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TO BE A BOUNCER e
1. ACT LIKE A DICK
BY A DUDE
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Submitted: 03/31/2012
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#28 - jokersaysamuseme (04/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Fixed*
User avatar #155 - boomdady (04/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I have a dick... and my dick can stand.
Should my dick be a bouncer? I can get him a little suit and everything.
#41 - trankis (04/01/2012) [-]
bouncer you say?
#182 - rocksteady (04/01/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#12 - walkingdisaster (03/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
...Is that the ******* Temple of Time?
#79 - giustobuffo (04/01/2012) [+] (14 replies)
#46 - thesamoan (04/01/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I went to see my brother at college. We go to this club. There was this bouncer giving my brothers girlfriend a hard time, and my brother told him to stop. along with another bouncer. The guy didn't, and my brother knocks him out. We start to get kicked out by other bouncers. Then the manager came over and we told him what happened. The other bouncer vogued for us. The manager offered him a job.


here's a picture just because
#181 - Drumachine (04/01/2012) [-]
i guess he'd be perfect for this job
User avatar #27 - bleachedpheather (04/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
anyone else wondering why a church need bouncers?

#172 - Jameshaich (04/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Without bouncers, little 12 year old faggots would get into clubs and then brag on facebook the next day about how they drank a Bacardi Breezer and how drunk they got from it.
#183 - vahid (04/01/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk meets half of the requirements.
#132 - facelesslemon (04/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
and eat a bowl of nails for breakfast.............. without any milk
#75 - gwlk (04/01/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Bouncer: "You want in to church? Just you?"
Nerdy guy: "No, me and these three guys."
Bouncer: "Get lost."
Hot guy: "It's just me...and these seven hot girls."
Bouncer: "Go ahead in. God bless."


What I'm saying is...they're outside a church.
#35 - godisdog (04/01/2012) [-]
Act like a dick they said. You could be a bouncer they said.
#111 - yourfaced (04/01/2012) [+] (31 replies)
Dubs gets you in,
User avatar #127 to #111 - godspeak (04/01/2012) [-]
**godspeak rolls 66**
User avatar #106 - nareach (04/01/2012) [-]
pfft, those guys wouldnt last 2 seconds on the internet!
User avatar #65 - righteousmuffin (04/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Dad used to be a bouncer
>Dad's friend is a bodyguard for a celebrity
>Both really nice people
>wat
User avatar #63 - yyzabc (04/01/2012) [-]
You're probably just some butt-hurt minor that got his fake ID cut at a bar.
#8 - iamnewhere (03/31/2012) [-]
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3. Kick some ******* ass.
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