suicide hotlines. seanessytheking asked me to put him in one of my comics, so i did.. hello, my name is seanessytheking. hey there, my name is nick. how can i h
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suicide hotlines

seanessytheking asked me to put him in one of my comics, so i did.

hello, my name is
seanessytheking.
hey there, my
name is nick.
how can i help you?
well i dont know where
to start, this is my first
time calling a suicide
hotline...
but i guess ill start with
my wife left me, my
goldfish died of an
overdose, i never knew
my father, and i dont
have any friends...
uemm sorry
sir but this is a
psychic hotline...
oh... well then can you
tell me something that' ll
help me in my future?
sure, let me just get my
crystal ball out and see...
i would get some
stronger rope if i was
you X
...
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#66 - strychnine (03/30/2012) [+] (21 replies)
**strychnine rolls 88**
#76 - gayjunk (03/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**gayjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at White people ** ****** <<<
#184 - thehardcorechimp (03/30/2012) [+] (12 replies)
**thehardcorechimp rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Ponies, deal with it **

< this describes my sex life
#29 - ragingbrony ONLINE (03/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #46 - rikkful (03/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I call ******** ..... Black people can't afford phones.
#47 to #46 - anonymous (03/30/2012) [-]
That's why he stole it
#45 - iaaron (03/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#172 - jakesterify (03/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#177 to #175 - pleasewelcomejc (03/30/2012) [-]
DONT SHOOT!!
DONT SHOOT!!
#123 - shadowrated (03/30/2012) [-]
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#28 - nippuhl (03/29/2012) [-]
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No surprise he never knew his father.
#49 - mytrakytra (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#160 - manirock ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
He doesn't know his father... Typical... Chuckle
#98 - lucidwater (03/30/2012) [-]
mfw I try to commit suicide
mfw I try to commit suicide
#510 - uglyslut (03/30/2012) [+] (21 replies)
**uglyslut rolls 1** bad that never happened
#550 to #535 - xbenas (03/31/2012) [-]
#25 - martiini (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Everytime I use my magic ball.
#344 - krazykarl (03/30/2012) [-]
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
#121 - spacecowboydk (03/30/2012) [-]
**spacecowboydk rolled a random image posted in comment #352 at troll level 99 **
MFW i tried to commit suicide
#11 - niggergigger (03/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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