1ST place. . DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CHICK THAT ENTERED A RACE WITH A DILDO BIKE? SHE CAME FIRST.. OP could win the Tour de France with this bike.
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CHICK THAT
ENTERED A RACE WITH A DILDO BIKE?
SHE CAME FIRST.
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Submitted: 03/30/2012
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#3 - anonymous (03/30/2012) [+] (8 replies)
OP could win the Tour de France with this bike.
User avatar #4 - anonymoosy (03/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Yo we heard you like sex so we put a dildo on your bike so you could come while you go
#12 - bacontrips (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What did she win?
#9 - norwegianlolz (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OP's bike
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#236 - phippz (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**phippz rolled a random image posted in comment #337 at Whats your wish? ** Me when I win First Place :))
#103 - mexicanpartyboy (03/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
OP why are you showing us your Bike?
OP why are you showing us your Bike?
#192 - shadowrated (03/30/2012) [-]
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& it's a great way to stay in shape
#83 - mytrakytra (03/30/2012) [-]
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I'm glad she won the race.
#7 - markowuzhere (03/30/2012) [-]
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#283 - ichooseslowpoke (03/30/2012) [-]
Three things.

1. Whoever invented that dildo bike was retarded. Hear me out. Although they did infact make a dildo bike, which is pretty cool, if you look closely at the picture the chain to the back wheel is no longer there, as it is now being used to power the dildo. If you're really going to make a dildo bike, you might as well make a functioning dildo bike, so get a second chain and two more gears (from a different bike, of course), so you can synchronize the 2nd and 3rd gears (in the middle, powered by the pedals), with the 1st gear powering the back wheel and the 4th gear powering the dildo.

2. That's a bad pun. I once entered 10 puns that bad into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win the grand prize. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.

3. Your skill in reading has increased by one point.
#176 - islamicbeer (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#75 - rshanebarnes (03/30/2012) [-]
...and it's a great way to stay in shape.
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#150 - sovietghost (03/30/2012) [-]
Dont forget about the helmet, you dont want to get injured.
#121 - pubis (03/30/2012) [-]
Can you put that on a bike with training wheels?
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