Why I'll never play sexy dice

If you want serious butthurt, just remind bronies that none of their stories are canon.

Eh, I'm okay with that.
... a lot of them are terrible anyway.

I've known some die-hard ponyfags who get their jimmies rustled to shit if you remind them of it.

Coming from a brony, I love to screw with them.

I hate those people.
I hate them more than people who hate ponies.
I hate them more than I hate people who hate me for liking ponies.

I feels ya bro, I hate ponyfags on the internet more than anyone or anything else in my life atm, kinda sad actually.

Also it annoys me that they don't know that they're ponyfags, they think they're superior just because of MLP and their biased morals.

btw I'm no brony but they aren't as bad as the ponyfags.

Damn it, you beat me to it.

How long have you been waiting to use this?

There are no "right moments" in comedy.

True.

i think a better queshtion is why do you have that?

i have horible spelling deal with it

good GOD BONER!

......Is that Orihime?

no

You MUST

If i could make a centipede, the middle guy would be upside-down, just to make things fun.

did you really have this just sitting in your reaction folder?

ewww

I wanna know just how long you've had that just sitting in your folder.

those eyes look tasty...

how long have you been waiting to use that image?

I just made it.

The last one

reminded me of this lovely gif.

someone will roll this one day...

**plusbeck rolled a random image posted in comment #3294244 at FJ Pony Thread **

**taizzzzzed rolled a random image posted in comment #813 at Name my band **

**subduck rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at Porn shop ** close enough...?

How long have you had this? xD

Far too long.

I made this for my mother in law when she got pink eye and blamed it on a coat hanger hitting her in the eye!

**kitsunemochalite rolls 77** Gee, I sure hope it isn't too sexy

**ainise rolls 47**
Just the way I like it.

**imbackfromthedead rolls 13**

I will do that one day.

**supergiggles rolls 66**

**jesperbroreborn rolls 96**

Bahaha!

**hardcorefuzz rolls 86**

I'm ready

**nabagala rolls 33**

how will i do it?

**andrewzb rolls 53**

**eiaisqzbsesb rolls 46**

Suck ass!?

**thatshortchick rolls 11**

**robercod rolls 86** pls

**leif rolls 69** cause this is how i roll!

**Anjack rolls 66**

WIN!

**ballsacksareus rolls 88**

I would do dubz now.

**plusbeck rolls 02**

**peskypete rolls 33**

i'm gunna caress those eyes until you're blind! <3
Also... dubs!

**vizz rolls 07**

HOLY SHIT GUYS! I SAW EVERYONE ROLLING SHIT AND TAKING UP THE ENTIRE COMMENT SECTION AND THEN I FOUND THIS FUCKING COOKIE!!!! AND I WAS ALL LIKE "HOLY FUCK!" THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING COOKIE! WTF IS A COOKIE DOING IN THIS THREAD?!?!?!?!?! I'M FUCKING FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!! I MEAN, COME ON! LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!!!! ITS A MOTHERFUCKING BADASS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE.

<- Pic related. It is cookie.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!! ITS GOT GOD DAMN CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!!

Whut... <n>

**TheBigGummyBear rolls 13**

**guiguito rolls 53** wat?

LETS DO IT!

**grazy rolls 41** all I need is someone to do this with

**gocacola rolls 46**

**nameles rolls 53**

massage.... eyes?

**rawrasaurus rolls 59** For the fun of it.

Wow... that is... plain... :|

**cruzerisabaws rolls 79** i do this all the time

**cruzerisabaws rolls 01** while doing this

**justanotherbrony rolls 32**

Caress Arms

**justanotherbrony rolls 77** rerolling

Touch Breasts

**taabu rolls 16** Aww yea

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**Mike Dark Crystal rolls 45** spank ass :B

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**randomnickname rolls 79**

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**miccina rolls 72**
Whisper into legs
Come onnn

**jtwagner rolls 70**

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**notalfewtag rolls 08**

Acceptable.
I'll use my beard.

**urapooper rolls 21**

nty I just had dinner

**dropless rolls 36**

Caress Ass eh?

**rodvich rolls 97**

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"i love you thighs, you sexy sexy thighs you."

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...how?!

**zombiefacepuncher rolls 95**

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Your ears...

**RandomAnonGuy rolls 29**

**ryderjamesbudde rolls 72** What are you SUPPOSED to do with the eyes?

Can I touch your...



...arms?

HAHAHA. Touch arms.

according to my roll...whisper into them...

**plusbeck rolls 3,887**

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**TehPwnzorz rolls 18** inb4 tickle

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