012) [-]

'90 and still a virgin...

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#52 to #45 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2012) [-]

Virgin? Bitch please born in '93 and I have never had a girlfriend.

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#46 to #45 - scissorhead ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]

'92 FTW!

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#50 to #46 - ghostytrickster ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]

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#63 to #50 - ladywolf (04/03/2012) [-]

best gif ever!

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#418 to #45 - themoo (04/04/2012) [-]

Born in 1991, been dating this girl for over two years now and still a virgin. Be proud of yourself man; sex makes a better wedding gift than a party favor.

(Plus it means she can't use sex to make you do things you don't want to do)

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#581 to #418 - ghostytrickster ONLINE (04/04/2012) [-]

**ghostytrickster rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Aww ** MFW you all think I'm a man.

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#295 to #45 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Homework Comp **mfw also born in 92'

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#258 to #45 - anotherjoenobody (04/04/2012) [-]

same same!

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#51 to #45 - istuffing (04/03/2012) [-]

94 lost it 3 weeks ago Superb!

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#59 to #45 - seancwatts (04/03/2012) [-]

91 and lost it at 15 to a Senior in high school, as a freshman. Behold! I am god amongst you people!

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#156 to #59 - varayne (04/04/2012) [-]

no, no you are not. *facepalm*

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#178 to #59 - downstrait (04/04/2012) [-]

^Implying those people actually care for sex. Which they, obviously don't.

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#307 - soup (04/04/2012) [-]

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#256 - solidone (04/04/2012) [-]

I'm a 90's kid, and my babies are all dead. My name is Bessie Cooper. I was born in 1896, and this is fucking offensive.

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#177 - downstrait (04/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)

Seriously FJ, SERIOUSLY.

I thought you were just a bit better than this. But nooo, apparently you faggots fall for thumbwhores just like this, WHEN THIS SHIT ISN'T FUNNEH. Seriously though, this is a classic example of thumbwhoring, from an obvious newfag. "Like if...", No, fuck you! Shut your mouth and get into your head that I decide whether or not i'll thumb up your crappy post, OP. And for fuck sake it's off facebook what the hell do you expect except from attention seeking minor hypocrites ranting for likes and comments? Yes, i mad at you fucktard falling for the oldest trick in the book, again.

TL;DR - Fuck you, OP you thumbwhore. No greenie for you.

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#187 to #177 - malistaticy (04/04/2012) [-]

HE SAID HE HAD FUCKING FOUND IT ON FACEBOOK. HE IS JUST SHOWING SOME PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF "LIKE THIS IF YOU'RE A 90'S KID" POSTS.

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#189 to #187 - downstrait (04/04/2012) [-]

If that was the actual case, he would not be posting it as the cancer content that is ruining this very site.

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#196 to #187 - wisdomtooth (04/04/2012) [-]

Do, please, tell me more.

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#193 to #187 - turtleflare (04/04/2012) [-]

Find it hard to believe that he tried to make make a joke about Facebook posting faggots. I would of understood if had put it in the title but the fucking description?

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#229 - thechosenwon (04/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)

I think it's safe to say FunnyJunk is crashing and burning when you have people taking things from Facebook. Shame on you and your internet-cancer OP.

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#231 to #229 - toji **User deleted account** (04/04/2012) [-]

thank you ^_^

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#11 - rosietheamazon (04/03/2012) [-]

born 1991
married
going to college
1 daughter
she pooped in the bath tub yesterday
i laughed.
she laughed.
we are happy.

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#658 - Awesomecarrot (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)

How
The
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Did this reach front page?
also you're*

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#660 to #658 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [-]

I agree

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#582 - comatosebeast (04/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)

3,000 of the likes are from virgins.

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#589 to #582 - strychnine ONLINE (04/04/2012) [-]

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#613 to #582 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [-]

Guys, you don't need to lose your virginity to be "cool". At least you'll be 99% surer you haven't got aids (Unless you're born with it, sorry).

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#607 to #582 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [-]

Lol, why's it so bad to be a virgin? xD

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#600 to #582 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [-]

I'm 17, I'm female, I'm a virgin - so what? O.o

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#622 to #600 - memberforcontent (04/04/2012) [-]

Most women make it difficult for men. To put it this way, if a girl asked a guy for sex, most men would say yes. If a man asked a women for sex, most women would say no. For males, losing virginity is something an achievement. Depending on age of course, but you get the point.

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#570 - mcquiston ONLINE (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)

90's? Ha, i'm an 80's baby with no baby. U mad teen mothers?

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#689 to #570 - triggerhappywolf (04/04/2012) [-]

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#645 - westwofourseven (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)

>like if...
>your
>found on facebook

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#649 to #645 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2012) [-]

that was beautiful.

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#531 - thechosentroll (04/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)

1. This is neither youtube, nor facebook - never say "Like this if...".
2. Reffer to the pic.
3. Choke on a dick.

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#533 to #531 - thechosentroll (04/04/2012) [-]

SERIOUSLY, OP?!?

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#538 to #531 - mexikaner (04/04/2012) [-]

i think this one works well too

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#407 - glassjoethechamp **User deleted account** (04/04/2012) [-]

So.....like if you're between the ages of 22 and 12 and aren't white trash?

What an elite minority!

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#392 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)

this has got to be the dumbest fucking post ive seen on front page. op, seriously, get the fuck off of fj. just do us all a favor and delete your account and stop posting. i cant believe this pile of shit made it this god damn far

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#397 to #392 - toji **User deleted account** (04/04/2012) [-]

wow anon i think i might actually be hurt... jk, i lied

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#494 - seekay (04/04/2012) [-]

Born in '91.

Still a virgin.

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#181 - downstrait (04/04/2012) [-]

Wait... my a 90's baby with no baby.

what?

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#61 - rawrbowwow (04/03/2012) [+] (10 replies)

1) This is not Facebook
2) This is not funny in any way.

mfw stupid shit gets on the front page.

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#65 to #61 - thanksgivingturkey (04/03/2012) [-]

And he used the wrong "your".
Should be "you're".

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#66 to #65 - rawrbowwow (04/03/2012) [-]

I thought you said I used the wrong "your."
I reread my post like 3 times trying to figure out where I when wrong.
* facepalm *

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#68 to #66 - thanksgivingturkey (04/03/2012) [-]

Lol, no no no. You're good.

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#70 to #68 - rawrbowwow (04/03/2012) [-]

Your*

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#71 to #70 - rawrbowwow (04/03/2012) [-]

woah, what the hell happened to my picture?

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#74 to #71 - thanksgivingturkey (04/03/2012) [-]

It turned black, because of the bad grammar.

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#75 to #74 - rawrbowwow (04/03/2012) [-]

What about your comma?

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#78 to #75 - thanksgivingturkey (04/03/2012) [-]

Shit, time to kill myself.

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#80 to #78 - rawrbowwow (04/03/2012) [-]

Don't do it!

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#251 - gkmc (04/04/2012) [-]

*YOU'RE

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