Oh fuck!. nothing to see here. It' s time to an l. tributes.... Bear Grylls you say ? :Bitch Please: <-- Bear Grylls
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#45 - kandeh (03/31/2012) [-]
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#53 - Jameshaich (03/31/2012) [-]
I love how everyone in the comments is calling him a pussy, and that he wouldn't win.
Despite the fact he was in the SAS, and they're just children.
#74 to #53 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
In 1996, he suffered a freefall parachuting accident in Zambia. His canopy ripped at 4,900 metres (16,000 ft), partially opening, causing him to fall and land on his parachute pack on his back, which partially crushed three vertebrae.
According to his surgeon, Grylls came "within a whisker" of being paralysed for life and at first it was questionable whether he would ever walk again.
On 16 May 1998, Grylls achieved his childhood dream (an ambition since his father gave him a picture of Everest when he was eight) and entered the Guinness Book of Records, as the youngest Briton, at 23, to summit Mount Everest, just eighteen months after injuring his back.



Pretty pussy, i think that those children who call him pussy have achieved more than Bear Grylls:)
#81 to #74 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
As a teenager, he learned to skydive and earned a second dan black belt in Shotokan karate. He practices yoga and ninjutsu.



so.... **** Chuck Norris, we got Bear Grylls.
#421 to #81 - epicfailguyishere (04/01/2012) [-]
AND THEY DROPPED HIS ******* SHOW
User avatar #451 to #421 - tjcomics (04/01/2012) [-]
Because he was found in a hotel.
While he was recording a show
But he was incapacitated.
But he was still almost sued.
And the show was taken off air.
**** people these days, I might as well live with ***** I mean apes.
#627 to #74 - anon (04/01/2012) [-]
You don't even have the balls to freefall,pretty nice point there..
#42 - lukyno (03/31/2012) [-]
Bear Grylls you say ?    
   
   
:Bitch Please:   
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Bear Grylls you say ?


:Bitch Please:
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#142 to #42 - owcoleow (03/31/2012) [-]
Bitch, please.
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User avatar #307 to #42 - leandros (04/01/2012) [-]
Holy **** . I wish my girlfriend could do that...or exist, i'll settle for either.
#149 to #42 - tomstheposter (03/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, okay.

I blew up nuclear tanks.

#57 to #42 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
Here are your Andrastes Grace, Leliana..
#78 to #57 - sircool (03/31/2012) [-]
not sure if dragon age reference.....
not sure if dragon age reference.....
#151 to #42 - iamnewhere (03/31/2012) [-]
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Bitch please
#58 to #42 - sphenoid (03/31/2012) [-]
Bitch please
Bitch please
User avatar #405 to #58 - wishicouldfly (04/01/2012) [-]
Cunt destroyer
#239 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
#265 to #239 - zsabber (03/31/2012) [-]
bitch please!
#103 - chiefrunnyjeans (03/31/2012) [-]
Sure, all of these guys are pretty amazing, but they have nothing on Bear With Grills.
#7 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
I haven't seen or read anything about Hunger Games.   
So, I don't have a fukken clue what's going on here.   
Can someone please explain?   
Great detail is fine with me.
I haven't seen or read anything about Hunger Games.
So, I don't have a fukken clue what's going on here.
Can someone please explain?
Great detail is fine with me.
#29 to #7 - Voitage (03/31/2012) [-]
Basic Plot. It's set in the near future in north america. There was a war between 12 districts and it's capital because of unfair wealth distribution. For example 1 is really rich, district 12 is dirt poor. Capital won and since then, every year, each district have to give up two children (1 girl, 1 guy both 12-18) to fight in an arena(Not always a forest, could be anything as a reminder that the capital owns them. They fight to the death and who ever wins becomes filthy rich. The book focuses on katniss, a tribute from district 12, trying to survive the game and theres also a love connection. Personally, I thought the books were great, but i have yet to see the movie.

#47 to #29 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
its not north america, why would there only be 12 districts for the whole united states. 1 district hawaii, 1 alaska, 10 huge chunks of continental US? you're ******* retarded. go ahead grammar nazi me, ill be long gone by then.
#216 to #47 - Voitage (03/31/2012) [-]
I didn't say all of North America.Just in North america. Plus North America contains Mexico and Canada,not only U.S. so you just made yourself look retarded. Nice try, troll.
User avatar #67 to #47 - isexcats (03/31/2012) [-]
They say they're in whats left of north america. It's not spaced out like Hawaii and stuff into in the same shape of states just like a clump in the middle of the us 12 parts
User avatar #222 to #7 - benk (03/31/2012) [-]
think death race with randomly selected kids instead of prisoners. and instead of hot chick and sweet cars, there are kids with bows and swords. and there is one black guy who is the token but he dies.
#26 to #7 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
Worst movie ever.
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#35 to #19 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
The Hunger Games may be the same premise, but there's Catching Fire and Mockingjay, that take it to a whole different level.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
So, wait, is it basically like Lord of the Flies?
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User avatar #20 to #18 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
This sounds like it would be fun for me to participate in.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
PFFFFT
I already live in the woods.
I work on a farm with 1500 pound cattle.
I know how to shoot, make traps, etc.
I can move as quiet as a ninja.
And I love the sound of a good, bloodcurdling scream.
User avatar #16 to #7 - Faz (03/31/2012) [-]
Basically a western version of Battle Royal.
User avatar #10 to #7 - FishInABowl (03/31/2012) [-]
The movie is set in the future after some wars, they do these annual hunger games where 2 people from each ''sector'' get taken to this big arena which is pretty much just a huge forest where they all fight to the death on live television.. Basically it's saying that bear grylls would kick their asses surviving in the forest.
User avatar #13 to #10 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
This would easily explain why I could not figure out a joke about Bear Gryllis drinking his own piss in this post.
User avatar #302 to #279 - nevergotfrontpage **User deleted account** (04/01/2012) [-]
yay! thats my post
User avatar #437 to #302 - toasthemost (04/01/2012) [-]
:)
#332 to #302 - arcanic (04/01/2012) [-]
Too bad you never got front page
User avatar #427 to #332 - nevergotfrontpage **User deleted account** (04/01/2012) [-]
it did though
and im rated 93 on content so ive got frontpage 14 times



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#691 to #427 - arcanic (04/01/2012) [-]
I was referring to your name
#153 - gmanjohn (03/31/2012) [-]
Mfw i get to go against bear gyrlls
Mfw i get to go against bear gyrlls
#43 - cocoram (03/31/2012) [-]
<-- Bitch please
#214 to #209 - camerel (03/31/2012) [-]
MFW when i imagine this as a show wit camera crew and everything
#412 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
You're 			******		!
You're ****** !
User avatar #442 to #412 - meanmamajama (04/01/2012) [-]
Never read the books or saw the movie, but this is just a crazy guess. Wasn't that the whole meaning of the hunger games?
#444 to #412 - navestotwo (04/01/2012) [-]
better? .3.
better? .3.
#390 - memeextreme (04/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #48 - Farthestlight (03/31/2012) [-]
I read the books and I have to admit, it would have been pretty kick ass if Bear Grylls was one of the tributes.
User avatar #49 to #48 - blinkfreak (03/31/2012) [-]
agreed!
#241 - kohzanzo (03/31/2012) [-]
what? bear grylls was in the hunter games?
#242 to #241 - kohzanzo (03/31/2012) [-]
hunger*
#248 to #242 - anon (03/31/2012) [-]
Woosh.
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