Just a baby hippo

#317 to #1 - whatthenugget (04/01/2012) [-]

< This is how I lure people into my house, then BOOM! All of a sudden I'm sitting there touching my nipples with my own feet. If they're lucky, my penis will be caressing their face at this point. It's definitely a sight to behold.

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#121 - rjfarmer (03/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Then they grow up and try to eat you.

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#123 to #121 - madjackwack (03/31/2012) [-]

Hippo's face when.

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#147 to #121 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]

Hippos: The only natural predator of the common Negro

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#151 to #147 - turian (03/31/2012) [-]

import more hippos!

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#43 - trollinggenius (03/31/2012) [+] (15 replies)

i love starting D'aw threads. come on FJ, join in!

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#47 to #43 - griffinb (03/31/2012) [-]

D'aw

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#129 to #47 - Dun (03/31/2012) [-]

so adorable

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#130 to #129 - Dun (03/31/2012) [-]

aaawwwww

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#132 to #130 - Dun (03/31/2012) [-]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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#137 to #132 - Dun (03/31/2012) [-]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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#51 to #47 - UlquiGrimmHime (03/31/2012) [-]

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#55 to #51 - megamanfan (03/31/2012) [-]

adorable

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#63 to #55 - N. Korean citizen (03/31/2012) [-]

dat nose

#267 to #55 - fegeltroll (04/01/2012) [-]

so its an italian shark... dego

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#95 - kneesocks (03/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Any Canadians here remember the house hippo?

#214 to #95 - ViXi (03/31/2012) [-]

I still want one...

#117 to #95 - theycallmesmith (03/31/2012) [-]

YES!

#115 to #95 - diamondback (03/31/2012) [-]

Oh that advert made it to the colonies then? We had it in the home land as well. =]

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#140 - mondofathead (03/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#262 to #140 - draxoid (04/01/2012) [-]

Love that comic XD Here's the full comic just because.

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#170 to #140 - soule (03/31/2012) [-]

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#247 - zeppsiros (04/01/2012) [+] (13 replies)

More people are killed by the hippopotamus than any other wild animal

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#250 to #247 - kennymcgoverick (04/01/2012) [-]

False bitch. mosquitos are the worlds top killer

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#260 to #250 - zeppsiros (04/01/2012) [-]

if you waant to get technical; it's not the moquitos it's the viruses they carry

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#261 to #260 - kennymcgoverick (04/01/2012) [-]

I like the way you think, However thats like saying guns dont kill people, bullets do

#279 to #260 - nordicmike ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]

False, Malaria is a parasite and not a virus

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#254 to #250 - N. Korean citizen (04/01/2012) [-]

mosquitos are insects

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#256 to #254 - IcyFizzy (04/01/2012) [-]

insects are still considered animals. there just in a different family than mammals

#258 to #256 - kennymcgoverick (04/01/2012) [-]

Thanks for pointing that out for him. Back in my day anons had some knowledge of the animal kingdom

#269 to #258 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** (04/01/2012) [-]

aww shit you trying to start a DBZ thread? :DD

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#318 to #269 - kennymcgoverick (04/01/2012) [-]

Not that I know of...

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#251 to #247 - MuffinMan (04/01/2012) [-]

I'm okay with this.

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#2 - dreamthrow (03/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I want it!!!!!!

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#58 to #2 - ragingamer **User deleted account** (03/31/2012) [-]

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#13 - ICanThePowerr (03/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)

This Hippo happens to be named Harry.

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#14 to #13 - ICanThePowerr (03/31/2012) [-]

He was born just over a week ago. He's a pygmy hippo.

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#15 to #14 - ICanThePowerr (03/31/2012) [-]

His mother rejected him, so they're giving him special care. Treating this cute motherfucker like the king he is. Btw this is in South Africa.

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#118 - fhbsdtmd (03/31/2012) [-]

my turtles have lightsabers, your hippo is invalid

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#107 - winners (03/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)

just a baby hippo

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#112 to #107 - SuperCookie (03/31/2012) [-]

I'm afraid you're mistaken.

That's clearly an Oompa Loompa.

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#296 - yoursupergay (04/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Until they get big. Then they chase black people.

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#301 to #296 - thuntking (04/01/2012) [-]

Great now I want one even more

#308 to #296 - N. Korean citizen (04/01/2012) [-]

if I recall, they are like 3rd deadliest animal(and one of the first 2 is like mosquitos which is kinda bullshit...but w/e) very paranoid mother fuckers....that guy prolly stood somewhere between it and a source of water...or who knows what.

#297 to #296 - mrcheddahcheese (04/01/2012) [-]

If anything is faster than a black person... well... to put it bluntly.... fucked.

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#283 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (04/01/2012) [-]

And when it grows up

Nigger repellent.

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#93 - qballextraction (03/31/2012) [-]

So cute!

#165 - skuser (03/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)

A cute animal thread is coming...

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#154 to #139 - NicksterMagster (03/31/2012) [-]

Cute thread?

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#160 to #154 - funnyjunkeyyy (03/31/2012) [-]

my puppy is cute. :D

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#198 to #171 - headshotlol (03/31/2012) [-]

this good?

#71 - smokinbutox (03/31/2012) [-]

SOOOOO CUUTTTEEE