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![Ghost shit. Credit to Reddit, but /b/'s hilarious, and I thought I could share the laughs. Chandelier fou* ye broken into your neighbors house. nobody is home, and you' been gluten one important . T..] Anonymous ED: ) / 12( Mon) 12:. 52:. 07 Shit in the funniest it Shit cln baby possible place. tin the dog, a little shitty Jack Russell thing A solid shit goes only solar. This sort of act requires the handiwork of an](http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/90/cb/90cb93_3525181.jpg "Ghost shit")
Credit to Reddit, but /b/'s hilarious, and I thought I could share the laughs
Chandelier
fou* ye broken into your
neighbors house. nobody
is home, and you' been
gluten one important . T..] Anonymous ED: ) / 12( Mon) 12:. 52:. 07
Shit in the funniest it Shit cln baby
possible place.
tin the dog, a little shitty Jack Russell thing
A solid shit goes only solar. This sort of act requires the handiwork of an artist, not a
prankster.
g First on my diet would be completely liquid for the month beforehand - thugs that would hurt
cl. lard' " i me physically, perhaps make me sick. puree. My aim maid to contract C-
diff, or some sort of intestinal bacteria. I am here to change lives, and this I must change my
Own,
I have a strong rectum, so I will hold my diarrhea in as I go throughout the silent house, gently swabbing my ass with
the paintbrush and leaning a yew, wry light swab of feces in most inconspicuous of spots Beneath dresser
drawers- The inside rim of lamps. Inside the battery slot for atgm/ asion/ game remotes. The underside of CD dime.
A little bit on may corner of eatery window sill, I will leave my stink in the places we most often overlook. Behind the
handle of the fridge. The hinges of may bedroom door. The plastic back parts of eatery tooth brush head. Under
eatery lid of every jar, And only until my withered, diseased little asshole has squeezed its last fecal drops through its
chatted and puckered darkness will I leave
The house will be covered in a nearly unseen and well smelled specter of myself. I will leave my poop not as a
monster, but a ghost,
fou* ye broken into your
neighbors house. nobody
is home, and you' been
gluten one important . T..] Anonymous ED: ) / 12( Mon) 12:. 52:. 07
Shit in the funniest it Shit cln baby
possible place.
tin the dog, a little shitty Jack Russell thing
A solid shit goes only solar. This sort of act requires the handiwork of an artist, not a
prankster.
g First on my diet would be completely liquid for the month beforehand - thugs that would hurt
cl. lard' " i me physically, perhaps make me sick. puree. My aim maid to contract C-
diff, or some sort of intestinal bacteria. I am here to change lives, and this I must change my
Own,
I have a strong rectum, so I will hold my diarrhea in as I go throughout the silent house, gently swabbing my ass with
the paintbrush and leaning a yew, wry light swab of feces in most inconspicuous of spots Beneath dresser
drawers- The inside rim of lamps. Inside the battery slot for atgm/ asion/ game remotes. The underside of CD dime.
A little bit on may corner of eatery window sill, I will leave my stink in the places we most often overlook. Behind the
handle of the fridge. The hinges of may bedroom door. The plastic back parts of eatery tooth brush head. Under
eatery lid of every jar, And only until my withered, diseased little asshole has squeezed its last fecal drops through its
chatted and puckered darkness will I leave
The house will be covered in a nearly unseen and well smelled specter of myself. I will leave my poop not as a
monster, but a ghost,
...
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coloredfolks (03/31/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
you have no idea how long i have been waiting to use this
#55
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ocelot (04/01/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
on top of the fan blades so when they go "oh goodness it smells like doodie" they turn on the fan and a turd flies across the room and breaks someones nose
#71
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Eventually ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-] Step 1: Take tub of butter
Step 2: Take top off tub of butter
Step 3: Remove all butter in one piece
Step 4: Shit in tub of butter
Step 5: Place butter back into tub
Step 6: Cut off excess butter that no longer fits into tub
Step 7: Put top on tub of butter
Step 8: Place butter back in refrigerator
Step 9: Laugh as they continue to use the butter, because they don't notice the shit till they reach the bottom and there's brown shit on their bagels
Step 2: Take top off tub of butter
Step 3: Remove all butter in one piece
Step 4: Shit in tub of butter
Step 5: Place butter back into tub
Step 6: Cut off excess butter that no longer fits into tub
Step 7: Put top on tub of butter
Step 8: Place butter back in refrigerator
Step 9: Laugh as they continue to use the butter, because they don't notice the shit till they reach the bottom and there's brown shit on their bagels
#154
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jadx (04/01/2012) [-] If you post something screencapped from 4chan then give 4chan credit. You didn't make this, reddit didn't make this, 4chan did.
#78
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mattdoggy (04/01/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>save up brick turds for several weeks
>eat something to liquefy feces
>break in
>go to fan
>make a small wall around edges of top of the fan blades
>fill the mini pools with liquid fecal matter
>nail windows shut
>nail all but front door shut
>smear feces on all doorknobs inside and window handles
>Leave large amounts of feces in their air ducts
>unplug fridge and destroy their waterlines
>cut all phone lines
>undo the locks from the front door on the inside of the house
>turn the Heat up in the house
>break off the AC controls
>replace windows with shatterproof glass
>watch as they come home, closing the door behind them. They go to turn the heat off to notice theirs no way to fix it. They go to leave but noticed all the doors and windows are stuck. They try and call for help just to notice the phones are all dead. Assuming they have no cell phone they remain trapped in the house, and they go to turn the fan on. Waves of feces fly all across the room with brick sized turds flying and smashing into everything. They try to wash it off in the shower to realize it doesn't work, all the sinks are the same. They get fed up with it all and throw something at the window to bust their way out just to see it bounce off. Trapped for some time and trying to get cool they go to the fridge for coolness and sustenance to find nothing but rotten heat. Hopefully that would teach them a lesson
>eat something to liquefy feces
>break in
>go to fan
>make a small wall around edges of top of the fan blades
>fill the mini pools with liquid fecal matter
>nail windows shut
>nail all but front door shut
>smear feces on all doorknobs inside and window handles
>Leave large amounts of feces in their air ducts
>unplug fridge and destroy their waterlines
>cut all phone lines
>undo the locks from the front door on the inside of the house
>turn the Heat up in the house
>break off the AC controls
>replace windows with shatterproof glass
>watch as they come home, closing the door behind them. They go to turn the heat off to notice theirs no way to fix it. They go to leave but noticed all the doors and windows are stuck. They try and call for help just to notice the phones are all dead. Assuming they have no cell phone they remain trapped in the house, and they go to turn the fan on. Waves of feces fly all across the room with brick sized turds flying and smashing into everything. They try to wash it off in the shower to realize it doesn't work, all the sinks are the same. They get fed up with it all and throw something at the window to bust their way out just to see it bounce off. Trapped for some time and trying to get cool they go to the fridge for coolness and sustenance to find nothing but rotten heat. Hopefully that would teach them a lesson
