Girls on april fools day

and all their icons to this

Ahahaha, that's brilliant. They've raised you well.

my dad fixed it quickly, but my mom's computer is still like that XD

I'm not sure if there's anything to get, it's just a funny, and kind of perverse picture.

now is the time to make your move, my friend. i know being an alpha male can be difficult to transition to from being a beta. but trust me, make this that tiny step forward and tell her "so, what are you doing on friday? if we started dating we could save time changing our facebook statuses!" and play it off as a joke. best case scenario; you succeed knowing your dream. worst case; you play it off as an extended joke. which is why it's key that you make it sound like you're being funny.

i may never meet you in real life, and chances are that all i will ever be is some lines of text on your computer screen. but let this be the defining moment in your life. being an alpha doesn't mean you have to be a douche. so stand, brother, and let courage wolf be your mentor

Bitch please, I'm a mother fucking Omega. T_T

so you're already aware of feeling like you're weak and get pushed around. it's time to become the master of your own destiny. i know what holds you back. fear of rejection. fear of failure. fear of loss. fear of uncertainty that things might distort 180 degrees from your norm.

none of that can kill you. it may hurt like a son of a bitch if any of those happen. but shy of her pulling a gun to your head, you will still have a pulse the next day. do not waste your breath fearing things that can not kill you. then laugh in the face of the things that can.

Maybe she's trying to tell you something OP...

Agree with tropius. I think theres a reason as to why she wants to keep it going for a "few" more days. You should probably either take that as a hint or make a move man. Best of luck!

I just hate how FJ complains about the friendzone, but then they friendzone someone who clearly likes them, and they're compatible with.
P.S. Your profile picture needs more blackjack and hookers

Go for it! Don't lose this chance. Girls don't usually do those kind of jokes out of the blue, you gotta grab the chance and make the move!

Pic kinda related

I can totally relate to that mate, but keep your chin up and remember how amazing you are :)

My awesome what?

Yeah I know :P I didn't make it, it was just the best motivational picture I had.

Make a move. Now is your time.

No more playing around, tell her that you want to keep that relationship status forever (or till you change it for marriage)

By the looks of it, she will agree to it. You can be forever not alone.

<----------- How you will feel if you if take the chance

<------------------- How she will feel if you say nothing.

I know that feel to well......

done well, sir

I see what you did there. Thanks for making me laugh. :D

Alpha as fuck.

that's what i said.

That's nothing

I'm the fucking Octomom


(seriously what the fuck happened to Octomom...)

People got smart and stopped giving a damn.

Octomom actually just recently posed nude for a British magazine for only $8,000.

i saw on tv today she's going to be on Good Morning America, i think tomorrow. I thought it was funny they just referred to her as octamom, not her name.

this is the internet which means all girls are equal...you should know that better than anyone

SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE BOOBS

Wat

so much win