ha...hell threats

You're gonna have a bad time.

mfw I'm Christian and I ain't even mad

but im a christian and i enjoyed this post

Oh god I've started a jimmies thread.

Im a Christian and I don't get offended by people making fun of Christianity or God. If you really do believe in Hell, whats the point in getting offended? Why would you care if you believe the people doing these things are going to get what they (all of us really) deserve anyway?

I resemble that remark.

im atheist...and i find that incredibly... ...funny.

then here, have some wall sex

That's fucking hot.


What the fuck is wrong with me...

its ok, how about a brofist.

I say "OH MY DARWIN, OH DAWKINS, DAWKINS!!!!"

He boiled for your sins.

PASTAFARIAN

Bitch Please,, I converted to Scientology..

I don't want Alien Parasites to make me unhappy and afraid,, (I want to be problem free) philosophy. Hakuna Matata!

I found you :D

don't you recognize sarcasm ??!
doesn't matter :P (that picture is hilarious :D )

Nononononono, I understood the sarcasm of your comment, this picture is just relevant, and funny.

but seriously, who the hell want's alien spirits to suck his happiness or whatever :S

the only sucking done by other creatures that I allow should be done by a female demon :)

>I believe God works through science (started Big Bang, made evolution, etc.)
>I know as fact that the people who wrote the Bible had the scientific minds of about 5 year olds
>It was written 2,000 years ago, remember that
>Scientifically, Biblical authors were retarded
>Spiritually they were brilliant
>When reading the Bible acknowledge: Social system, Literary form, Author's intent
>The Bible is not to be taken literally ALL of the time, (only sometimes, it depends on who wrote it, when, etc.)
>I don't hate reality, I like both faith and reality
>If you're going to argue why Catholics are retards, at least be educated on their faith
>Because most of us aren't stupid
>Every group has retards
>Athiests, Catholics, Bronies, Haters, FJers, /b/tards

this is the most rational religious person i have ever met.

I get that a lot...

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3401023/True+Story+OC/52#52

Kinda here too (this one is especially interesting) - funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Sad+but+true/nesyDar/182#182

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3170097/Nephilimfreee+user+of+the+year/41#41

*the most unreligious person iv'e ever seen

I'm not all too in depth in religion

>I go to church every Sunday
>I pray almost every night
>I believe in God

Just because I'm intelligent, does not mean I'm not religious

How are you intelligent? you may acknowledge the theory of evolution and the big bang but keep in mind that is the fundament for us atheists/agnostics for the dissproval of any god. (or to lower the likelyhood of a god, since it cannot be dissproven)

All you do is to place your god in front of the theories that hard working people have brought forward as an explanation to why we are here, it is a totally different view than yours.

Too me you seem more attatched to dobbel moral than intelligence.

>Just because monkeys turn into people
>gravity exists
>or the basic laws and theories exist

>does not mean God doesn't

No need to be a little bitch about it
>I don't give a shit if you're not Catholic
>I'm not going to shove the religion down your throat
>But since most people complain about how people shove religions down people's throats, I think you're being a bit of a hypocrite

>I go to school
>I have exceptional grades

No, that is the beauty of it, your tribal religion is based upon the idea of something that is uncomprehensive to the human mind and is exsistent while non existent.

and you cannot dissprove anything here in the universe, for all we know there could be a species shaped like cocks flying around the universe.

But you dont think it is stupid at all to say that your answer to life is that a beeing that we dont have any way to understand, prove or dissprove is the cause of your existense?

Frankly it doesn't matter whether you're a Jew, Catholic, Muslim, Atheist, Agnostic, Scienfuckingtologist.

Being a dick will get you nowhere

and that's (very generally) what the Bible entails

>Bible was written 2,000 years ago by people with scientific minds of five year olds
>spiritually they were pretty damn smart

Im being a dick all of a sudden?

im just stating that saying god is the cause of the big bang and evolutiong is pretty damn rude to people who scientificly proved such to deny the existense of a god.

Dont place your god together with science, please.

.. why do you believe in god then?

There's the possibility of a god outside of the one described in the bible.

And there is also the possibility of human cock shaped species flying around the universe, basing your belief upon the possibility and the belief of something is just stupid.

I'm not basing a belief on anything. I'm an Atheist. All I'm saying is that there is the possibility of any kind of god, ever. I wasn't defending some other god, I'm just saying that the possibility for this sort of god is there, regardless if he doesn't line up with bible teachings. There's a possibility for anything. I doubt those possibilities, but it's there.

You and me have the EXACT same views, mein brother.

inb4 butthurt

you answered that already...because they're idiots.

Not bragging. Simply because if we say it in public we're likely to be ridiculed and judged by those around us. Only on the internet, where we have anonymity from those who may know us, can we share our true beliefs. I've lost many job opportunities by saying I am an atheist. And really, I just don't give a fuck anymore. People need to have more respect for others. Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate religion, but I don't hate the followers of the religion. I love people bro. I just wish people would not judge others.

It was funny.

It was funny...

I posted that comment pic. And you rolled it.

wait nevermind i just made the pic.

Well that's impossible since Buddhists are fucking chill..

he's actually gay