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#410
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cruzslzr (03/31/2012) [-]
i know fj doesn't like me bitching but dammit you guys need a point across
most of your friendzone issues have to do with the way you handle yourself
I'm definitely not a girl but you must know that I understand them because I've put myself in their shoes. let's try that
you're now a girl (with vagina, breasts, the works) a guy approaches you
first of all theyre going to judge your looks, thats inevitable and they will rate you on that
ok now disregarding the sudden rate they will judge your vibe the way you walked over there, with or without a smile, and how you talk
very important here your tone and volume of your voice is what shows confidence
now im not saying go yell a girl in her ear expecting a blowjob, but most of you are smart guys you know a girl shouldnt have to say "what" every 10 seconds cuz u can't speak like a man with a purpose
now let's talk confidence: you can be the ugliest fucker in school, really like just nasty looking, but a man with a voice of a man and the mentality of a man is not going to be ignored
a girl likes daring stuff being said to her, stuff she won't hear from every other guy
it shows that you have big cojones and that if she rejects you that you probably won't care cuz you have more women to hit on
that shit works wonders for them, they like a spark
now im not saying to be assholes because most of you can't work the courage for all that or you don't want that kind of image on your persona
its all about confidence, about sticking out of the general population
most of you guys don't even have an excuse to be shy or "the nice guy"
I'd be jealous as fuck if most of you were talking to my girl (right hand comments incoming) if you already know the girl and you think she's friendzoned you give her something to change her mind be desirable towards her friends and i guarantee that when they talk about you she'll have a comment.
no tl;dr fuck you read that shit
pic related its me; still get friendzoned but i play the "i dont care" card
most of your friendzone issues have to do with the way you handle yourself
I'm definitely not a girl but you must know that I understand them because I've put myself in their shoes. let's try that
you're now a girl (with vagina, breasts, the works) a guy approaches you
first of all theyre going to judge your looks, thats inevitable and they will rate you on that
ok now disregarding the sudden rate they will judge your vibe the way you walked over there, with or without a smile, and how you talk
very important here your tone and volume of your voice is what shows confidence
now im not saying go yell a girl in her ear expecting a blowjob, but most of you are smart guys you know a girl shouldnt have to say "what" every 10 seconds cuz u can't speak like a man with a purpose
now let's talk confidence: you can be the ugliest fucker in school, really like just nasty looking, but a man with a voice of a man and the mentality of a man is not going to be ignored
a girl likes daring stuff being said to her, stuff she won't hear from every other guy
it shows that you have big cojones and that if she rejects you that you probably won't care cuz you have more women to hit on
that shit works wonders for them, they like a spark
now im not saying to be assholes because most of you can't work the courage for all that or you don't want that kind of image on your persona
its all about confidence, about sticking out of the general population
most of you guys don't even have an excuse to be shy or "the nice guy"
I'd be jealous as fuck if most of you were talking to my girl (right hand comments incoming) if you already know the girl and you think she's friendzoned you give her something to change her mind be desirable towards her friends and i guarantee that when they talk about you she'll have a comment.
no tl;dr fuck you read that shit
pic related its me; still get friendzoned but i play the "i dont care" card
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donekilledyou (03/31/2012) [-]
Just something I'd like to add on to your advice, if you can play the nice guy card right, you'll be basically set, no matter how you look. Girls like guys that make them comfortable, and that includes a combination of a sense of humor, kindness and confidence. So everybody complaining about your looks, it doesn't take much. If you can get your personality to a solid level and still feel like doing more, just join a sport or something (I suggest track, cause you get a noticeable, non-douchebag tan, you get in shape, there's a lot of options for events so you can do something you're good at, and it's co-ed, so you have something in common with them). Everything else just falls together. If it doesn't when you're an athletic, funny, nice dude, it probably never would have, don't count it as a loss and find someone who'll appreciate you.
Also, get good deodorant. None of that Axe shit, get Old Spice and use in moderation. Girls go crazy for guys that smell good.
Also, get good deodorant. None of that Axe shit, get Old Spice and use in moderation. Girls go crazy for guys that smell good.
personality? Dude to tell you the truth, if you dress like your fucking kanye west, personality doesn't matter, i don't do all that shit but man, guys at our school are complete ass hole sand girls just fuck them like at a snap of a finger.
yea its because they are assholes that the girls want to fuck them, girls want a guy who will treat them like shit, its not because of the way they dress (well it partially is) its still the way they act
its complicated, you cant be too much of an asshole but if youre nice chicks will walk all over you
its complicated, you cant be too much of an asshole but if youre nice chicks will walk all over you
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theruraljuror **User deleted account** (03/31/2012) [-]
Man speaks the truth. I managed to reel in a hot, well rounded girl that was the total package. I fucked up when I developed an inferiority complex and completely lost my mojo due to my acne and my lack of a driver's license, because I happen to be an illegal alien. She's dating a fucking dj now. He's pleasing her while I'm laughing at dolan on the internet :(
Confidence is KEY
Confidence is KEY