suicide hotlines. seanessytheking asked me to put him in one of my comics, so i did.. hello, my name is seanessytheking. hey there, my name is nick. how can i help you? well i dont know where to start, this is my first time calling a suicide hotline... but i guess ill start with my wife left me, my goldfish died of an overdose, i never knew my father, and i dont have any friends... uemm sorry sir but this is a psychic hotline... oh... well then can
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suicide hotlines

seanessytheking asked me to put him in one of my comics, so i did.

hello, my name is
seanessytheking.
hey there, my
name is nick.
how can i help you?
well i dont know where
to start, this is my first
time calling a suicide
hotline...
but i guess ill start with
my wife left me, my
goldfish died of an
overdose, i never knew
my father, and i dont
have any friends...
uemm sorry
sir but this is a
psychic hotline...
oh... well then can you
tell me something that' ll
help me in my future?
sure, let me just get my
crystal ball out and see...
i would get some
stronger rope if i was
you X
...
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#66 - strychnine ONLINE (03/30/2012) [+] (21 replies)
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**gayjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at White people ** NIGGER<<<
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#184 - thehardcorechimp (03/30/2012) [+] (13 replies)
**thehardcorechimp rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Ponies, deal with it **

< this describes my sex life
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#160 - manirock (03/30/2012) [-]
He doesn't know his father... Typical... Chuckle
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#98 - lucidwater (03/30/2012) [-]
mfw I try to commit suicide
mfw I try to commit suicide
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#25 - martiini (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Everytime I use my magic ball.
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#344 - krazykarl (03/30/2012) [-]
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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**spacecowboydk rolled a random image posted in comment #352 at troll level 99 **
MFW i tried to commit suicide
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#349 - morche **User deleted account** (03/30/2012) [-]
**morche rolled a random image posted in comment #3429063 at FJ Pony Thread ** how i commit suicide
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**thepiratemonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #3370782 at FJ Pony Thread ** This is why I kill myself.
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#110 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
if he was really a psychic, why didn't he automatically say "wrong number?"
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