Dat Mindfuck

Remember this?

OH GOD! YES! POKEMON STADIUM FTW!

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i still remember the music to every mini game

That's what

-She

I see what you did there

-Omnicide the Omnicidal Omnicide

Machine guns are fucking awesome.

- Socrates.

I love cock
-OP

It's not that disgusting, it's everywhere on FunnyJunk

False, eating yourself requires energy and so does healing said wounds, so you would slowly lose mass in the form of heat; considering you ate yourself slowly and ate your shit as well. You can not eat yourself at once either, it is theoretically impossible.

wouldnt your stomach acids eventually break you down, if you got that far?

True but won't you be losing some of your mass because there are some parts of your body that your body would not be digestable? So you would actually become smaller, and following the trend, ignoring eating your vitals, then you would reach a stable point in your mass.

Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.
Robert A. Heinlein

>record yourself shining flashlight
>hit fastforward
>???????
>profit

False. Since you say, "hit fastforward," this implies that you are viewing this on a screen made of pixels. The speed that the light moves across the pixels is faster than the speed of light, BUT you have not taken into account the speed of the pixels: 0. Pixels don't move. You're not breaking the speed of light. You're watching a video. But congratulations for breaking the speed of pixels.

Some would argue the speed of dark is faster.

Tell that to the neutrinos!

My jimmies still remain unrustled.

maybe it is possible to go faster than light, but because its travelling faster than light, we can't see it...

haaaaaa

did someone say rustled jimmies thread?

The more dense something is, the closer the molecules are. The less dense, the further apart they are..

What in the fuck man.

you're just struggling for reasons to post your stupid reactions aren't you?

Nope.

This show was awesome until season 3.

correct on the first point, wrong on the second.

don't forget that not everything you eat is completely absorbed by the body, therefore if you would eat a little piece of yourself everyday, you would lose some of what you ate in the feces, therefore you will, in fact, decrease in mass......very slowly.

(assuming you eat/drink nothing but yourself)

well yes, it would be impossible to eat yourself entirely, but with tourniquet and help you could have a fucking all you can eat buffet.

Just don't shit or piss.

and alot of the food is lost through respiration

thanks for that knowlegde cookie monster

That is not the point, but if you would instantly create an account would you be a user or still a faggot? Doesn't matter if you die.

neither. mass cannot be created or destroyed. Instead, you would be deformed. But the real question: in what shape?

i think you've just won the double prize!

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