Fuck you like a whore as in: Wear a condom and feel awkward the whole time? Then several days later find out that you have a weird rash. Have a check-up and realize that the rash is not anything to worry about, but you had prostate cancer the whole time. Go through chemotherapy for 6 month to beat that prostate cancer, realize that life is worth living and every second should be lived to the fullest. Find a nice girl and marry her and have kids...

GOD, im bored