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lfi eat myself would i become twice as big or
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#50 - iamjohngalt (03/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
You would become a hula hoop.
#136 - fluffycloudguy (03/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
<I told myself one day this will be related!
<I told myself one day this will be related!
#49 - trolololer (03/31/2012) [+] (13 replies)
You would do neither. Since you are eating yourself, you are neither gaining nor losing any mass. Therefore, you would change shape, but not change the amount of mass you contain. You would only lose mass until you excrete those parts of yourself which you ate. Also, if you were able to eat yourself entirely in one moment, you would turn inside out.
#52 to #49 - godisdog (03/31/2012) [-]
False, eating yourself requires energy and so does healing said wounds, so you would slowly lose mass in the form of heat; considering you ate yourself slowly and ate your **** as well. You can not eat yourself at once either, it is theoretically impossible.
#8 - anonymous (03/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Mass can neither be created or destroyed.

-Jesus
User avatar #199 to #8 - laughstoohard (03/31/2012) [-]
That's what

-She
User avatar #119 - DannyDanger (03/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If you tried to eat your own body you would totally be ******** yourself.
#85 - HarvietheDinkle (03/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#2 - mrbongo (03/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
actually not to sound like an idiot but what WOULD happen.
#3 to #2 - alfredlanning (03/31/2012) [-]
You'd eat all of your limbs, get down to your last limb, realize that you have no way of eating it without the others, consider that you hadn't really thought this through, look up and find yourself in the afterlife because you died of blood loss five hours ago, and realize that you've been sent to rot in the pits of hell for being so damn stupid.
User avatar #334 - desviper (03/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Law of conservation of mass...you would stay the same...except dead.
#221 - breakfastlunch (03/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#34 - mrchuck (03/31/2012) [+] (6 replies)
1- You can't eat yourself because you would die before you finish.   
2- If you manage to somehow do that you will stay the same because the mass you are losing by being eaten is the same as the mass you are gaining from eating (that is assuming you also eat the blood you are losing)
1- You can't eat yourself because you would die before you finish.
2- If you manage to somehow do that you will stay the same because the mass you are losing by being eaten is the same as the mass you are gaining from eating (that is assuming you also eat the blood you are losing)
#86 - ferruccio (03/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You'd become dead, that's what you'd become.
#273 - Dincorta (03/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
**Dincorta rolls 77**
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#205 - synapse (03/31/2012) [-]
You would be dead
#175 - tonyspinners (03/31/2012) [-]
"No"
#232 - imagnetsux (03/31/2012) [-]
youll die and leave a horribly mutilated corpse
User avatar #210 - Clone (03/31/2012) [-]
In a way that makes sense to humans: you'd stay the same size, turn - more or less - inside out, and die a painful death
#492 - urbanvibe (04/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
how is this a mind **** ? if you ate yourself it would just be like eating anything else..and you would die before u could eat everything of course, blood loss
#494 to #492 - Shadow Guardian (04/01/2012) [-]
There is no place for logic on the internet!
#215 - tholomewsense (03/31/2012) [-]
you would die
you would die
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