I will never understand birds

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #154 at warning ** last time i saw this .gif everyone said the same. and hate to be the buzzkill, but i think the cat stayed airborne for that long was because the bird was trying to fly away and the bird held the cat in the air momentarily. i may be wrong though. inb4 red thumbs

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#46 to #4 - germanji (04/03/2012) [-]

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#53 to #46 - davve (04/03/2012) [-]

That cock sure is beating that pussy.

inb4 that's a chicken

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#54 to #53 - germanji (04/03/2012) [-]

*pussy beating cock

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#72 to #53 - corkscrew (04/03/2012) [-]

sorry to be the buzzkill but I don't think that's a rooster... I think it's a hen

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#199 to #72 - downstrait (04/04/2012) [-]

Do you have problems reading smaller text? No?
Then don't you understand the meaning of inb4? no? Then, nice job ignoring everything.

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#326 to #199 - corkscrew (04/04/2012) [-]

no, I understand what inb4 means and I realize it was a joke
but a hen is not a cock and thus it cannot be said that a pussy is beating a cock

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#22 to #4 - idisagree (04/03/2012) [-]

Bird:*kick and Runs* Yeah , what you gonna do nigga?!
Cat:*sigh* What a jackass.
Bird:*Kick* You damn pussy.
Bird:*jump and goes fly away*
Cat:Fuck it! *super jump*
Bird: Ahhh! You know i was playing around bro. :/
Cat: Stfu.
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#180 to #4 - fegeltroll (04/03/2012) [-]

Someone should add "Anon" above the bird and "FJ" above the cat . . . I would, but I don't know how and I don't have time to try to learn how.

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#117 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2012) [-]

someone could edit it so the cat goes flying

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#143 to #117 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2012) [-]

This image was flagged 03/30/2013

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#3 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I agree

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#250 to #3 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [-]

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#25 - Shinai (04/03/2012) [+] (10 replies)

Cars don't put birds in cages.

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#29 to #25 - CaveboyZero (04/03/2012) [-]

tell that to the bird that i hit with my car

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#26 to #25 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2012) [-]

Pikabird?

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#27 to #26 - lorddrake (04/03/2012) [-]

It's from Bleach if my memory is correct

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#40 to #27 - kakariko (04/03/2012) [-]

That episode gave me a feel.

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#155 to #40 - xXthabeastXx (04/03/2012) [-]

A lot of Bleach episodes give me feels.

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#34 to #27 - hourhero **User deleted account** (04/03/2012) [-]

you are correct indeed

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#62 to #27 - melolsoohard (04/03/2012) [-]

**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #416 at It has begun. ** dont even fucking say bleach right now, its cancelled and im pissed

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#99 to #62 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2012) [-]

It's not cancelled! That was just a misunderstanding, the band tht makes theme songs was told they didn't have to anymore so they assumed the show was cancelled. The director of it has been quoted as saying even after the manga ends the anime will continue.

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#39 to #26 - xcookx (04/03/2012) [-]

Cockatiel?

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#1 - xsynysterx (04/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Not all birds are like that......

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#5 to #1 - crustypizza (04/03/2012) [-]

Here's a higher quality and longer version if you like

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#2 to #1 - AMTZ (04/03/2012) [-]

LOL

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#51 to #35 - monztor (04/03/2012) [-]

lolwut

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#37 - bonusjackpot (04/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Haters gunna hate.

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#44 - kenwordo (04/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#47 to #44 - UKDan (04/03/2012) [-]

scumbag seagull

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#93 - flyleafistheshit (04/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I made this for you FJ.

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#182 - FourchansChosenone (04/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Yeah i had an unpleasant experience with a bird once

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#188 to #182 - Marker (04/03/2012) [-]

I'm not quite sure, but I think that picture might be indirectly calling black people pigs. Racist Dog would be proud.

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#202 to #188 - laserrainbowpenis (04/04/2012) [-]

you deserve a green thumb for making me blow out a lung by laughing

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#255 - ihatelifelul **User deleted account** (04/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)

**ihatelifelul rolled a random image posted in comment #213 at Find your bronies ** If I roll another damn pony im deleting my account.

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#257 to #255 - theomcdwiggy (04/04/2012) [-]

That is the greatest fucking roll I've ever seen! Hahaha xD

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#261 to #257 - missilealert (04/04/2012) [-]

If that's the best roll you've ever seen, that would mean this picture is the rarest in the history of the internet.

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#328 to #255 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [-]

The internet seems to hate you. XD

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#231 to #222 - beastgasm (04/04/2012) [-]

Nicely done...

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#112 to #104 - cotyw (04/03/2012) [-]

-4

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#36 - mattdoggy ONLINE (04/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)

maybe where your from
the bird in my neighborhood are thugs

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#41 to #36 - greenthegunstar (04/03/2012) [-]

Well, damn...

That's some straight-UP thuggin' right there.

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#68 to #36 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2012) [-]

*you're
*birds

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#52 to #36 - ViXi ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]

That cat is such a pussy.

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#13 - igotbanned (04/03/2012) [-]

Its because a car isn't ugly.

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#207 - pinebugz (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)

agreed

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#218 to #207 - preludeachris (04/04/2012) [-]

i was about to say SOMEONE POST THIS lol

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#80 - aerius ONLINE (04/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)

birds see the world much slower than we do, so they don't react to a vehicle unless it's completely necessary. Humans, however, have the appearance of predators (forward facing eyes, etc.) so they move away immediately.

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#100 to #80 - totallycerealguy (04/03/2012) [-]

I always thought the headlights of cars kind of looked like forward-facing eyes..

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#101 to #100 - aerius ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]

to us, because we recognise faces in everything, it's programmed into our minds. Birds wouldn't see that resemblance.

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#234 - subparforsakenn **User deleted account** (04/04/2012) [+] (9 replies)

**subparforsakenn rolls 56**

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#240 to #238 - mcpickaxe **User deleted account** (04/04/2012) [-]

**mcpickaxe rolled a random image posted in comment #206 at Ownage ** MFW I sat here for 5 minutes going... UH UH you can too see eye laws dug aim.

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#236 to #234 - creamymcgee (04/04/2012) [-]

... fuck you.

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#254 to #234 - doccom (04/04/2012) [-]

sir,..why, why would you do such a thing? i had been winning for a week

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#241 to #234 - karspankey (04/04/2012) [-]

God damn you... took me a while to figure that out. You sly dog you.

I am going to kill you

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#252 to #234 - nightshock **User deleted account** (04/04/2012) [-]

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I will never understand birds

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