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zombie apocalypse
How many of you want
a zombie apocalypse and
dont give a shit about the
billions of deaths
a zombie apocalypse and
dont give a shit about the
billions of deaths
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#62
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demonbunny (04/02/2012) [-] 
Why People want a Zombie Apocalypse:
1) It breaks them out of their everyday routine
2) They think it'll be exciting
3) They think they'll survive
4) They think they'll save the day
5) They think the only remaining Women on the planet will instinctively want to have sex with them.
What they think will happen in a Zombie Apocalypse:
1) They'll shoot horde after horde of the undead
2) They'll be able to shoot all the people-turned-zombies who were asses to them in life
3) They'll get Laid
What will really happen in a Zombie Apocalypse:
1) They die; along with the rest of the population.
1) It breaks them out of their everyday routine
2) They think it'll be exciting
3) They think they'll survive
4) They think they'll save the day
5) They think the only remaining Women on the planet will instinctively want to have sex with them.
What they think will happen in a Zombie Apocalypse:
1) They'll shoot horde after horde of the undead
2) They'll be able to shoot all the people-turned-zombies who were asses to them in life
3) They'll get Laid
What will really happen in a Zombie Apocalypse:
1) They die; along with the rest of the population.
#2
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boothead (04/01/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
I would enjoy the billions of deaths, Only stupid people would panic and fall victim to the Zombies anyway, so it would be a good thing...
#76
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nightauditor (04/02/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Did you ever thought that you (yes YOU) would turn into a zombie immediately?
All your fancy plans would go to waste...
All your fancy plans would go to waste...
#83
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jakols (04/02/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
False. Billions of deaths would not ever occur. A zombie apocalypse would never occur in the real world.
the key factor to why every imaginary zombie apocalypse's on movies and in games have worked i because at some point, a political leader hesitated.
IRL that would never have happened, The armies of the world are not afraid to sacrifice a few lives(read thousands) to save the rest of humanity. it would, IRL have been a slaughter of all living and dead within the infected areas, a massacre, shot process, no survivors.
sadly this is the truth.
the key factor to why every imaginary zombie apocalypse's on movies and in games have worked i because at some point, a political leader hesitated.
IRL that would never have happened, The armies of the world are not afraid to sacrifice a few lives(read thousands) to save the rest of humanity. it would, IRL have been a slaughter of all living and dead within the infected areas, a massacre, shot process, no survivors.
sadly this is the truth.
#15
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theslackerking (04/02/2012) [-] if you ask me the world could use about 3 billion less people.
#98
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zsakul (04/02/2012) [-]
Hey.... I'd take the billions of death without the zombies. They are just a bonus.
#28
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napoleondynamlte **User deleted account** (04/02/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
yeah because it would be awesome to have your families die and best friends die and so many people around you that you care about die and living in constant fear of dieing or being eaten alive which would be a horrible death roaming around the world knowing there is little hope to be found and limited resources and having slim chances of making to the next day and seeing thousands of mindless monsters trying to eat you with so little bullets. I for one will never wish for something as stupid as that
#77
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SwiftNinja (04/02/2012) [-] Most of you don't know it but... Most of you would be dead very soon.
#66
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ShaunG (04/02/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
I find it very hard to believe that a zombie apocalypse would occur, even if such disease/demonic praise COULD bring about the undead.
Unlike the movies, people just are't stupid enough to get bit by a zombie.
Unlike the movies, people just are't stupid enough to get bit by a zombie.
#136
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SpcRamon (04/02/2012) [-] I think it will solve all our problems. Bieber, the country, people bitching about other countries, Mass Effect 3 ending, and people like the hills or jersey shore.
#109
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nabagala (04/02/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
>dismember 1 zombie
>bathe zombie blood
>make sounds like a zombie
> move like a zombie
>walk together with the zombies
Profit??
>bathe zombie blood
>make sounds like a zombie
> move like a zombie
>walk together with the zombies
Profit??
#95
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shibo (04/02/2012) [-] Borderline Sociopath....so no I don't.
Besides I live in the South Island of New Zealand, we only have about 1 million people...and a lot of mountains. I'm pretty much set
Besides I live in the South Island of New Zealand, we only have about 1 million people...and a lot of mountains. I'm pretty much set
#11
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lasomacintosh ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-] Some people need to die.
Too bad the zombies crave brains.
Too bad the zombies crave brains.
#3
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veroneej (04/01/2012) [-] **veroneej rolled a random image posted in comment #1708 at Take FJ back ** no, i have planned out the zombie apocalypse and all that but life would be harsh and sad during a zombie apocalypse i would rather there be a zombie island were we take the dead and infect them and keep the infection going but contain it to a island we could visit bu we could cut off the jaws,arms and pull out the remaining teeth making them no longer harmful(just an idea)
#117
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Jameshaich (04/02/2012) [-] Mfw I live a few minutes from the wallaces monument in Stirling.
Best. Place. Ever. to hold out.
Best. Place. Ever. to hold out.
