Hah!

soo....many....tabs

**dubsbrony rolled user aiiray **prolly says the game

You should never go bungee jumping just in case.

why? because you entered this world through broken rubber, and you wouldn't want to leave the same way.

How can they miss putting a coat on a hanger (I didn't know what picture to include FORGIVE ME!!!)

because you aren't here. don't lie to yourself.

Then iIve never existed, then that means this comment never existed. Thus you are a loony responding to a nonexistent comment.

IF your parents used one.

My mom had me at 16. Never even wanted me. The only reason she had me, is because she hated my grandma for being too protective, so she got pregnant just to move in with her boyfriend, aka my dad, who I never even really knew. She always threatens to become an alcoholic because i "piss her off." feelsbadman

Stab the fucker.

Stab her and take her mints.

Oh God, fucking lol'd

That's what I'm here for.

Most of my friends who were accidents get treated better and are spoiled. Fucking opposite for me.

Are you black, by any chance?

No haha, Mexican

i was conceived when my parents, who were room mates, got drunk and had unprotected sex. they got married when i was 2.

I was conceived after my mom turned 21 and got hammered at her cousin's wedding party.

Pork? Bro, I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. :3 Please explain to me the situation.

Being a girl, I cannot be a faggot. I could only be lesbian, if you're calling me gay, bi or straight. Seeing as I like guys, that would put me as being straight. Although... I guess boobs are pretty awesome too! :D

Do you like bacon? If so, how could you hate pigs?

Do you like......TEPIG?

Yes. Pigs in general are awesome. I have one as a pet on my grandfather's farm. :3 His name...prepare yourself....is.......Carl. :D

Oh, well I guess that makes sense. Anywho. Why were you telling me I'm a bronie?

Haha, I didn't thumb you down bro. I rarely ever thumb someone down. I normally just ignore whatever it is. :3

then you are friend. adults dont thumb down. i cant remember when i last thumbed down... srousily..

rgerdas.
dloan

Meh... I don't see the reason why people get butthurt over things they can just ignore. It's pointless. "Oh, you thumbed me down? What now you gonna throw a grain of rice at me and expect me to get mad?" But it's whatever.

mos defly. thats why i laugh so often here. despite the reposts and fununny ihst.




dargerds,
lodna

why wouldn't you be? i was a mistake, and i'm proud as hell, because there's a 1 in 2.5 billion chance of a condom breaking during fornication. and i was that one

I am. Id rather be alive than not so.

How do you know they used one...? Did they tell you? O__o "Son. Guess what? When you were conceived, it was because the condom broke. That is all. Good day"

Yea, that's pretty much how the conversation went. I was a "happy accident" as they put it.

Hahaha oh god that's awkward. Also, you have earned one shiny green thumb for that beautiful reaction gif. That is a great movie. Just finished watching it again a few hours ago

Glad i'm not the only Condom-Puncher in FunnyJunk.

lol condom puncher