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I am pretending that I am dead'? Help..‘?
55?, " Hey guys, my name is Courtney and I am Tr.
Courtney Se there is this girl I hate named Jane who had a big party and I went. We got into a
huge argument and I left and went into the backyard to get away frem her. She
fallowed me outside and she was arguing with me and stuff and then out of nowhere
she pushed me hard! She grabbed me and tried to take me down and I was down
en the ground and she climbed en top of me and she was choking me and smashing
me ente the ground
I pretended I was and she was freaking em.
She picked me up and started dragging me even though I was awake, I was
pretending I was unconscious_
I peeked and saw she was dragging me towards the peek! I quickly teek in a huge
breathe and she held up my body beside the water and she threw me into the peel! I
did the dead mans float and I held my breathe as long as I meld then I turned amend
to breathe and Jane was gene.
I heard her teeming back I quickly started Heating again and then sameone grabbed
my leg and pulled me out of the water. It was Jane and her boyfriend, I kept
pretending to be unconscious. Jane said she threw me in the water to get off any
evidence that was me me. She said I was in the water fer about IO minutes
probably dead and she checked my pulse and I kept pretending I was
and that IDIOT eould find anything and assumed i was dead.
i saw my cellphone en the ground, it fell out of my pocket before jane threw me into
the peel. they left fer a second i turned en the ‘melee recorder and put the phone in
my pocket. they dragged me areas the grass around to the front tsf the house and
then they lifted me up and took me upstairs and put me in the closet in janes reem!!
when they left i get out and dried my self off and i didnt leave behind any clues, i
climbed em of janes winder and went home.
help! what should i not
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#32 - tigerstyle (03/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
ask /b/
User avatar #33 - Imbtrtenu (03/29/2012) [+] (11 replies)
OK heres a list of exactly what to do next

> Leave a note that says, "I know your secret." Exactly where she hid you in your closet.
> Skip school for awhile (Tell parents you have severe herpes of the anus and need to rest)
> Have a single friend who you can trust start dropping hints to your murderer about that night
> Keep this going for a couple weeks
> Eventually it will get in the girls head and she will soon have a breakdown
Ok now here's where one of two things could happen. She could a) Confesse to attempted murder and attempted hiding of evidence, or b) Just go insane and be checked into a mental institution.

Congradulations! You have failed school from missing so much, enjoy repeating your grade.
#25 - jmrking **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#2 - shaggyhaze (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh, the opportunities
#111 - motposters (03/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
1. Rig speakers throughout jane's house
2. when jane gets home say the following
3. Jane why did you do that to me.
or. Jesus is mad at you Jane.
or. That water was cold Jane.
User avatar #19 - aahrg (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
show up at school the next day and pretend like nothing happend
#56 - Nickdowgg (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Courtney's face when she sees her the next day
Courtney's face when she sees her the next day
User avatar #41 - maxismahname (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
oh the possibilities.
1. send text messages to her "don't look behind you... etc."
2. tell everyone in school to pretend you weren't there or anything, and follow he around like you're very angry. follow her everywhere, EVERYWHERE. and stand in places like the corner of the classroom and stare at her. you would need to have it all setup though.
User avatar #100 - turtlefucker (03/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1. Return to school the next day.
2. Remain perfectly silent and expressionless.
3. Any classes you have her in, do no work. Just sit patiently. Glance at her from time to time, and make sure she notices.
4. Follow her home from school. Keep a good distance. Walk slowly. If she turns around and notices you following, freeze in place. Do and say nothing. Poker face.
5. Right as she's reaching her house, hide. Make it look like you disappeared.
6. Repeat for days.
7. She is scared ******** of you and scarred for life.
8. ??????
9. Profit.
#289 - fierydarkstorm (03/30/2012) [-]
*Knocks down door*

"YOU DIDN'T FINISH THE JOB ************ !"
User avatar #107 - lunacy (03/30/2012) [-]
1. Get everyone to pretend you don't exist.
2. Pad the bottom of your shoes so they don't make any noise when you walk.
3. Follow her around silently with a sad look on your face.
4. ????
5. Profit!
User avatar #48 - fizzythunder (03/29/2012) [-]
miss school for a few days and during that time dye the clothes you wore that night red unless they're expensive, then when she's a school buy a tonne of red dye and empty it into her pool. Go to school wearing the red dyed clothing and just ignore her completely when she's around while having a bottle of water which you should drink regularly from. then with red paint write 'so much water' on her locker. make sure her pool stays red and leave notes about different types of swimming on damp paper and leave it in her locker. make sure to try and wear at least one type red clothing and carry around water
User avatar #311 - ragefacer (03/30/2012) [-]
> go to school with zombie mask
> find Jane
> scare ***** out of her
> find her bf
> scare **** out of him
> tell truth
> ????
> profit
#310 - carmelrenee (03/30/2012) [-]
her face when she answers!
her face when she answers!
#296 - psychobear (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#49 - bkster (03/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #333 - eatallthecake (03/30/2012) [-]
>wait 3 days before going back to school/next time you see her
>put on same clothes as the night this happened
>make yourself soaking wet
>go to where ever she is and wait for her
User avatar #185 - restinglizard (03/30/2012) [-]
call her from a pay phone and say in a raspy voice "yooooouuuu killlled meeeeee ........were comming for you jane" then hang up befor she says anything
#24 - comradewinter ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
1. Show up at school
2. Always look at her, never look away even if she looks back
3. Walk like you can barely move, not like a zombie, but more like if you've been working out your legs for hours and are really tired
4. Follow her the entire day
5. Follow her home when you're done for the day
6. Keep looking at her through the window, make sure she knows you're out there
7. Next day, send her a Facebook message with a picture of yourself having blue-ish skin, and frowning from the mouth (common indications that you've drowned)
8. Apply blue-ish transparent paint to the body, get a tube of toothpaste
9. After the day is over you walk into her house and over to her room while she's away (most people leave their front door open)
10. Sneak into closet
11. Wait
12. When she returns, take the tube of toothpaste and apply some into your mouth so it looks like you're frowning
13. Exit closet with a creepy smile, and crawl towards her with a mindless facial expression
14. She'll never try to kill anyone again
15. ???
16. Profit!
#4 - jerkyninja (03/29/2012) [-]
whats going through her mind when she was in the pool.
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